I'm a writer, mostly poems and short stories at this point, but I am/have been working on a couple novels for the past couple years, none of which seem to be any closer to getting finished. I'm an English Major and A Digial Film and Television Minor at UW-River Falls. I primarily deal with things in the Science Fiction, Fantasy, Horror and Mystery genres. I am the vocalist of two metal bands - Shattered Oath (drummer is in Iraq) and Cruor Saevio (Lead guitarist moved because of financial reasons and wont be returning for a couple more months) - neither of which are currently doing anything. Essentially, as of right now, my life is at a stand still. Nothing is going on and I am just living.

I can be antisocial. I typically hate people. If there is something about someone I don't like, chances are that I will tell them. I am an asshole, but not necessarily the bad kind.

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~A Look Into My Mind~
~More Pics Of Me~
~Good Times~



Don't call me emo.. I'm a metalhead

A little more about me:
   - My favorite passtimes are sitting by myself in a dark, cold basement  listening to music and writing stories; sitting outside underneath a tree reading a good book; watching horror movies with Randa; going out to eat at Denny's or Perkin's; sitting around a fire with a number of friends and unquestionable amounts of beer; walking around town or on campus watching people interact with each other and laughing; purposefully annoying people I don't like; making people feel uncomfortable for no good reason; being obscene in public; hanging out with my friends/bandmates; going out to party's on occasion; throwing parties on occasion; talking intellectually about religion, politics or anything really; playing dungeons and dragons/white wolf roleplaying games; and downloading music.
   - A few things I don't like: Bad grammar; bad spelling; prissy little girls who use the words like and um too much; people ignorant of the world around them; people to self-obsorbed to give a damn about anything else; christians who constantly attempt to press their religion up me, even though I don't attempt at all to press my beliefs upon them; lack of respect of other people's property; drivers who don't put their blinkers on until five feet before they turn; talking about a movie while I'm watching it when you've already seen it and I haven't; and yeah. Thats about it.. there are more. I try desperately not to hate individual people until they prove to me that they are worth my hate.

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...Now that is hot...

Favorite Bands:
Cradle of Filth
Dimmu Borgir
Behemoth
Kataklysm
Devildriver
Deicide
Lamb of God
Children of Bodom
Amon Amarth
Slayer
Metallica
Pantera
Chimaira
Arch Enemy
Dark Tranquility
All Shall Perish....

Favorite Authors
Douglas Adams
Neil Gaiman
Terry Pratchett
Tracy Hickman
Margaret Weis
Peter Straub
Stephen King
H.P. Lovecraft
Edgar Allan Poe
Phillip K. Dick
Ray Bradbury
Robin Cook
Dan Brown

<center>Quoteworthy:

"He had noticed that events were cowards: they didn't occur singly, but instead they would run in packs and leap out at him all at once."
- Neil Gaiman

"I think I just had an evilgasm"

"I fucking hate arrogance. No, correct that... I fucking hate people. Vast mindless herds of people, usually around Christmas time or rush hour. And TV stereotyping. Urrrgh! Normality, waiting for anything (patience is not one of my virtues), litter, concrete urbanisation, lack of vision, religious strangleholds, bigotry, sponge cake... hate them all."
- Dani Filth

Favorite Movies:
(in no particular order)
A Scanner Darkly
Pulp Fiction
Bladerunner
The Dark Crystal
Star Wars Trilogy
Domino
Aeon Flux
Resevoir Dogs
Snatch
Lucky Number Slevin
Crank
Sin City
Mirrormask
The Lord of the Rings
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Boondock Saints
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Oldboy
V for Vendetta
Pirates of the Carribbean (I, II, and III)
Donnie Darko
Seven Monkeys
Gattaca
The Blade Trilogy
Interview with the Vampire
Queen of the Damned
Cemetary Man
American Beauty
K-Pax
Adaptation
Enemy at the Gates
Fight Club
Grandma's Boy
Anchorman
Hostel
King Kong (The old version and the Peter Jackson version)
Night of the Living Dead
Dawn of the Dead (all versions are good in my opinion)
Land of the Dead
Shaun of the Dead
Dead Alive
Undead
Office Space
Team America
The Waking Life...
Evil Dead
Evil Dead 2
Hellraiser (All of them)
The Crow (only the first one)
Shrooms
Gummo
Buffalo '66
Four Rooms


My Girl
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I really don't know what to say about her. She's amazing and I love her to death