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Dedicated to every little shit who thought they could argue with me and actually win.

I have lost count of the number of people, be they on Elftown or other online places, that have sent me angry messages, and tried to prove me wrong. I've even had the words "omg omg like PWNED" sent to me when I have asked "Sorry can you type that again in English? I don't speak fluent dickhead."

Which, really I didn't understand at all, if I can't understand you, then I doubt anyone else can, which really just means you are typing like a tosser, and should either a) learn how to use proper English (or as best you can if its not your first language, I will even try conversing in another language if I really have to) or b) have your fingers broken repeatedly and then removed to stop you inflicting your time wasting messages on people that really are just plain smarter than you.

Learn to recognise your betters and respect them children and we'll all get along just fine.

I'm an arrogant little shit. There's no need to tell me.
But I get to be. Why? I'm better, I can back it up. Deal with it.

When someone contacts me to argue with me I will look for a certain things, like Respect, and a Brain.
If you possess neither I will not react to you civilly.
I will in fact tear your worthless pathetic soul to pieces in front of you then hand it back to you in a nicely gift packaged box with a ribbon on.
Just a lil' something to remember me by.

You can never say I am not generous ;)

If you are capable of forming a clear, concise, coherant argument, and are able to stand by your points in the face of logical argument and not be persuaded to believe otherwise in the space of five minutes you gain my respect.
If you resort to "OMG YOU SUCK" the second I say to you "But have you considered the possibility that you are wrong?"
Then no, no respect for you. If you continue to message me after I have stopped talking to you I will report you for harassment, block you, and then when no one is looking do the above mentioned to your soul. I'm sneaky that way.

I get messages a lot that say "Well you just think you know it all."
No, not at all, far from it. I've not been alive long enough to know it all. But Hell, I'm going to try. I want to learn as much as possible. And before I argue a point I make sure that my arguments are airtight. Playgans, anyone that argues with me over that tends to end up joining because they realise that they are in fact pillocks. They cannot argue with me, well they can, they just can't win.
Why? I know my stuff that's why. I will only argue if I know I am capable of holding my own. I would not for example chose to argue over the subject of...world politics.
Why? My knowledge ends beyond what is happening in my own country and within the news, therefore I will not try and argue too much over something I do not know.

Also, the "Omg I pwn jooh I am better looking"
Bollocks.

Don't flatter yourselves darlings, trying to rip me apart via my self esteem wont work, my mother has been trying for 19 years and I have still yet to slit my wrists and cry "woe is me", do you really think I am going to cave under you?
...
Hah hahah ahaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

No.

Also, throwing your grades at me to show me you are smarter. Ahaahaha. Not going to work either bitches.
I'm smart in that I am clever, but I am also academically highly achieving as well. I went to the top school in Scotland, and now attend one of the leading universities in the UK.
I didn't get there by luck. So trying to show your grades off to me wont work either, if anything I will give you a fucking cookie to lessen the blow as I throw you head first out the door.

This wiki is an ego trip, but a justified one.
So go on, argue, come on, tell me you're better.
If you are my equal you will know who you are, namely I will never have picked a fight with you over your sheer stupidity.

Now fuck off I have to go back to keeping the planets spinning along with my fellow elitist friends.

- Playgans

2006-03-16 [Delladreing]: At last, love :P

2006-03-16 [sequeena_rae]: Dun dun dun dun!!!!

2006-04-26 [windowframe]: :o z0mg! *missed this one*

2006-04-26 [Delladreing]: XP

2006-07-23 [moonscale]: Repsect (should be Respect) in the 5th paragraph thing.

2006-07-23 [Delladreing]: Cheers

2006-12-06 [*~`Lady of Avalon`~*]: What in the world does PWNED stand for?

2006-12-06 [windowframe]: It's just 'owned' spelt with a 'p'. Nothing more.

2006-12-06 [*~`Lady of Avalon`~*]: Youn never know I have text type (exsample omg)

2006-12-06 [windowframe]: well all know what text-type is.

2006-12-06 [Delladreing]: ...no. Pwned is just a retarded interent way of saying "owned" that is all it means.

2006-12-06 [*~`Lady of Avalon`~*]: Some people call it retarded english

2006-12-06 [Delladreing]: Its not english, its net speak. Retarded English is the inability to use one's own language properly.

2007-06-07 [Edurne]: Obviously nobody can win an argument against you... Sheesh, my head hurts. I've never heard "pwn." People are so stupid...

2007-06-07 [Delladreing]: No one but my equals or my betters. To whom I will gladly concede. But yes, to people that are fools...their brains are forfeit against me.

2007-08-18 [Chrysilla]: Planets spinning alright my dear? If yes, there's someone here needing a hug <img:stuff/mood10_gif.gif>

2007-08-18 [Delladreing]: They seem to be :P

2007-08-19 [Chrysilla]: Then hug me :p

2007-08-19 [Delladreing]: *hug*

2007-08-19 [Chrysilla]: I love you *hugs tighter* Here's a little something for you: http://www.scrolllock.nl/home.cfm
Mwah! <img:61691_1132959456.gif>

2012-12-11 [Mortified Penguin]: *thinks he can actually argue with you and win*

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