I heard about the Elf town from my country across the Great Sea. I travelled by barge to Port Town and walkled here bringing only my guitar and the clothes on my back. So, here I am and it seems wonderful.



[The Ultimate Quiz]

[YOUR...]


1. NAME: Joey
2. AGE: 30
3. DATE OF BIRTH: November 24, 1977
4. SIBLINGS: 4
5. SCHOOL: lots
7. GPA: between 2 and 4, how 'bout that
8. WHAT ARE YOU LABELED: smart, dorky
9. CITY YOU LIVE IN: Portland, Or.
10. PETS: not now
11. HAIR COLOR: brown
12. EYE COLOR: hazel
13. HEIGHT: 5'11
14. FINGERNAIL COLOR: normal


[FAVORITES]


15. COLOR: purple
16. MOVIE: Gladiator
17. FOOD: pasta
18. RESTAURANT: Salty's
19. STORE: Wal-Mart
20. MALL: Clackamas Town Center
21. ANIMAL: Cat
22. ACTOR: Seth Green or Philip Seymore Hoffman
23. ACTRESS: Nicole Kidman
24. PARENT: both
25. BAND/SINGER: Peter Gabrial
26. RADIO STATION: 95.5 the game
27. TV SHOW: The Office
28. DAY OF THE WEEK: Thursday
29. SONG: right now it is Chris Trapper's "All Time Favorite"
30. NAME BRAND SHOE: Crossroads
31. TOOTHPASTE: generic
32. QUOTE: "There you are, here I am."
33. LETTER: M, and I have no clue why
34. NUMBER: 3
35. CUSS WORD: mother*%$%^@
36. COOKIE: chocolate chip
37. SODA: diet pepsi
38. CHANNEL: espn
39. SHAMPOO: Pantine
40. CANDY BAR: Butterfinger
41. BRAND OF ICE CREAM: Ben and Gerry's
42. FUNNIEST MEMORY: hearing about the "Gaytrix" for the first time
43. LAST WORD YOU HEARD: you
44. LAST THING YOU SAID: Have a good day
45. LAST THING YOU ATE: whole wheat english muffins with eggs
46. LAST THING YOU DRANK: Venti quad mocha, extra hot
47. LAST SONG YOU HEARD: "All Time Favorite"
48. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO: Girl friend
49. LAST SHOW YOU SAW: The Office
50. LAST MOVIE YOU SAW: Part of "Sex and the City"


[HAVE YOU EVER...]


66. BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE: many times
67. EATIN A WORM: no
68. BEEN TO THE OCEAN: lots
69. HIT A STRANGER FOR NO REASON: no
70. SCREAMED IN PUBLIC: no
71. FLICKED OFF A STRANGER FOR NO REASON: no
72. USED A PILLOW CASE AS A BLANKET BECAUSE YOU WERE Too COLD TO GET A COVER: no, but I have used pillows for that purpose
73. CUSSED OUT YOUR PARENTS: not in front of them
74. GOTTEN A MAJOR SURGERY: no
75. BEEN ARRESTED: no
76. SKIPPED SCHOOL: yes
77. GOTTEN HIGH: yes
78. BEEN OUT OF COUNTRY: yes
79. BEEN TOILET PAPERING: no
80. BEEN IN A CAR CRASH: yes


[WHICH ONE]


81. HARD LIQUOR/BEER: depends
82. CHICKEN/TURKEY: prob. chicken
83. WHITE CHOCOLATE/REGULAR CHOCOLATE: regular
84. 7-UP/SPRITE: 7-up
85. CAKE/ICE CREAM: ice cream cake!
86. NECKLACE/CHOKER: Chokers are sexy
87. FIRE/WATER: water
88. LIGHTER/MATCH: matches are sexy
89. ELEVATOR/ESCALATOR: elevator
90. TAPE/CD: cd
91. FAST DEATH/SLOW DEATH: slow
92. CHAINS/BALLS: both sound nice


[WHAT DO YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU HEAR THIS]


93. SPIKES: sexy
94. SAFETY PINS: ear piercings
95. DEATH: forgivness
96. STALKERS: not real
97. CHEESE: bleu
98. MONKEY COSTUMES: Arkham Insane Asulyum
99. THE DARK: Potential
100.CHAP STICK: smells bad
101.POCKET KNIVES: need one


[DO YOU BELIEVE IN]


102.ALIENS: yes
103.OTHER PLANETS: yes
104.SPACE: yes
105. GOD: yes
106.SATAN: yes
107.GHOSTS: yes
108.DEMONS: yes
109.LIFE: yes
110.VAMPIRES: yes


[WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THESE BANDS/SINGERS]


146.KoRn: no thanks
147.PAPA ROACH: no thanks
148.HANSON: no thanks
149.MARILYN MANSON: occasionally
150.NSYNC: no thanks
151.INCUBUS: occasionally
152.LIMP BIZKIT: occasionally
53.BACKSTREET BOYS: no thanks
154.LINKIN PARK: yes, please
155.BRITNEY SPEARS: no thanks
156.JESSICA SIMPSON: no thanks
157.TOOL: yes, please
158.KITTIE: no thanks
159.SLIPKNOT: occasionally
160.DISTURBED: occasinally
161.RICKY MARTIN: no thanks
162.PINK FLOYD: yes, please
163.THE OFFSPRING: yes, please
164.BEASTIE BOYS: yes, please
165.GWEN STEFANI: yes, please
166.EVE: no thanks
167.NELLY: no thanks
168.P.DIDDY: no thanks
169.JA RULE: no thanks






The best things of all time:
(I reccommend you look these up if you relate to me at all, as most likely you will like them, too!)

      Bands

1)Peter Gabrial
2)Loreena Mckennit
3)Darkmore's Knight
4)Sting
5)Tori Amos
6)Nightwish
7)The Push Stars
8)Sister Hazel
9)Garbage
10)Queen
11)A Perfect Circle (although they can be scary)
12)Beastie Boys




     Movies

1)Gladiator
2)Fairy Tale (a true story)
3)An Ideal Husband
4)The Edge
5)The Man who Knew too Little
6)The Last Samarai
7)Legend
8)Bladerunner
9)Searching for Bobby Fisher
10)Heat
11)The Lord of the Rings
12)Underworld



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