Scene 2
Dance of the Fans (see dance list)

(They are seen on a slide and are screaming at the top of their lungs. They finally land.)

Mr. Dolore- Oh my head.

Boyce- I can’t get up!

Olympia- Where are we?

Mrs. Someone- Welcome lucky travelers!

Boyce- Gah!

Mr. Dolore- Hide!

(The two of them hold onto each other.)

Mrs. Someone- Welcome to Subconscio!

Olympia- Is that were we are?

Mrs. Someone- Yes! You have stumbled onto the wonderful world of Subconscio! Where everything is real yet nothing is real at all!

Boyce- (lets go out Mr. Dolore) Wait, that can’t be right!

Mrs. Someone- Well it is true Boyce!

Olympia- Is that your name? Boyce? What kind of a name is that?

Boyce- It’s a family name so shut up! So where are we exactly?

Mrs. Someone- The most splendid place in the world where everything wrong is right and everything right is wrong.

Mr. Dolore- Miss, you’re hurting my head.

Mrs. Someone- Its not Miss, its Mrs., Mrs. Someone.

Boyce- Well that’s a dumb name! Hey, you haven’t seen a man with tons of fans?

Mrs. Someone- You mean Patter Ran? Oh dear! He didn’t steal your fans did he?
Mr. Dolore- I’m afraid so Mrs.

Mrs. Someone- Oh dear, dear, dear!

Boyce- Is that a bad thing?

Mr. Nobody- For you it is! Bwahahahaha!

(Fog enters the room. The three humans begin to cough loudly.)

Mr. Nobody: Hello, I’m Mr. Nobody            
As you can plainly see
Yet I’m invisible to the naked eye
So no youth can see me

Oh yes, I’m Mr. Nobody
I know your secrets deep
Ones that can ruin friendships
Ones that I will not keep

Again, I’m Mr. Nobody
A nasty and cruel old soul
My smile is stiff with loneliness
As my heart is filled with coal

Bonjour, I’m Mr. Nobody
I despise you happy fools
Hatred and sadness are my ways
They are my glorious rule

Good people, I’m Mr. Nobody
I know your darkest fear
I can see right through your meek hearts
I know what you hold dear

Tis I, I’m Mr. Nobody
I know not kindness or gratitude
I will not learn to love others
I’m thoughtless and very rude

To you, I’m Mr. Nobody
A foe you cannot beat
I know and see everything
I will make you tremble to your feet

Alas I’m Mr. Nobody
As you can plainly see
I do not fear anything
I only fear ME

(The fog lifts and Mr. Nobody stands before them.)

Mr. Nobody- Greetings I am-----------

Boyce- Mr. Nobody we get it!

Mr. Nobody- Aren’t we a rude little bugger!

Olympia- What do you know about that freaky man with the fans?

Mr. Nobody- Why should I tell you? You shouldn’t bother getting them back!

Mrs. Someone- Don’t listen to him! He just wants to give you no hope so you--------

(Mr. Nobody grabs Mrs. Someone.)

Mr. Nobody- My dear, we must stop meeting like this!

(A romantic back drop setting falls, covering the children.)

Kids- Hey!

(There is suddenly a park bench, a bottle of champagne and two wine glasses. Mr. Dolore is the only one who hasn‘t been covered. Mr. Nobody pours some champagne.)

Mr. Nobody- Champagne my dear?

Mr. Dolore- Don’t mind if do!

(He grabs the glass and gulps it down.)

Mr. Nobody- Hey!

Mr. Dolore- *burps* Mm! Fizzy!

(Mrs. Someone slaps Mr. Nobody and the scene disappears.)

Olympia- This place is weird!

Boyce- Can we just find that Fan dude and get out of here?

Olympia- I agree with Boyce even though your name is stupid. Whats so important about these fans anyways?

Mrs. Someone- Well Patter Ran only comes when you have lost the will to dream or imagine!

Mr. Dolore- Well how do we catch with Platter Plan I mean Fatter Fan I mean----

Mrs. Someone- Patter Ran the Fan Man.

Mr. Dolore- Yeah whats his face!

Mrs. Someone- He lives with his masters whom no one knows yet her is everyone. He lives there.

(She points to a big, old tree that is far, far away.)

Mr. Dolore- Well come along children! We’re off to get our fans!

(He walks off the stage and the children follow them.)

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