blond/ brownhair
blue/ Green eyes

I like to go horse back riding BUT i've never riden a horse!


I like to play Need 4 Speed: underground 2

i like to write poetry and 1 of my poems is getting published so i guess that says that i'm kinda good at it.

even though my e-mail address says hawaiiusa i dont live in hawaii, i live in oregon.

oregon is so boring, it's always cold, and the beach is ALWAYS to cold to swim in. i love the beach it's so much fun. (even if it is always cold there)

i dont mind if n e 1 e-mails me but do be stupid or ugly. (jj)

and if you have aol IM me if you want to.




a very "HAPPY" bunny

Here are some of my favortie bands and some songs i like-

Aaliyah
AC-DC
Trace Adkins
Aerosmith
The All-American Rejects
Gary Allan
Ashanti
The Ataris
A-Teens
Amy Lee
B2K
Beastie Boys
The Beatles
Beyonce
Clint Black
Black Sabath
Blackhawk
Blink 182
Bon Jovi
David Bowie
Garth Brooks
Brook & Dunn
Buffalo Springfeild
Jimmy Buffett
The Calling
Eric Band
Ryan Cabrera
Cake
Vanessa Carlton
Chad Kroeger
Cher
Cheap Trick
Terri Clark
ColdPlay
Alice Cooper
Counting Crows
Creedance Clearwater
Chris Cagle
Sheryle Crow
Destiny's Child
Dixie Chicks
Diamond Rio
The Doobie Brothers
Joe Diffie
The Doors
Duran Duran
Eagles
Enya
Evanescence
Sara Evans
Eve 6
Everclear
Finiger 11
Fleetwood Mac
Nelly Furtado
Free
Peter Frampton
Vince Gill
Goo GOO Dolls
Howie Day
Green Day
Guns N' Roses
Heart
Jimi Hendrix
Faith Hill
Hoobastank
Ingram Hiil
Billy Idol
Alan Jackson
Jet
Jewel
Buddy Jewel
Billie Joel
Norah Jones
The Judds
Alison Krauss
Toby Keith
Kid Rock
Kiss
Keane
Avril Lavigne
Tracy Lawrence
Led Zeplin
Linkin Park
Lonestar
Loretta Lynne
J.Lo
Los Lonely Boys
Ludacris
Lumidee
Mario
Maroon 5
Matchbox 20
MartinaMcBride
Reba McEntire
Tim McGraw
Sarah McLachlan
Meatloaf
Jo Dee Messina
Alanis Morrisett
Jason Mraz
Mya
Nelly
Willie Nelson
New Found Glory
Joe Nichols
Nickelback
Nirvana
No Doubt
Jamie O'Neal
Jack White
Outcast
O-Town
P.Diddy
Brad Paisly
Robert Palmer
Pink Floyd
Elvis P.
Presidents VS.
Puddle Of Mudd
Queen
Ramones
rascal Flatts
The Rascals
Red Hot Chili Peppers
REO Speedway
LeAnn Rimes
Rolling Stones
Kelly Rowland
Rod Stewert
Savage Garden
Seether
Shaggi
Santana
Shakira
SheDaisy
Blake Shelton
Simple Plan
Ashlee Simpson
Jessica Simpson
Lynard Skynard
Smach Mouth
Steve Miller Band
George Strait
Sublime
Sugar Ray
Switchfoot
System Of A Down
Pam Tillis
Third Eye Blind
T.Rex
Aaron Tippin
TLC
Trapt
Trick Pony
Tupac
Shania Twain
The Troggs
U2
Uncle Kracker
Keith Urban
USHER
VAn Halen
The Vines
Lee Ann Womak
Stevie Wonder
Darryl Worley
The Who
Weird Al Yankovic
Trisha Yearwood
Rob Zombie





Here Are Some Songs That I Like- I Dont Know Who Sings Them.



Proud Mary- Tiina Turner [(I Think)]

Brown Eyed Girl

Born To Be Wild

American Woman

Peaces Of My Heart

Somebody To Love

Go Your Own Way

Free Bird - Lynard Skynard [(I Think)]
Ramblin' Man

We're An American Band

Slow Ride

Takin' care Of Business

You're No Good

Runnin On Empty

Only The Good Die Younge

Feels Like The First Time

I Want You To LOve Me

Hot Blooded




If You Know Who Sings Any Of These Songs Let Me Know





Here Are Some Of My Favorites.

