*********BIG FLASHY PICTURE!************                                         Just pretend for a second you're ten years into the future, look around, NOTHING IS DIFFERENT!!!  Futurama can totally bite my ass, I bet we totally wipe our planet by then.
                               I won't be on here often but if you want, leave a message and I'll get back to you if I bloody well feel like it.



and the farmer said to the racoon "DONT MAKE ME USE THIS!!" The racoon looks at him and says, "What the fuck you gonna do with a carrot?"




Hey gamers, if you have any tips or cheats for Devil May Cry2, PLEEEEEASE tell me, that game rocks my fucking socks off. God of War won't work on our ps2. That's what my boyfriend gets for bein a cheap little bastard and gettin it from a damn pawn shop. He gets mad and i get mad cause that means i can't play it either. And somebody please tell me Katamari Damasi totally blowed. Trippy yes, perfect for high folks, but too easy.

I JUST QUIT MY JOB! OH MY GOD!!!! Seriously, NEVER work for McDonalds. pay is crap and you're treated like crap. Besides, you get so tired of the food and McDonalds is supposed to be the happy place for cheap and fairly yummy food, but all the bubbliness goes away.



By the way, I'm a totally hot chick. Good in bed, i love video games, tv, swearing, skateboarding, drinking, smoking, the works. BUT, so totally taken. UNLESS YOU ARE A FEMALE DO NOT MAKE A PASS ON ME. I WILL REMOVE YOUR EYEBALLS AND REPLACE THEM WITH YOUR TESTICLES. (if i could)



I will be getting my own computer someday when me and my bf davy can afford it. We are currently cold broke and have to use the fuckin library computers. So if you message me, add me as a friend, whatever, i don't care, just don't get pissed at me for not responding for awhile. I will be active again, I promise!!!


MY NAME IS - Ari.
location: Shawnee, Oklahoma
Occupation: currently unemployed
Civil status: I live with my loser boyfriend.
Preffered sex: Female. men are toys.

wanna know more? take the thirty seconds to say hi. i love people. just not dickheads. :P



Of all the things i hate, being judged is the worst. i think people who take only certain attributes into consideration and then assume they just know everything, are total and complete morons. People also don't want you to point out what shallow fuckers they are. I hear guys say looks don't matter, i want personality, blah blah blah, and their girlfriends are total airheads who are whiny, demanding, controlling, jealous, but with rockin bodies. So guess what all guys really want, a coochie to put themselves into, a tiny waist, boobs, and a mouth that's always willin to go down when he's feelin to lazy to actually put any effort into sex. TO EVERY SHALLOW GUY OUT THERE, you suck total monkeyballs. I personally have nothing to complain about. I get whatever i want from whoever i want, and i'm a fat chick. :P









Is there any way to put a lifetime of torture into a little paragraph? I'm not even going to bother.


HOMOSEXUALITY IS NOT A JOKE. being bisexual, lesbian or gay is not a trend. It is not a choice. It is one of the most painful things for me watch when somebody is struggling with not coming out because he's afraid of the ridicule he'll receive. Ladies, don't strut around saying you're bisexual just because it makes you look hot. That sickens me. Men, do not be afraid to show affection to your boyfriends in public. Ladies, show your love to your girlfriends wherever you are. Fakers, you disgust me.







Smile, can't be worse than being deaf, dumb, paralyzed, blind and brain dead. :)