AIM=dontwantmydreams
yahoo=toddswench02
MSN=twistedwhispers02@hotmail.com

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2JO_TLsUCo My fire Vid!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YE2zk_TNvs Hooping Vid(before I got the fire one)

I spin fire poi, belly dance, fire hoop and looking to learn ALL the fire arts....hehehe I like fiiiire.
OK now other stuff about me. I'm wired 24/7 for some mysterious reason.I'm sweet, silly, funny and kinda crazy(hence fire), but cross me and your ass is mine (5 ft. of fury YDWTFWT). Music wise I love tribal, industrial, ebm, and anything with a kick as beat.

"I am the guy who came out to the entire school in his senior speech and got a standing ovation for his courage.

I am the girl who kisses her girlfriend on the sidewalk and laughs at those who glare.

We are the couple who planned and studied and got a damn good lawyer and BEAT the state that wanted to take our child away.

We are the ones who took martial arts classes and carry pepper spray and are just too dangerous to gay bash.

I am the transgender person who uses the bathroom that suits me, and demands that any complaining staff explain their complaint to my face in front of the entire restaurant -- and shares with my other trans friends which restaurants /don't/ raise a stink.

I am the mother who told her lesbian daughter to invite her girlfriend over for dinner.

I am the father who punished his son for calling you a fag.

I am the preacher who told my congregation that love, not hate, is the definition of a true follower of God.

I am the girl who did not learn the meaning of "homosexual" until high school but never thought to question why two men might be kissing.

I am the woman who argues (quite loudly and vehemently) with the bigots who insist that you do not have the right to marry or raise children.

We are the high school class who agrees, unanimously, along with our teacher, that love should be all that matters.

If you agree, post ANYTHING in your journal. Or on your website, gallery, t-shirt, button, a sign in your front yard, ANYWHERE. Do it. You don't have to be afraid. You can handle it. You're stronger than you think.

I am making a difference. Hate will NOT win."

20 REASONS TO DATE A HORSEBACK RIDER

20 - We can mount with ease
19 - We can go the distance
18 - We have good hip control
17 - We know how fast or slow to go
16 - We can ride in many different positions
15 - We are used to something between our legs
14 - We can always hit the right spot
13 - We are used to a bouncy ride
12 - When we fall, we get right back on and ride harder
11 - We like it dirty
10 - We'll ride for hours
9 - We'll use whips
8 - We love to try new things
7 - We are good with our hands
6 - We get a lot of practice
5 - We know what were doing
4 - We do it in lots of places
3 - We're always on top
2 - We get off easily
1 - We have lots of stamina
SEX
: First some stuff about the boys
1) 94% of men lie about their penis size. According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men use extra large condoms.
2) The average man is 5.1 inches long when erect (no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth).
3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.
4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can make your penis grow but time (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)
5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.
6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion."
7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

Some stuff on girls
1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".
2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
4) 75% of women dont like oral sex.
5) 95% of women shave their privates.

Both
1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women.
2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.
3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

5 Reasons Why Sex is Good
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.
2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to get sick.
3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being. Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who dont have sex.
4) Makes you look better- [ problem is ugly people don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in your body which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physic.
5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to 10 years younger than you really are.

Did You Know
1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up to running 75 miles!!!!


but most importantly WRAP YO SHIT UP!!!


>..Methods of LOVE..

Kiss on the neck---------------------"i'm horny"
Kiss on the cheek------------------"we're fRiendz"
Kiss on the hand-------------------"i ad0re y0u"
Kiss on the shoulder (and newhere else)--------------"i wAnT y0u"
Kiss on the lips---------------------"i Love y0u"
Holding hands----------------------"we cAn LeArn t0 Love eAch oTher"
A wink--------------------------------"LeT's get iT oN"
Slap on the butt--------------------"wAtch ouT"(i want u)
Playing with their hands---------------"i cAn'T Live wiTh0ut y0u"
Holding on tight--------------------"d0n'T LeT g0"
Looking into each other's eyes--"Let's geT r0maNtic"
Pulling hair on head----------------"teLL me y0u Love me"
Arms around the waist------------"i Love y0u s0 much t0 LeT g0"

Here’s to health and prosperity,
To you and all your posterity.
And them that doesn’t drink with sincerity,
That they may be damned for all eternity!


Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.
If you cheat, cheat death.
If you steal, steal a woman's heart.
If you fight, fight for a brother.
If you drink, drink with me!!
TWO TOUGH QUESTIONS

Question 1:

If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

Question 2:

It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.


Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B -
He was kicked ou t of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C -
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.



Which of these candidates would be your Choice?

Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.






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Candidate A: is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B: is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C: is Adolph Hitler.



And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question: If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging someone.

Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember:
Amateurs built the Ark

Professionals built the Titanic



and in case you never saw this one..! ....

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:

* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?




Give up yet?





It's the 435 members of the United States Congress. The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.

You gotta pass this on
Dante's Inferno Test


The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his
body 2 times.

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been
banished to... the Second Level of Hell!

Second Level of Hell

You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the
sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity.
Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of
unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal
hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine,
whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason
at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to
remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 Heretics Moderate
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8 Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 Treacherous Moderate

Take the quiz:http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=8977">"Are you a Freak? ((pics))You are a Huge Freak!You love sex! You might be a virgin, but you might not be! You think about sex all the time and always imagine having sex...(even if you don't act on it) You like kinky freaky stuff and love experimenting with new things! rarrr get em tiger!