Color= pink

Animal= Turtle

Book= White Oleander

Food= Grapes

Time= 7:30 (dont ask why)

Number= 14


Place to go= The Beach!!!!!!

Song= To many but here is one. Over & Over by Nelly & Tim.

Band= They are up above.

Freind(s) Cassie, Eva, Sheila, And Sarah

Name Brand= Converse

Name= (boy) Ty, (girl) Brionna

Movie= White Oleander

Candy= Brandon :)

Subject= Bio Ag


well that is all i can think of to put in here.

if you wnat to know n e thing about me just ask.






i NEVER/HAVE
I HAVE BEEN DRUNK

I HAVE SMOKED POT

I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE OPPOSITE SEX

I HAVE KISSED A MEMBER OF THE SAME SEX

I NEVER CRASHED A FRIEND'S CAR

I NEVER BEEN TO JAPAN

I NEVER RODE IN A TAXI

I NEVER HAD ANAL SEX

I HAVE BEEN IN LOVE

I HAD SEX

I NEVER HAVE HAD SEX IN PUBLIC

I HAVE BEEN DUMPED

I NEVER SHOPLIFTED

I HAVE BEEN FIRED

I HAVE BEEN IN A FIST FIGHT

I NEVER HAD A THREESOME

I HAVE SNUCK OUT OF MY PARENT'S HOUSE

I NEVER BEEN TIED UP (SEXUALLY)

I NEVER BEEN ARRESTED

I NEVER MADE OUT WITH A STRANGER

I HAVE WENT ON A BLIND DATE :-P

I HAVE LIED TO A FRIEND (SORRY)

I HAD A CRUSH ON A TEACHER :-P (NOT N E MORE)

I HAVE SKIPPED SCHOOL

I NEVER SLEPT WITH A CO-WORKER

I NEVER BEEN SKYDIVING

I NEVER HAVE BEEN DUMPSTER DIVING

I HAVE WALKED IN ON FRIENDS HAVING SEX

I NEVEr WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX

I NEVER HAVE BEEN CAUGHT HAVING SEX

I HAVE LIED JUST TO COVER MY OWN ASS

I NEVER CUT SOMEONE AND MADE THEM BLEED

NEVER TOLD SOMEONE I LOVED THEM JUST TO MAKE ME OR THEM FEEL BETTER OR LIED ABOUT LOVEING SOMEONE PERIOD

NEVER EGGED A RANDOM CAR

I NEVER BEEN TO A DIFFERENT COUNTRY

I NEVER BEEN IN THE BACKSEAT OF A POLICE CAR

I NEVER EGGED A RANDOM HOUSE

I NEVER BEEN EXPELLED/SUSPENDED

I CHEATED ON MY BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND.........








I love music. Listening to music, talking about music, researching new bands and stuff.

I'm friendly enough as long as people are nice and don't annoy me.
Well, discover the rest for yourself, I guess.







[15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse is taking his/her sweet
time:



1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples carts when they
aren't looking.


2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.


3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.


4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3'
in
housewares,...and see what happens.


5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.


6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.


7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.


8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't
you people just leave me alone?


9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your
nose.


10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he
knows
where the anti-depressants are.


11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from
'Mission Impossible'.


12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different
size funnels.


13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!
PICK ME!"


14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal
position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!"


And last but not least:


15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while and then yell
loudly "There's no toilet paper in here]











001: Name: Sara

002: Nickname: ?????

003: Country of living: USA

004: Birthdate: 3-14-88

005: Length: 5'4'

006:Eye color: blue-green

007: Shoesize: 9

008: School: Forest grove High school

009: You smoke: What?

010: Hobby's: chatting, hanging out, watching tv, drawing, singing when no ones around,  some sports (swimming), listening to music

011: Brothers/Sisters: 2 sisters, 4 brothers

012: Relationship: not at the moment

013: Piercing(s): ears, top and bottom

014: Tattoo: not yet

015: Fave Country to go to: the only one i've ever been to, USA

017: Nicest person you met this year: this year? um...no 1 yet

018: Person you rather not have met this year:i cant think of anyone

019: Who would you like to meet: usher, cause he's really hot!!!

020: Who do you admire most: me

021: Most sexy person(s): about half the guys i know, but the most sexy person in Usher, Duh!!!

022: Favorite Pajamas: ????

023: Favorite Car: the one that is really cool

024: Favorite Movie(s): white oleander, the girld next door, count of monte cristo, a lot of others

025: Favorite Music: rock,hip-hop,rap ,r&b , pop, clasic rock, punk, alt., oldies, everything mostly

026: Favorite City(s): ????

