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Member #54601 created: 2004-04-21 09:26:49Simple URL: http://elftown.eu/54601   
Email: wmca9@hotmail.com

Name: Gemma

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me with my famous hair....yes it is real!
but unfortunately it isnt that long ne more, i cut it, sorry everyone!


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yeah thats me. funny huh? >blinks<   *_*    hmmmm, i look strange there....but hey!!! im a devil!!! yay!!!            >does happy dance<   *_*   but hey, doesnt alter the fact that i look strangley...urm...well...strange!!!! i was modellin btw, i dnt usually walk round in stuff like that...or do i...cnt remember....oooh!! look, shiny thing!!!! >content<    ^_^

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Town Drunk

Description:
I am a lively, bubbly girl (apparently) who likes otha lively bubbly girls. would love 2 meet one it gets quite lonely when ur single! lol. I like music and hangin out with my friends, going clubbing or going to the pub. Im really open minded and will respect anyones views, if they respect mine. soemtimes i get confused easily but only sometimes! lol.

Things to do in Tesco...where i work!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms randomly put them in people's trolleys when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in homeware to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies toilet.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 on produce... and see what happens.

5. Go to the customer Service Desk and ask to put a bag of MM's on credit

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set-up a tent in the seasonal aisle and tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding Department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: “Why can't you people just leave me alone?”

9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

10. While handling large knives in the cookshop Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are located.

11. Wander around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

12. Hide in a clothing rack ... and when people browse through, say:"PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the foetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"

And last but not least…
14. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while... Then loudly: "THERE’S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!”

♥If♥you♥had♥me♥alone♥locked♥up♥in♥your♥room♥for♥24♥hours♥and♥I♥had♥to♥do♥whatever♥you ♥wanted♥me♥to♥do♥what♥would♥you♥do♥with♥me?

i love havin random chats so if u feel like u want one msg me!.or add me xgemx_r@hotmail.co.uk especially if ur a nice girl.

i love goin to gigs and my mates ect...oh!bubble wrap nd lollie pops rock!nd vodka, jellybeans(the drink) perno nd sum otha wierd coctail dnt mix!!!!

ummm, ill do the cliche thing and tell u the music i like: jack off jill,panic at the disco, placebo,lacuna coil, korn, slipknot, cradle of filth, less than jake, spankboy, sugarcult, deftones, AFI, silverbolt, iron maiden, metallica, Finch, the ataris, capdown, manson,Ben folds, whitmore,teen idols, adema No doubt,save ferris, letters to cleo, stuff like that.

i luv gettin drunk on expensive alcohol like lambrini and white lightening (hee hee) well, not so much the latter as the last time i cud hardly walk, cheryl had to clean green sick outta my hair and i scored with the Jesus look alike!!!! scary!Thanx chez! lol!always up 4 a laugh! especially if it involves drunkeness! i LOVE tattoos and piercings (more on otha ppl than myself although i am expanding my collection! lol)

eerrrmmm......well....dnt no wot else 2 say except alot of ppl r doin this on there profiles:

u ask me ne 2 questions n i hav 2 ansa truthfully bt i get 2 ask u 2 questions n u hav 2 do the same.

its nt meaningless. lets u get 2 no ppl and its dead interestin. lol anyways....lalalalala oh yeah, n because im pretty dumb, i dunno how 2 put more than 2 pics on my profile....HELP!!!! if u no how neways. i no, its probs dead simple but so am i!!!

can sum1 plz sign my guestbk?its lonely :(

oh yeah....don't listen to me...it's way bad for your mental health!
anyway, im not really that interesting so! go see these people, theyre way more interesting:

:- sykfire87
:- scribesattic87
:- spirax dracowolf
:- starlight tiger
theyre really cool speacially if u like manga!


one more thing....what if the hokey kokey IS what its all about!!!!!????!!!!!??????

Ok, I probably should've told you this at the beginning, but sometimes i go off in meaningless tangents in my profile so feel free to skip a couple of hundred pages!!!

TO PLAY I NEVER.
PUT AN (x) IN FRONT OF THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE NEVER DONE BEFORE
AND A (_) ON THE THINGS THAT YOU HAVE DONE AT LEAST ONCE. ADD AN "I NEVER" OF YOUR OWN.

I NEVER
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DRUNK
(_) I NEVER HAVE SMOKED POT
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE  OPPOSITE SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR
(X) I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN
(_) I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI
(_) I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN IN LOVE
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPED
(_) I NEVER SHOPLIFTED
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN FIRED
(_) I NEVER BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT
(_) I NEVER HAD A THREESOME
(_) I NEVER BEEN SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE
(_) I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)
(X) I NEVER BEEN CAUGHT MASTURBATING
(X) I NEVER PISSED ON MYSELF
(_) I NEVER HAD SEX WITH A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX
(X) I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED
(_) I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER
(_) I NEVER STOLE SOMETHING FROM MY JOB
(X) I NEVER WENT ON A BLIND DATE
(_) I NEVER LIED TO A FRIEND
(X) I NEVER HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER
(_) I NEVER SKIPPED SCHOOL
(_) I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER
(X) I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING
(X) I NEVER PUT MY PANTS ON MY HEAD
(_) I NEVER WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX
(x) I NEVER WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
(_) I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX
(X) I NEVER EGGED A PT CRUISER OR HONDA ELEMENT (SHEIST BOX)
(_) I NEVER LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS
(_) I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED
(_)I NEVER HAVE HAD KINKY SEX


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Age: 19Year of birth: 1987Month of birth: 1Day of birth: 22

Gender: female

Fantasy race personality: Elf
Elftownworldmap 14°53.520'S 14°52.332'E

Place of living: United Kingdom-England

Town: Gateshead

Known languages
English

Elfwood artist: No

Elfwood writer: No

Elftown crew wannabe: Yes

Favorite drawing objects
magicstrange

Computer interests
artchatemail
information seekingmusicwebcam

Music
alternativegothgrunge
heavy metalhip hoppunk
rapreggaerock

Other interests
animalsanimeart
beercatschasing the preferred sex
cookingdogsdrinks
fantasyfilmparty
poetrypornrole playing
slackingshoppingtheatre
whiskywinewriting

Civil status: single

Sexual preference: both sexes

Body shape: big breasted

Height: 163


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