2013-11-03 [Teufelsweib]: what if one of your kids come to you with trouble opening their banana?

2013-11-04 [Avaz]: That sounds like a very serious life-dilemma, Vorkje! :D

2013-11-04 [Triola]: If someone has been silly enough to give them a banana, it's their job to open it, not mine!

2013-11-05 [Teufelsweib]: but you should give your child the opportunity to make up their mind themselves about everything; what religion to follow, what sexuality to have, whether they like bananas or not.

2013-11-05 [windowframe]: If they're not smart enough to figure out how to open a banana, then they're not smart enough to make their mind up about whether they like it or not! D:<

2013-11-05 [Avaz]: A+ parenting, right there. XD

2013-11-05 [Teufelsweib]: well, seeing how many people voted b and c apparently plenty of people should have been taught correctly D<

2013-11-05 [Viking]: The correct answer is, of course, "b".

2013-11-05 [Teufelsweib]: b is for Btards, a is for Awesome way to open your banana!

2013-11-05 [windowframe]: C is for Couldn't care less. <_<

2013-11-06 [Mortified Penguin]: D is for Bob's Diner.

2013-11-06 [Teufelsweib]: But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men...concerning bananas.

2013-11-10 [Ghost the Hybrid]: how about cutting the banana in half and then peal it?

2013-11-10 [Viking]: That's crazy talk, [Ghost the Hybrid]!

2013-11-10 [windowframe]: The king David of our time. :P

2013-11-10 [Viking]: King David is a hot dog place where I come from.
http://www.kingdaviddogs.com

2013-11-10 [Viking]: Also, wasn't that Solomon?

2013-11-11 [Mortified Penguin]: I'm pretty sure you're thinking about Jesus.

2013-11-11 [Viking]: Why? I don't need my lawn mowed.

2013-11-11 [Mortified Penguin]: You will when you see his greased up, bronze, bare chest pushing that mower! You'll want your lawn mowed and your garden plowed... hard.

2014-02-11 [Viking]: It's been a while since I checked this. It seems that two-fifths open the banana properly (b) all the time, two-fifths always open from the wrong end (a). One of yous is too silly to understand the banana in the first place, and two of yous sometimes get it right.

Now if I could find a Scientific Journal that would accept my study...