028:FavoritePerfume: ????

029: Favorite Magazine: ????

030: Favorite sound: ???

031: Favorite TV-series: friends, yes dear, simpsons, csi

032: Favorite Writer:Jean Auel, janet fitch, coretta scott king, Anne Rice

033: Favorite Nickname: ???

034: What is on your mousepad:the mouse

035: What all is under your bed: stuff, stuff, and more stuff

036: Favorite color: pink

037: Favorite Songs ever: anything that i like

038: Favorite songs at this moment: 2 many to say

039: Favorite food: Grapes

040: Favorite class in school: history, dont laugh

041: Favorite drink: dr. pepper, coke, mt. dew

042: Lucky number: 14

043: What do you think is greatest about yourself:everything

045: Favorite shoes: converse

046: What time do you go to bed:whenever i want

047: What word do you use most: ??????

048: Most romantic moment in your life: cant tell, it's private

049: Most embarassing moment in your life: ???

050: You spend your time rather inside or outside: i like both

051: What do you do in the weekends: stay home, hang out with friends, sports, play video games, catch up on sleep......

052: What class in school do you dislike most: most all of them

053: Your Breakfast: i dont eat breakfast

054: What do you really really dislike to eat: spinache. (is that how u even spell it???)

055: Pets: dog

057: Serious or funny: both

058: Fast or slow: depends what were talking about

060: Simple or complicated?: i try to be simple, but sometimes i'm not

061: Cremate or Buried when dead: Cremated

062: Sex or Alchohol: both

063: Stay up late or go to bed early: late

064: Light or dark?: dark

065: Speak or Silence: It depends

066: Tall or small man: taller then me!!

067: News paper: umm i dont read the paper

068: Hug or kiss: both

069: Happy or Sad: it depends on the moment

070: Life or Death: Life
071: Gig or Disco: NEITHER

072: Left or Right: Right

074: Dark/ red/ Blonde: i dont care

075: What would you ask God if you could ask him 1 single question: I DUNNO??

076: You believe in reincarnation: i dunno

077: You believe in Aliens: no

078: When you die, what will be your last words?: i dunno

079: Does true love exist: yeah

080: How many kids would you like to have: as many as god gives me, but not 2 many

081: What is the one thing you can't stand: not being able to move out of my dad house

082: Best feeling: happyness

083: Worst feeling in the world: fear

084: What are you afraid of: spiders

085: Are you an emotional person: yes but i try to be strong and hide it

086: Do you ever cry during a movie: maybe

087: Your goal in life: do fun stuff

088: What was the promise you made at christmas eve: I don't make promises

089: Favorite art-artist: ummm i dunno

091: What is the most beautiful part on the guys body: his face, his abs and..... some other tings

093:What do you think of Elftown: It's ok

094: Is there something you miss about elftown: nope..

095: Where did you get this question list: I stole it, from a few people, SORRY!!

095: Besides elftown, what do you do most on your PC: download music, play games, and surf the net

096: Is there a question you missed in this all: I don't think so

097: Favorite Actor: adam brody, and um... other people

098: Favortie Actress: angelina jolie, reese witherspoone



 [DO YOU REMEMBER WHEN...?

1) All the girls had ugly gym uniforms?

2) It took five minutes for the TV warm up? Nearly everyone's Mom was at home when the kids got home from school?

3) Nobody owned a purebred dog?  When a quarter was a decent allowance?

4) You'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny?

5) Your Mom wore nylons that came in two pieces?

6) All your male teachers wore neckties and female teachers had
their hair done every day and wore high heels? 

7) You got your windshield cleaned, oil checked, and gas pumped,
without asking, all for free, every time?
And you didn't pay for air? And, you got trading stamps to boot?

8) Laundry detergent had free glasses, dishes or towels hidden inside the box?

9)It was considered a great privilege to be taken out to dinner
at a real restaurant with your parents?

10)They threatened to keep kids back a grade if they failed. . and they did? 

11)When a 57 Chevy was everyone's dream car...to cruise,
peel out, lay rubber or watch submarine races, and people went steady?

12) No one ever asked where the car keys were
because they were always in the car,
in the ignition, and the doors were never locked?


13)Lying on your back in the grass with your friends
and saying things like, "That cloud looks like a .." and playing baseball with no adults to help kids with the rules of the game?

14)Stuff from the store came without safety caps and hermetic seals
because no one had yet tried to poison a perfect stranger?

