riiiiiiiight herro.i have just finished my first year at college i was studying media and hope to do a higher level next year.i looooooooove movies my favourate movies are: Nightmare before christmas, green mile, beetle juice, donnie darko, big fish, Anchorman, Ed wood, edward scissor hands, the back to the future trilogys also natural born killers is awesome but i gunna leave that at that for the movies.I also love shooting my own little pieces at college me n sum of my friends have made a couple this year i think they are awesome lol.I'm a pretty caring person but i do have an agressive side.i love my fantastic friends and my amazing boyfriends they all help make me who i am they are the best part of me.Normally i am in one of 4 moods tired, pissy , loving or hyper lol.One part of me is kinda like a mother hen lol i like baking n babying ppl n the other half is well a lazy ass student...hell yah!i can't stand fake ppl ( like the majority of the performing tarts at college) n hate attention whores n ego tistical gits u know the sort , the ones who find other ppls pain hystaricly funny.
i don't smoke , i drink sum times but it normally takes me a couple of months 2 drink after i have had a lot 2 drink i have the worst hangovers lol. i'm a vegetablearian :) i tried being vegan but its 2 bloody hard lol
and ummm i am very much in2 music , my favourate band is alkaline trio but i also love misfits, avenged sevenfold, pixies, anti flag, my chemical romance , danzig n loooooooads more.
I dye my hair alot, its addictive, soon 2 have a blue fringe n black hair:).
Put an 'x' to the things you've done...
  Some people may be surprised...


( ) smoked a cigar
(x) made out with a member of the same sex
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) stolen a car
(x) skipped school 
( ) slept with a co-worker
( ) slept with more than 15 people
(x) been called a slut
( ) had a one night stand
( ) had more than just one night stands
( ) lied about how many people you've slept with
( ) lied about it so you can just sleep with someone
( ) slept with someone you don't even know their name
( ) seen someone die
(x) been in love
(x) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
( ) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of your parent's house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
( ) been to canada
( ) been to mexico
(x) been on a plane
( ) thrown up in a bar (in the toilet)
(x) purposely set a part of yourself on fire
(x) eaten Sushi
( ) been snowboarding
(x) been moshing at a concert
(x) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken painkillers
(x) love someone or miss someone right now
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
(x) made a snow angel
( ) had a tea party ..wtf
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress up lol i dressed up in bens clothes ... a few times hes soo tall lol
(x) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledding
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school
( ) used a fake id
(x) watched the sunset
( ) felt an earthquake
( ) touched a snake
(x) slept beneath the stars
(x) been tickled
( ) been robbed
(x) been misunderstood
( ) petted a reindeer/goat
( ) won a contest
( ) ran a red light
( ) been suspended from school
( ) been in a car accident 
(x) had braces
(x) felt like an outcast
( ) eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night !
(x) had deja vu - al the bloody time
( ) danced NAKED in the moonlight 
(x) hated the way you look - always!
( ) witnessed a crime
( ) pole danced as a joke
(x) questioned your heart
( ) been obsessed with post-it notes
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
( ) been to the opposite side of the country and the other side of the world!!!
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like dying
(x) cried yourself to sleep
( ) played cops and robbers
( ) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers
( ) sung karaoke -so wrong
( ) paid for a meal with only coins
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
( ) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
(x) caught a snowflake on your tongue
(x) danced in the rain
(x) written a letter to Santa Claus
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun rise with someone you care about
(x) blown bubbles
(x) made a bonfire on the beach
( ) crashed a party - always...
(x) gone roller skating
( ) had a wish come true
( ) humped a monkey (what?!!)
( ) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
( ) screamed penis in class
(x) ate dog/cat food --when i was vair little
(x) told a complete stranger you loved them- probably i tell every1 i love them and i dooooo
(x) given someone a wedgie-
( ) kissed a mirror
(x) sang in the shower
( ) have a little black dress
(x) had a dream that you married someone
(X) glued your hand to something - probably
( ) got your tongue stuck to a flag pole ...
( ) kissed a fish 
(x) worn the opposite sexes clothes
( ) been a cheerleader
(x) sat on a roof top
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs --
( ) done a one-handed cartwheel
(x) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours - probably i talk alot
(x) stayed up all night
( ) didn't take a shower for a week - ewwwww
(x) picked and ate an apple right off the tree -
(x) climbed a tree
( ) had a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone
( ) are scared to watch scary movies at all!
(x) believe in ghosts
( ) have more then 30 pairs of shoes - probably!
( ) worn a really ugly outfit to school just to see what others say -
( ) gone streaking
( ) played ding-dong-ditch - is that like knock-down ginger?
( ) played chicken -- whats THAT?!
(x) pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger -only on et
(x) broken a bone
(x) been easily amused - ALWAYS!
( ) caught a fish then ate it
( ) made porn
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed
(x) mooned/flashed someone -only ben n laura n webcam lol
(x) had someone moon/flash you - ben all the time
( ) cheated on a test
( ) have a Britney Spears CD 
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked
( ) French braided someone's hair
( ) gone skinny dippin in a pool/lake/sea
( ) left home
(x) eaten peelings of a fruit/vegetable
( ) own a justin timberlake album 
( ) taken a random stranger for a ride in your car/on ur bike
( ) smashed a guitar
( ) smashed a guitar on someones head
( ) watchd pearl harbour and thought it was good
( ) read a whole dictionary (god help anyone who has!)
( ) read a whole bible-
(x) met someone who is actually famous
(x) met someone who isn't actually famous
(x) eaten tofu -its nice if its marinated n cooked properly
( ) have added ketchup/soy sauce to a mates drink 

