74230) How would MacGyver fix Elfwood? (Plenty of 1980s references in this one.) [EDIT: Whoopsie! EW's back up again, but that doesn't mean it's not prone to crashing again :P] (Poll is changed)

Number of voters: 30
* a) Team up with Canadian comedian Red Green and use lots and lots of duct tape. With lots of shit salvaged from the garage of Possum Lodge, too.
Number of votes: 8 (27%)
* b) Pretend he's Indiana Jones (again) and blow shit up with conveniently located chemicals and some random ancient relic.
Number of votes: 2 (7%)
* c) Sit this one out and send in Miami Vice's Crockett and Tubbs in a 1986 Ferrari Testarossa, something by Phil Collins playing in the background. The pretext: Columbian drug smugglers are menacing Elfwood. Or something.
Number of votes: 0 (0%)
* d) Eat lots of ramen, then do some cheesy anime kung-fu posturing made for five year olds, but enjoyed the most by twenty year olds.
Number of votes: 1 (3%)
* e) Hold out for a pay raise before taking action.
Number of votes: 2 (7%)
* f) Run around the forest rallying the backwoods bunch to the cause.
Number of votes: 1 (3%)
* g) Send in Rambo with an M-16, a rocket launcher and endless ammo.
Number of votes: 1 (3%)
* h) Let Elfwood die. Nobody really cares about Elfwood anymore, anyway.
Number of votes: 6 (20%)
* i) From [Lothuriel]: "LOL...this is awesome!! I couldn't decide which one to choose!!! I hope you don't mind but, I am linking it from All Things 80's."
Number of votes: 1 (3%)
* j) From [Ariandra]: "I had to choose another option in your poll. I voted for "j", which I think would be: Build an independant server out of an old telephone, paper clips, a rubber bands, an old watch battery and a couple of other innocuous household items, then call in a favor from the A-team and get their tech guy to program an all new, better Elfwood."
Number of votes: 5 (17%)
* k) From [Mortified Penguin]: "In response to that there poll...MacGyver would use super glue and a rubber band to put Elfwood back together... then he would take down the maffia with only tape, tin foil, a magnet, ten loyal fans that would give their lives, and an AK-47."
Number of votes: 3 (10%)
* l) Your answer here (message me)
Number of votes: 0 (0%)
* m) Your answer here (message me)
Number of votes: 0 (0%)
* n) Your answer here (message me)
Number of votes: 0 (0%)