Hello there ducklings, my name is Gage Michaels and i will be your entertaoner for however long you wish. i was born and bred in Dublin Ireland for seventeen years until something happened and lucky me, i moved, here. i currently live in one of the shitiest hellhole suburbs of illinois and i must tell you, im loving it.

i have a few slight rules that id prefer you follow if you message me.
1. please do not use the text language that is destroying the english as we know it.
2. if your messaging me to complain about something ive written to you or on my page then you can bloody well sod off because i simply dont care.
3. if you offend any of the people that i know and i hear about it, then i will message you once. if i hear about it happening a second time, i wont message you, ill be at your doorstep.
  See, told you it was a few.
other than that, feel free to tell me anything.


well, i guess ill see you soon, and in honor of a great man that helped me all through out my childhood, TTFN!!!!!


for you slow people im talking about tigger.



a ghrá mo chroí titim gan éirí ort.







qick warning, if your a girl,and your cute, i will probably toss some light flirting at you.