this is a funny song :P
blood houdn gang

"A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying"

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'



 
"Message From Kathlene"

i guess i'll always stop and see you, and we'll run into each other's lives. yeah, i guess. although it tears me up inside. everytime it burns my eyes with tears. but i know you're worth the pain. i've so much more to gain by waiting for you. you're going away, but you're not going far. so if he decides to leave you alone and crying. you know i'm still here, the faithful one. waiting for a message from kathlene. then i'll come... faster... than i ever thought that i could run... cause i... i need you more than i ever thought that i could need someone, yeah... someone, someone else. that i could need someone else... someone else. i know i will always stop and see you and we'll run into each other's fucked up lives. yeah, i guess. although it tears me up inside. everytime it burns my eyes with tears. but your waking up is the start of my lost cause. and then you decide to leave me alone and crying. but you know i'm still here, the faithful one. waiting for a message from kathlene then i'll come... faster... than i ever thought that i could run... cause i... i need you more than i ever thought that i could need someone, yeah... someone, someone else. that i could need someone else... someone else.

"Sorry About That"

it hasn't been that long since we drank to the sunset, until it was gone. and down with it went our pain and fear, as we slowly broke contact more and more, with every beer. and we passed out in each other's arms, both admitting we'd never felt better. never felt so warm. but awoke in each other's eyes, without wearing a stitch of clothing. we were both deeply in disguise. and maybe i just set aside the fact that you were broken hearted. in my own special selfish way. and if i hadn't set aside the fact that you were broken hearted. hell knows where your heart would be today. maybe with me. it seems like it's been so long since we kissed through the darkness, until it was dawn. up with it came our pain and fear that we'd already lost each other. we both knew that the end was near. maybe i just set aside the fact that you were broken hearted. in my own special selfish way. and if i hadn't set aside the fact that you were broken hearted. hell knows where your heart would be today. maybe with me. maybe with me. maybe with me. maybe with me. maybe with me. maybe with me. maybe with me.


"Bleeder"

you came to me like a dream, the kind that always leaves.
Just as the best part starts, it ends so abruptly.
And leaves you stunned and naked in your bedroom all alone.
It’s kinda funny how something so soothing gets interrupted by the ring of a telephone.
And you broke me like the cigarette that I busted on the day I quit.
But now that I've been drinking, I'm outta smokes and I wish that I had it.
Woke up to my daily headache and the realization that you are gone.
Oh my sweet darling happiness you've been away from me all along.
One thing that I've never said, I'm truly happy in my heart and in my head.
A lonely liver suspended in liquid.
You came to me like a dream, the kind that always leaves.
Just as the best part starts, it ends so abruptly.
And leaves you stunned and naked in your bedroom all alone.
It’s kinda funny how something so soothing gets interrupted by the ring of a telephone.
One thing that I've never said, I'm truly happy in my heart and in my head.
A lonely liver suspended in liquid.
Its one thing that I never did was smile.
Missing a case, lacking a lid.
My heart bleeds for what you never did...
You never did.
For what you never did...
Never did.
For what you never did...
Never did...
Never did...
Never did...
You never did...
You never did...
It’s one thing that I've never said, I'm truly happy in my heart and in my head.
A lonely liver suspended in liquid.
Its one thing that I never did was smile.
Missing a case, lacking a lid.
My heart bled for what you never did until now.

