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FIRST THINGS FIRST
[note to all] IM BACK IM BACK!!!!!! IV GOT NET NOW SO ILL BE ON PRETTY OFTEN NOW SO SAY HI!
Hello! Stickers All original. All the time.
my house is a SafeZone!!! This means that all people are welcome here, regardless of age, race, ethnicity, gender (including gender of birth), beliefs, abilities, sexual orientation, and religion. You could be a transexual cow from Neptune for all I care, as long as your a good talk. You dont like this? Don't tell me. Go suck a great big sweaty donkey dick. Maybe he'll care...
Lingerie on a Bed
This poem is ment for someone close to me. You'll know who you are if you ever get the chance to read it.
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Only one question,or maybe none at all. Voices tell me I should care. it hurts, why won't I care? I know you have them to, see their faces? Whispering, speaking, screaming. Never catching notice. There it is again, the cracking. Further space between us. We pay it no heed as we stand with our toes over the edge, ignoring all the warning signs. We know the end will come, just dont know when. Until then we're just wasting time.
I know it sucks. But they say write what you know... and thats well, what I know.
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I am Nobody. Who are you? Are you, Nobobdy too?
- Emily Dickenson]
I type how i want when i want because some time i just dont hve the time or energy to type correctly (or i just forget the shift key XD) as you can tell because most of my house is in perfect form. i also use smileys and creatie gifs to get my point across, or i may even use shorties, such as r for are, lol for laughing out loud, sry for sorry and so on. if you dont like the fact that i may or may not type correctly, simply dont talk to me, it wont bring my world crashing down if i dont have every single person on my door step. im also friendly to any who types in any way (so long as its still understandable). im also hi message friendly though all you may get back is hi.
thank you and have a nice life peoples.
Angels in our Midst
Charlie Microlith, being so uptight with his grammar, speaks to his friend Meiro about speaking in a less slang-like manner. she looks at him with a carefree smile as the white strands of hair become her playtoys.
Meiro: "Hmmm. . . Corn rolls?"
Charlie Microlith: "Please no! I like my hair! Meiro!!"
Meiro was given the nickname Angel because of her kindness and beauty, although she considers herself monstrous and hideous.
Meiro once told me she went berserk on her little sister, yet I still find her wonderful company.
A picture of me by my friend Charlie. Thank You Charchars. You make me feel wonderful, loved and wanted. Love you forever and always. (i have permission of the deviant artist to use this picture)
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92% of the teen population would be dead if
Abercrombie and Fitch said
it wasn't cool to breathe anymore.
Repost this if you are one of the 8%
who would be laughing your ass off.]
just thought that was funny so i had to post it, i know way to many people like that.
anthro lovers
The Amityville Toaster
Foamy: Hey look what I got from that internet auction site.
Germaine: What is it?
Foamy: Its a toaster from that haunted house in Amityville... *creepy voice* Amityville!
Germaine: You bought a haunted toaster?
Foamy: Watch. This is cool. YOu put in regular old white bread and...
*48 seconds later8
Germaine: Wheat toast? How did ya end up with wheat toast?
Foamy: No one knows... Whats even cooler is when you put in wheat bread you get pumpernickle. And when you put in pumpernickle you get a blueberry muffin!
Germaine: Bull shit.
Foamy: Oh yeah? fine. It just so happens that i have some pumpernickle bread right here.
*56 seconds later*
Germaine: Whoa...
Foamy: See! Its a blue berry muffin!
Germaine: Thats freaky... What happens if you put a bagle in there?
Foamy: Good question!
*6,798 seconds later*
Germaine: Is.. is that a pork chop?
Foamy: Aw man... What a gip... I was hoping it'd be one of those toasty cakes.
Germaine: OO! Try waffles!
Foamy: Ehh... You know, the auction description said not use waffles.
Germaine: Why?
Foamy: I dunno... Something about getting back a toasted human hand or something... Don't fuck around with it...
*987 seconds later*
Germaine: Whoa... Its a toasted hand...
Foamy: What did I say about using waffles?!
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The Amityville Toaster... Make eating spooky... Spookt talking toaster... Spooky eating toast... Yumyumyum. Human hand.
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the suicide hotline my banner!!! *yays and does happy dance*
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I am a Librarain at the Elftown Community Library. If you have any Lyrics, Poems, Stories and such you would like to donate to the Library please feel free to message me with a link to wiki page its on or the Liturature its self and i will make a page for it and add it. All credit is given and copyrighted to the author of the piece. Thank you! ^.^
I am goth. (Or so they like to call me) Don't try to think that you already know me just because I say that.
[Just because you wear black clothes, shop at Hot Topic, and wear eyelier does not make you Goth.
Just because your depressed, listen to crappy rock music and wear tattered clothes does not mean you Emo.
Just because you like to play sports, wear name brand clothes and have lots of money form daddy does not mean your a Jock or Prep.]
Insaniac Yoshie
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