15)And with all our progress, don't you just wish, just once,
you could slip back in time and savor the slower pace,
and share it with the children of today?  

16)When being sent to the principal's office was nothing
compared to the fate that awaited the student at home?

17)Basically we were in fear for our lives,
but it wasn't because of drive-by shootings, drugs, gangs, etc. Our parents and grandparents were a much bigger threat!]

But we survived because their love was greater than the threat.

[do you still remember
Nancy Drew, the Hardy Boys, Laurel and Hardy,
Howdy Doody and the Peanut Gallery,
the Lone Ranger, The Shadow Knows,
Nellie Bell, Roy and Dale, Trigger and Buttermilk.


As well as summers filled with bike rides, baseball games,
Hula Hoops, bowling and visits to the pool,
and eating Kool-Aid powder with sugar.
Didn't that feel good, just to go back and say, "Yeah, I remember that"? I am sharing this with you today
because it ended with a double dog dare to pass it on.
To remember what a double dog dare is, read on.
And remember that the perfect age is somewhere between
old enough to know better and too young to care. ]

How many of these do you remember?

[Candy cigarettes
Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water inside
Soda pop machines that dispensed glass bottles
Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes
Blackjack, Clove and Teaberry chewing gum
Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
Newsreels before the movie]



Do you remeber....

[Peashooters
Howdy Doody
45 RPM records
Green Stamps
Hi-Fi's

Metal ice cubes trays with levers
Mimeograph paper
Beanie and Cecil
Roller-skate keys
Cork pop guns
Drive ins
Studebakers


Washtub wringers
The Fuller Brush Man
Reel-To-Reel tape recorders
Tinkertoys
Erector Sets
The Fort Apache Play Set
Lincoln Logs
15 cent McDonald hamburgers


5 cent packs of baseball cards -
with that awful pink slab of bubble gum

Penny candy

35 cent a gallon gasoline
Jiffy Pop popcorn]

Do you remember a time when...

[Decisions were made by going "eeny-meeny-miney-moe"?
Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming, "Do Over!"?
"Race issue" meant arguing about who ran the fastest?
Catching the fireflies could happily occupy an entire evening?
It wasn't odd to have two or three "Best Friends"?

The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was "cooties"?
Having a weapon in school meant being caught with a slingshot?
A foot of snow was a dream come true?

Saturday morning cartoons weren't 30-minute commercials for action figures?
"Oly-oly-oxen-free" made perfect sense?
Spinning around, getting dizzy, and falling down was cause for giggles?

The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team?
War was a card game?
Baseball cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle?
Taking drugs meant orange-flavored chewable aspirin?
Water balloons were the ultimate weapon?]

If you can remember most or all of these, then you have lived!!!!!!!


hey this is a really funny joke, so read it!!!!



[MORRIS AND HIS WIFE ESTHER WENT TO THE STATE FAIR EVERY YEAR, AND EVERY YEAR MORRIS WOULD SAY,"ESTHER, I'D LIKE TO RIDE IN THAT HELICOPTER".

ESTHER ALWAYS REPLIED ," I KNOW MORRIS, BUT THAT HELICOPTER RIDE IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50  DOLLARS".

ONE YEAR ESTHER AND MORRIS WENT TO THE FAIR, AND MORRIS SAID, "ESTHER I'M
85 YEARS OLD.  IF I DON'T RIDE THAT HELICOPTER, I MIGHT NOT EVER GET ANOTHER CHANCE".

ESTHER REPLIED, "MORRIS THAT HELICOPTER IS 50 DOLLARS AND 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS".

THE PILOT OVER HEARD THE COUPLE AND SAID," FOLKS I'LL MAKE YOU A DEAL."

I'LL TAKE THE BOTH OF YOU FOR A RIDE. IF YOU CAN STAY QUIET FOR THE ENTIRE RIDE AND NOT SAY A WORD, I WON'T CHARGE YOU. BUT IF YOU SAY ONE WORD, IT'S 50 DOLLARS".

MORRIS AND ESTHER AGREED AND UP THEY WENT. THE PILOT DID ALL KINDS OF FANCY MANEUVERS, BU T NOT A WORD WAS HEARD. HE DID HIS DARE DARE DEVIL TRICKS OVER AND OVER AGAIN, BUT STILL NOT A WORD.

WHEN THEY LANDED, THE PILOT TURNED TO MORRIS AND SAID," BY GOLLY, I DID EVERYTHING I COULD TO GET YOU TO YELL OUT, BUT YOU DIDN'T. I'M IMPRESSED!"