Which High School Stereotype Are You?
by Squid

Yes. It's a stereotype. That means it is a generalization. That means it doesn't apply to everyone. Quit bitching about it. I didn't force you to take the damn test.

You're someone special. There is no one else quite like you. You are your own rainbow. And you're damn proud of the fact. Your socks may or may not match. You may or may not be aware of whether they do or not. You pretty much do your own thing. Occasionally you may like to behave in a totally outrageous way just because you can. You probably have all sorts of bizzare information stored in your head and will impart it at random just for the fun of peoples' reactions. Pressed to explain you you're peers would say "they're......different." You take this as the highest compliment. Friends invite you to their parties because you are never dull, but they rarely call you, invite you over, or just "hang out." A true origional.

I'm a Rainbow!
Which High School Stereotype Are You?

I am a A Crimson Dragon!

Hey, I took the http://dragonhame.com online Inner Dragon quiz and found out I am a Crimson Dragon on the inside.

In the war between good and evil, Crimson Dragons take the side of the noble and good....
When it comes to the powers of Chaos vs. those of Law and Order, your inner dragon walks a fine line between Law and Chaos....
As far as magical tendancies, a Crimson Dragon's nature does not lend itself well to the ways of Magic....
During combat situations, whether by spells or by claw, your inner dragon will do whatever it takes to get the job done....
Crimson dragons are closely related to red dragons. They are nearly identical in appearance to reds. Aside from the brighter red scales and some minor facial differences, the only appreciable difference is the black throat of the crimson dragon.'
At greater distances, crimson dragons appear identical to red dragons. Unlike most dragons, the scales of a crimson dragon change little in color throughout their lives. They stay a bright crimson red from birth to old age.'
While crimson dragons resemble red dragons in appearance, their temperament and outlook on life are quite different. While they still tend to hoard treasure, Crimson dragons take the side of good during conflicts between good and evil. A crimson dragon's worst enemy is the evil red dragon, who give them a bad reputation. Combat between the two types are relatively common, and, assuming the combatants are of roughly the same age, these fights are usually quite evenly matched.
'
This Dragons favorite elements are: Roses, Emeralds, and Bravery

http://Dragonhame.Com


Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: High
Narcissistic: Moderate
Avoidant: Low
Dependent: Moderate
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate

URL of the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
URL for more info: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/disorder_information2.html

I'm also part of the Final Fantasy 7: Neo Sephiroth wiki

http://elftown.eu/wiki.html?name=Final%20Fantasy%207%3A%20Neo%20Sephiroth&n=1113221509

Take the quiz: http://www.zenhex.com/quiz.php?id=1257
WHAT RELIGION BESTS SUITS YOU http://www.zenhex.com/quiz/1257/res11.jpg New Aged/Wiccan
An it harm none, do as ye will. You are a fluffy bunny. You wouldn't harm a fly. Actually, you might demonstrate to SAVE the flies! Than again, you're probably busy casing love spells, using a psychic talent, being a Vegetarian or trying to save the Rainforests. Either way, you're harmless.

I am worth $1,707,070.00 on HumanForSale.com

Jeff Foxworthy on New England....

If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 36 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food, will swim by, you might live in New England.

If you're proud that your region makes the national newd 96 nights each year because Mt. Washington is the coldest spot in the nation, and Boston gets more snow than any other major city in the US, you might live in New England.

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you might live in New England.

If you instinctively walk like a penguin for six months out of the year, you might live in New England.

If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance, and they don't work there, you might live in New England.

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in New England.

If your town has more bars than churches, you might live in New England.


If you have had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you might live in New England.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A TRUE NEW ENGLANDER WHEN:
1. "Vacation" means going South past New York City for the weekend.
2. You measure distance in hours.
3. You know several people who have hit a deer more than once.
4. You often switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again.
5. You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching.
6. You see people wearing camouflage at social events (including weddings).
7. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.
8. You carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend / wife knows how to use them.
9. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
10. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
11. You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction.
12. You can identify a southern or eastern accent.
13. Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce.
14. You were unaware that there is a legal drinking age.
15. Down South to you means Philadelphia.
16. A brat is something you eat.
17. Your neighbor throws a party to celebrate his new shed.
18. You go out for a fish fry every Friday.
19. Your 4th of July picnic was moved indoors due to frost.

20 You have more miles on your snow blower than your car.
21. You find 10 degrees "a little chilly."
22. You actually understand these jokes, and you forward them to all your New England friends.

its too damn true!

What Is Your Love Number?

Your Love Number is
9

You are a peaceful person, and you tend to have calm, stable relationships.
Connecting deeply is another skill of yours, and you tend to know lovers well.
Trusting and laid back, you are an easy person to love.
Love can be a little blinding for you, so open your eyes a little more!

What Age Do You Act?

You Are 23 Years Old
23

Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.

What Is Your Seduction Style?

Your Seduction Style: Siren / Rake

You possess an unbridled sensuality that appeals to many.
The minute you meet anyone, you can make the crave you almost immediately.
You give others the chance to lose control with you... spiraling into carnal bliss.
A dangerous lover, you both fascinate and scare those you attract.