Im a person. ummmm..... why do you need to know this? Are you going to find me and kill me? Well you know what I dont care.I am a 102 year old man. I live in a cardboard box on highway 79. My box is all soggy from rain water and people spitting on it. Im scared. People keep trying to catch my box on fire. But all the attempts have failed because my box is so wet. Ive been trying to sneak into this one guys house and steal his T.V but he never leaves his house. I got in only one time when I thought he left but he really just went to the bathroom. He found me and started hitting me with a toilet paper roll. I still have bruises. The only reason im writing this is because I stole a laptop from this guy walking past me. Well rather I knocked him out, stole his laptop then threw him in the middle of the road. It was rather gruesome.
  Now back to myself. I like to read fiction books with like trolls elves and sometimes fairies (but im not freaking gay)I have a weird sister who was going to write this story for me but every time i wasn't looking she tried to write something retarded(like penis.)Its really annoying..........
 I like to eat allot(but im not fat.)I like fried chicken and sandwiches and pretty much every single meat there is.
I love fighting and RPG video games. I also like to play soccer and basketball and i freaking love to read.

FUN

 I want a Elftown to express myself.....well rather write weird stories and poems <_<  >_>
 I also want to make a few friends in the process. ^{i have no body to talk to}
 But I am kinda weird so if you make friends with me be prepared for some random stuff. I have two bottles of glue.....
 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......... uhhhhhhh what the heck was i screaming about?

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im amazing in bed.........................i can sleep for hours