i'm shy Really friendly. and good sense of humour and i'm lonely in this village i'm allways here to listen and help my friends throw hard times:)
but once i get to no ya i'm very chekey and can be eveil at thimes:P
i love the countryside and the rain and a gd old "proper" thunder storm which is great:P
i like to have a go at bushcraft now and again. chat to ya later

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SHERLOCK HOLMES and DOCTOR WATSON went on a camping trip. 

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SHERLOCK HOLMES and DOCTOR WATSON went on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell ma what you see”…



Watson replied, “I see millions and millions of stars”” what does that tell you Watson?”

“Well… astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow why, what does it tell you?” Holmes was silent for a moment then spoke…

“..Watson, someone has stolen out tent”





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I picked a star to wish upon

   So look up in the sky tonight
And find one special star...

The one that holds my wish to you
No matter where you are.
 
And when you see that special star...

My wish will come to you...

For stars were made to wish upon
And wishes do come true!
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Reasons to Go To the Pub


1. Single farm payment rules are easier to understand after a few drinks.

2. Sitting in pubs saves in heating bills.

3. Some of the best farming deals are done in the snug bar.

4. It helps you work more effectively in the day time if you relax in the evenings. Scientists say so. Honest.

5. There's nowhere better to catch up on village gossip.

6. A trip to the local can mean a bit of peace and quiet away from kids/ parents/ siblings/ wife/ husband* (*delete as appropriate).

7. EastEnders isn't as good as it used to be.

8. Going to the pub's cheaper than going to the cinema.

9. The landlord or landlady might be grateful of the company.

10. You don't have to wash up if you eat out.