I came from a town that originally had no elves. My mother died before I was born and my father was an angry drunk who resented my existence. I developed a powerful lust for being anywhere other than near him and so turned to adventuring in the nearby forests. There, I met some assassins who tricked my into killing my father for a necklace that they told me was magical, but after I had done the deed, never told me how to use it or what it could do. I will never forgive them and am currently wandering the world searching for them so that they may die by my hand.

At one point, I got really involved with a very hot, but very treacherous witch named Lucrezia, and she taught me some low-level fire spells one time when we got high together (she was REALLY into getting high, its sort of why we broke up). So I gained the power of fire, but I can't really match up against anything like a witch... wait a minute!

This is useless!! I will just leave the rest up to imagination..