~~!!HEYA!!~~
I'm the S.F.P.
[Rizzie and Bump] MADE me come here. she forced me! really! she hurt me until i could go on no other web page... okay, that was an exaggeration. but she did poke me. yup yup.

I'm strange. and i'm making chicken sandwiches! (no, really!) And i like ice lollys, NO!!! I love them!

Sorry i just thnk this little notation was touching, it made me feel good when i read it so now its here for yall to read it:
As I Walk Through Life

I've learned-
that you can do something in an instant
that will give you heartache for life.

I've learned-
that you should always leave
loved ones with loving words.
It may be the last time you see them.

I've learned-
that you can keep going long after you can't.

I've learned-
that we are responsible for what we do,
no matter how we feel.

I've learned-
that either you control your
attitude or it controls you.

I've learned-
that money is a lousy way of keeping score.

I've learned-
that my best friend and I can do anything
or nothing and have the best time.

I've learned-
that sometimes when I'm angry
I have the right to be
angry, but that doesn't give me
the right to be cruel.

I've learned-
that just because someone doesn't love you the
way you want them to doesn't mean they
don't love you with all they have.

I've learned-
that no matter how good a friend is,
they're going to hurt you every once
in a while and you must forgive them for that.

I've learned-
that it isn't always enough to
be forgiven by others,
Sometimes you have to learn
to forgive yourself.

I've learned-
that just because two people argue, it doesn't
mean they don't love each other.

I've learned-
that two people can look at
the exact same thing
and see something totally different.

A friend of mine wrote this and gave it to me, and it is so so true...


Taught to me by a great freind of mine- [Leelo]- not that iv'e met the lass, but she's nice to talk to for all sorts of that stuff.

Peoples i know-

[Rizzie and Bump]-YO RiZZIE!!!!! My bestest of all buds, just to let you know I would buy you a chiken sandwich anyday you asked! Well that is if i have enough money, or time, or even if i can be bothered going buying one(and you know thats kinda like, not likley.) And Riz, you know im ere 4 u weneva you needs me! And if ya eva dus needs meh, you no were i am, or my fone number, or where i live(if that helps) but theory shows, I'll prolly be at your house any hows!

[barbie and me]-arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrh jodie You loon!!! You are one of my bestest best freinds, and i mean that! Here, eat some pie, and a cookie!(its purple)

[IgnoreThis]- cha no its the phscopathic sheep, get away, get away. No don't, i love ya really. Your like my best mates bf, and we don't like talk to each other but from wot i see, you love Terri, and your allright, so be good to her for me will ya? please

[woohoo]-Kyle hey its you, I dont no you that well but hey, you gotta stop pokin me it really tikles and soon i is gunna start pokin you bak!!!

[jonnerz]-Yak! itz ma bro! yak! I hate him, he seems to enjoy annoying me, so i think ill leave him to it.

[xearo]-Yo its andy the mental one of my bros frends wait your all mental including him oh well look at you with your blak scraggy hair fuzzzy bierd thats a point i dont think ive eva seen you with a shaved chin!!

FAV WIKIS

panda army


huggers united

The best gift you can give is a hug: one size fits all and no one ever minds if you return it.


panda
go see them i need members for the panda wiki in particular its mine that is yup yup


Other random stuffs

WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure...go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron!
You're ... so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about??
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today that you're really not going to like
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me
Are you listening to me?? = Too late, you're dead


MEN'S ENGLISH:
I'm hungry = I'm hungry
I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy
I'm tired = I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you
What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I'm bored = Do you want to have sex?
I love you = Let's have sex now
I love you, too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!
He he i like this one i found it on some random page somewhere, i do that
Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys
I don't think that blouse and that skirt go well together = I am gay

 
About my feotus. . . .(that is now not currently being shown due to gay!!! poeple on elftown! damn them to heck! )

hey hey hey heres a little sumfink [Rizzie and Bump] found 4 me(Image deleted by the guards)<-- damn it!!! She ses its mah feotus, maybe its coz i like cows (i also like pandas and penguins but shhhhh i never told noone that before) and im starting to see a pattern here, could it be the black and white combo or the obbsession with all these 3 creatures wanting to fly but never getting the chance, NO LIES!poor creatures.*sigh*[Rizzie and Bump] also came up with a good name for her- kandi- how cute!!! but now shes given me an idea, ive decided on a betta name she will be called ---------------->physcopatic lamb the 1st!!! isnt that just a brill name?

        Lolly obbession. . . . . . .
Oh and did i mention i like no i love ice lollies any time any day any weather!!! try iit youll see what i mean eat an ice lolly at like weneva time of they day you want,n e where in even the coldest wheaher conditions i swear its fun!!!

       Yellow Car, Mini Dig . . . .
Also i would like to have my very own favouritist car in the world it would be a . . . . . . . yellow mini wooooooooooooooooo!!! and you wonna no why? (ima tell u anywho)its coz if you see a mini you gotta dig the person closest to ya and if you see a yellow car you gotta do the same the but i just enjoy hitting people now dont get me wrong no im not a violent person but sometimes its just fun to hit peoples

Any whos thats all about me 4 today,not that ima change it tomoz no its just a kool way to finish the page so dont dis!!!

Look!! A cow, I love!!!! cows!!! (Image deleted by the guards)<--damn it again!!!

Hey i am now becoming very upset, nobody has given me any suggestions for my little panda in a phez's name : this is a plea to all out there who feel sorry for the poor nameless little guy or gal which ever, he/she needs a name, i am open to any suggestions please message me with them!!!