75988) If a demon suddenly appeared and said "If you kill 27 puppies by strangling them with your bare hands and then shoot them out of a t-shirt cannon at small children who are riding on bicycles then I will give you anything you desire" would you take them up on the offer? Is there anything that you desire so much that you would do such a thing?

Number of voters: 15
* a) Yes... I would kill the heck out of the puppies and probably laugh as they hit the children upside their heads, knowing that whatever I desire is just a handful of dead puppy projectiles away.
Number of votes: 8 (53%)
* b) Yes... but I would be crying and vomiting the whole time.
Number of votes: 0 (0%)
* c) No... I love puppies too much. But I would laugh at the kids as the puppies splattered across their faces.
Number of votes: 1 (7%)
* d) No... I don't care about the puppies, but I couldn't be so mean to the kids.
Number of votes: 0 (0%)
* e) No... I find the entire prospect to be reprehensible.
Number of votes: 6 (40%)
* f) I don't know
Number of votes: 0 (0%)