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Name: Scott Mclean



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Let me introduce myself.......I'm a man of wealth and taste. And when i am not lounging around my mansion in my smoking jacket puffing on fine Cuban Cigars and drinking copious amounts of Brandy i like to partake in a bit of the old World Domination. Through my highly esteemed contacts in the Political, Banking and Media fraternities i pretty much have the game sewn up. I am a master manipulator of the mind, some would call me a mentalist. I also have a cunning way with inanimate objects. In my spare time i like to play Chess, but not ordinary see instead of playing with mere pieces i play my games with Mind Controlled slaves, each representing a piece on my massive board. My friends and i have enjoyed many an evening of gamesmanship with this system. I am an expert in the Cabbala and have been able to contact many Super-Dimensional Entities through it's Esoteric mystery. Also i like to indulge in marathon sessions of Tantra with my various Concubines who grant my every wish.
I am not just your average evil genius but one of supreme artistry and wit. I secretly rule the world from my mansion...secretly of course...

Xavier T. Dible              

God does not play dice,
Apparently so Einstein said.
But with Heisenberg and his uncertainty,
Perhaps it was someone else instead.

Now according to Quantum theory,
The observer affects the observed.
Electrons waiting on your eyes to glance,
The pattern emerging with such elegance.

But with Bell and his non-locality,
The observer is everywhere,
With no such thing as distance,separation
The subject exalted, no time to care.

And ponder the Hermetic tablet,
In emerald green , As above, so Below
Reality mirrored through the Maya of ages
Such gnosis, glamour does he bestow.

So consider the Non-local universe,
Such vast oceans on non-space, non-time
As the observer thinks over on his next move,
Knowing all, within sublime. 

"I am he that WAS that IS and ever shall BE"

"He who binds himself to joy doth the winged life destroy but he who kisses the joy as it flies lives in eternity's sunrise - William Blake

“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly.”  ~Robert Heinlein~

[Worrying about life is a waste of time.
Worrying about time is a waste of life.
So get wasted all the time.
And have the time of your life

Pink Floyd Saucerful of Secrets (Celestial Voices)
Pink Floyd Cirrus Minor
Pink Floyd Echoes
Mike Oldfield Tubular Bells (Part One Intro)
Mike Oldfield Tubular Bells (Ambient Guitars)
David Bowie Ashes To Ashes
The Beatles Flying
The Beatles Julia
Beethoven 7th (2nd Movement)
A Clockwork Orange (Intro) (Purcell)

Loads more but i'm too lazy :P

(Your Move)


(Image deleted by the guards)Because they are sad little pricks with nothing better to do with their time than delete generic pictures of a chess board

NASA research has shown that thought energy can bypass time and space. Embrace the universal harmony! BE the light! Say to yourself "I EXIST! I AM REAL!" In this infinitely impossible realm of existence, YOU EXIST! YOU ARE REAL! Embrace that thought and let it sink down very deep into your inner being. Let your soul / ego realize it exists in a specific tiny point of consciousness within the head! That one point is your sub-quantum connection with All in All.








Around The Corner Out Of Sight Lurks An Angry Hedgehog With An Axe To Grind


"All matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves..... Bill Hicks"... RIP



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Age: 42Year of birth: 1976Month of birth: 2Day of birth: 3

Gender: male

Fantasy race personality: Elf
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Place of living: United Kingdom-Scotland

Town: Glasgow

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Civil status: single

Sexual preference: opposite sex

Body shape: big breasted

Height: 188

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