MORRIS REPLI ED, " WELL I WAS GOING TO SAY SOMETHING WHEN ESTHER FELL OUT, BUT 50 DOLLARS IS 50 DOLLARS". ]





Deep thoughts


[* A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

* If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with "Quit while you're ahead?"

* I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Then it dawned on me, they're cramming for their finals.

* I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks, so I wonder what Chinese mothers use...toothpicks?

* Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?

* How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

* If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?

* Go ahead and take risks....just be sure that everything will turn out OK.

* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

* Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

* Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

* How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dissing them anyhow?

* Light travels faster than sound. Maybe that's why some people appear bright until you hear them talk....

* Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

* If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?]


ONLY IN AMERICA


[Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.



Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke!



Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.



Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.



Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in pack ages of eight.



Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.



Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.]


CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

[For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
 nutrition and health.  It's a relief to know the truth after all
those
conflicting medical
 studies.


 1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.

 2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than
Americans.

 3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.

 4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer
heart attacks than
   Americans.

  5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and
fats and suffer fewer
    heart attacks than Americans.


                        CONCLUSION:
 Eat and drink what you like.
 Speaking English is apparently what kills you.]



EVER WONDER .


[Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?



Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?



Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?



Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?



Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?



Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?



Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
< BR>

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?



Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?



Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?



You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!



Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?



Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?



If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?



If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? ]




I LIKE THESE!!!




----- Original Message -----
From: doris ashton
To: RUTHDIXON20@AOL.COM
Sent: Tuesday, December 14, 2004 3:20 PM
Subject: FW: Blonde




From: Carole Little <calittle@bellsouth.net>
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Subject: Blonde
Date: Tue, 14 Dec 2004 15:45:18 -0500

R

>
>[Homer, a handsome dude, walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM.
>He sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV.
>
>The 10:00 news was on.
>
>The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building
>preparing to jump.
>
>The blonde looks at Homer and says, " Do you think he will jump?"
>
>Homer says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
>
>The blonde replied, "Well, I b et he won't."
>
>Homer placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!"
>
>Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive
>off
>of the building, falling to his death.
>
>The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 dollars to Homer and said,
>"All is fair. Here is your money."
>
>Homer replies, " I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5
>o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too, but
>I
>didn't think he'd do it again."]



> > WISDOM
> >>
> >> An old farmer in Vermont had owned a large farm for several years.
> >> He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables,
horseshoe
> >> courts,and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped
> >> and
> >> fixed up for swimming when it was built.
> >>
> >> One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
> >> hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five
gallon
> >> bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard
> >> voices
> >> shouting and laughing with glee.
> >>
> >> As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny- dipping
in
> >> his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to
> >> the
> >> deep end of the pond.
> >>
> >> One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"
> >> The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim
> > naked
> >> or make you get out of the pond naked."
> >>
> >> Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
> >>
> >> Moral: Old age and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm
> >> every
> >> time.




[Stupid things that famouse people said]

>Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
>Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
>because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever,
>but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
>--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
>
>``````````````````````````````````
[>>"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world,
>I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not
>with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey]
>
>````````````
>"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
>your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson
>for federal anti-smoking campaign.
>`````````````````````````````````````````````````
[>>"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"--Winston
>Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.]
>`````````````````````````````````````````````
>
>"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in
>the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
>`````````````````````````````
>
[>>"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are
>the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed
>documents.]
>````````````````````````````````````````````````````
>
>"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and
>I'm just the one to do it," --A congressional candidate in Texas.
>````````````````````````````
>
>["Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies
>manager, Danny Ozark]
>``````````````````````````````````
>
>"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities
>in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President (DUH !)
>```````````````````
>"[I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle]
>``````````
>
>"We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we
>need?"--Lee Iacocca
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[>>"The word 'genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like
>Norman Einstein." --Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback &sports
>analyst.]
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>"We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of
>people."
>--Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instrutor.
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>["If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton,
>President]
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>"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
>--Al Gore, VP (damn he's smart)
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[>"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."
>--Keppel Enderbery]
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>"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received
>notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there
>is a change in your circumstances."
>--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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>["If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they
>go to bed and it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the
>next morning, when they wake up dead, there'll be a record." --Mark S. ]
>Fowler, FCC Chairman
>
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>
>....Feeling smarter yet?
>Send it on to your other brilliant friends, like I am doing!!
>



Unanswered questions

Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?


How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?


When a store has double doors why do they only let you use one of them?



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- Al Gore, former U.S. Vice President

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