"Goodbye Forever"

take your wings outside, you can't fly in here. besides, a purple sky is better soaring for you my angel. you're angel, you little devil. as for me i'll stay inside. i'll be just fine and i'll watch from the window. cannot categorize the nature of this sickness. a miracle that you're alive. stuck to the roof of my mouth with a staple. remember last april when we saw u.s. maple? somehow the singer showed the fireside exactly how i feel. and we say goodbye and go underground. or up towards the sky, up in smoke, burnt down to size. at least we're still friends. at least we're still alive. take your wings outside, no use for them in here. bad luck to open inside, work like umbrellas, like a broken mirror. it's getting clearer. the end is closer than ever before and you'll want nothing more when your head hits the floor, and you're lost in the darkness. and we say goodbye and go underground. or up towards the sky, up in smoke, burnt down to size. at least we're still friends. at least we're still alive. and we say goodbye and go underground. or up towards the sky, up in smoke, burnt down to size. at least we're still friends. at least we're still alive.

People i love the mostest ( some on elftown some not , they all need to be mentioned)

[lauralilly] always there for me when i need sum1 , is the bestest wifey n such a help , love her 2 bits.dun think i would have got thu this year without her.

[bite 2 break skin] been such a great help recently , will always listen , give good advice n make me feel better plus hes fun to laugh at :D

Eddie , is one of my best mates prob wouldnt be here with out him ( n lauralilly of course) i love him loads hes such a good friend. hes so supportive even when i'm doing things he thinks i shouldnt.gunna love the dude forever.

Ben ,My fantastic but extremely wierd bf, my best friend 2.always there for me and i mean always.knows me inside and out.can always make me smile.could live with out him.

[The Welsh Wolf] Joe is THE dude.hes so awesome , gives amazing advice.makes me feel better.we have great chats, like the time we sat in starbucks and talked for like an hours and a half (was the first time we met) we didnt realise till we looked at the time.hes rocks me socks lol. i miss him .i am forcing him to cumsee me soon lol

James - fantasic friend.funny caring n huggable lol.i think hes in love with my bf tho lol.hes so great.havent seen him much recently as college is ending n he has a new gf but i luvs him.

Laura Bracey , one of my best mates , always there to help , cheers me up , good for a chat n gives good advice even if i dont always take it , she looks out for me.


Jas, hardly ever see her any more but shes a right laugh n throws good partys n shes so sweet.

Emma , again i hardly ever see her any more but shes a good laugh.

Emily , same as above really a great laugh.been there for me over the years.

Johnny, funniest guy ever , always makes me laugh.he makes me hyper.

Bert - his name is poo-face n mine is slut-face .....apparently.hes awesome.he may bruise me sumtimes n has a thing about giving me nipple twisers but hes great hes a softie really lol.always looks out for his friends.

Theres loads more people i could mention but i would be here allday , those are the ones who deserve the most recognition.


Friends:
[lauralilly]
[bite 2 break skin]
[.Sweet . cheeks.]
[Orgun]
[The Welsh Wolf]
i obviously do have more friends but they arent on elftown :(.


12 Ways To Get To A Girls Heart--
1. Hugs her from behind.
2. Grab her hand when you guys walk next to each other.
3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
4. Cuddle with her.
5. Dont force her to do ANYTHING!
6. Write little notes.
7. Compliment her.
8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
9. Say I love you.....and MEAN IT!
10. Brush the hair out of her eyes
11. Comfort her when she cries.
12. Love her with all your heart
Girls-Repost this if you think its sweet.
Guys- Repost this if you would do any of it