2013-03-23 [Pillowthief]: Sometimes Mort, I think you're hilarious.



Other times, I just hate you. A lot.

2013-03-24 [Mortified Penguin]: Out of jealousy, I assume?

2013-03-25 [Pillowthief]: Of course.

2013-03-25 [Vessel_4_Christ]: Interesting. :P

2013-04-15 [Fallen Child Athena]: Sometimes I think Mort is strange

2018-04-12 [Pied Crow]: But, I'm not in love! So, don't forget it!

2018-04-12 [Mortified Penguin]: But surely you're at least in love with Bob's Diner's new Chick-fil-A Chicken Sandwich? Now with authentic Chick-fil-A wrappers! Only $45!!