WARNING: Very little of the following is up to date.

Should you choose to attempt communication with me, you might be shocked and horrified at what response you gain. I am about as crazy as a person can be without actually being crazy. I dare you to get me free associating! However, if you are fine with insanity, crudity, and morbidity, I invite you to send me a message! I enjoy meeting new people ^_^

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Ask me 4 questions. Any 4, no matter how personal, private or random.

I have to answer them honestly. I have to answer them all.

In turn, you post this message in your own journal, wiki, or profile and you
have to answer the questions that are asked of you.