54127) Which is the most creative sentence?

Number of voters: 20
* a) 1)Parrots want for no sun sometimes. [The Slave Queen]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)
* b) 2) Paul waits for Nona somehow somewhere. [The Slave Queen]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)
* c) 3)Please Wait For Ned's Sex Show [Oh Wow.]
Number of votes: 0 (0%)
* d) 4)Pretending Works For 'No Secrets' Situations [Oh Wow.]
Number of votes: 1 (5%)
* e) 5)Powerfull Wit From Nancy scares some [Lady_Elowyn]
Number of votes: 4 (20%)
* f) 6)People with feet need striped socks [ally]
Number of votes: 6 (30%)
* g) 7) Pirates Wear Frocks Not Strappy Sandals [abandonedhouse7 7]
Number of votes: 3 (15%)
* h) 8) Penguins Will Frown Never Seriously Surely. [Zem]
Number of votes: 3 (15%)
* i) 9) Purple Whales Found Near Sandy Shores [blackphoenix]
Number of votes: 3 (15%)