Hallo!

I like making fun of stuff, mostly myself.

I like playing video games, reading, stretching, draping myself on furniture so no one else can sit down, petting and cuddling any animal ever, and making people laugh.

I'm studying the pathogy of sexuality, namely kinks and perversions and all that mess.

I will not answer puns.



Ever.


Fuck you if you hoped that would end in a pun.