WHO AM I

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I am a bitter sweet person. Asking yourself how I can be both, that is easy. I accept life for all its ups and downs. With every hint of happiness ,saddness is sure to follow.
Once you Admit that Joy And Despair make for a loving couple you can truly understand the off spring of emotions they give us. Without them we do not live nor feel. We would be less then empty. You or I would Never know Love, hate, Pride, shame , or forgiveness........................

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Don't bother me if

You are a teenage boy who is only messaging me to say that I am pretty or even to comment on what you can do to me, HELLO read my age and know there isn't anything you can do for or to me, other then gross me out!!!
I hope I am clear on this.

But I do welcome tasteful and mature comments about what I post.

Respect Me and we will get along just fine!!

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My Friends

Just thought I would list the people I enjoy the most when I sign on...


[prisoner#81378] -------- my frist friend on here. She has a superior ability when it comes to her art !!!!!!! I am glad to know her for she is just wonderful!!


[smakeupfx] ----------- Another pesron with great talent! He has much to offer to this world...


[maup] ------------ My friend from Ireland, with no doubt can drink me under the table!!!! But before so will having you eating out of his hand with his well strung words !


And would never forget to add
[sophomoric] -------------- I don't think my words could even begin to do him justice. He is Funny,smart and just well put together. He is a old soul in a young body. I am sure if anyone holds the key to our existance it would be him..

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WHAT HALLMARK DOESN'T PRINT
1. So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day. Look at the
bright side, it's really good pay.

2. My tire was thumping, I thought it was flat. When I looked at the
tire, I noticed your cat. Sorry!

3. You had your bladder removed and you're on the mend. Here's a
bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends.

4. You've announced that you're gay, won't that be a laugh, when they
find out you're one of the Joint Chiefs of Staff.

5. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! Cause when I had mine I got
real snippy.

6. Heard your wife left you, how upset you must be. But don't fret
about it, she moved in with me.

7. You totaled your car and can't remember why. Could it have been,
that whole case of Bud Dry?

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LPURPLE>

You answer the questions with the band's song titles only.


Chosen Band: Rockey horror picture show
1. Are you male or female: Dammit Janet
2. Describe yourself: Sweet Transvestite
3. How do some people feel about you?: Hot Patootie-Bless My Soul
4. How do you feel about yourself?: Science Fiction/Double Feature
5. Describe your family?: The Time Warp
6. Where would you rather be?: I'm Going Home
7. Describe what you want to be: Super Heroes
8. Describe how you live: I Can Make You A Man -
9. Describe what you love: Touch-A, Touch-A, Touch Me
10. Describe what you hate: Eddie

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