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[ANTI-JONNA]





This is a wiki for people who hate Jonna not because she is Ville's girlfriend but becuase she sucks and is a bitch!




[A lot of the pics, were messed up because funeralofhearts.com no longer has a gallery, Dammit Carrie, so I'll get some ugly pictures for you to LOATHE when I find them, Again.]






[Ville and Jonna Got Engaged.]



''Ville Valo got engaged at Ruisrock

Ville and his girlfriend Jonna Nygren got similar tattoos instead of engagement rings.

The night before Ruisrock was at least as remarkable for Ville Valo as the show itself. At a party arranged in a hotel in Turku were (besides Ville) his long term girlfriend Jonna Nygren, friend Bam Margera and Californian tattooist Kat.
- I and Jonna finally got engaged. We now have similar tattoos, Ville told.
Ville and Jonna have the same combination of letters on their hands: DILLIGAF. It includes the first letters of the sentence Do I look like I give a fuck?.
According to Ville the fact that a friend of their's Bam Margera, known from Jackass, also took the same tattoo doesn't "dim" their engagement.
-We have a little bit different kind of union with Bam, a gentlemen club. Me and Bam also took another tattoo together: N'IDIOT. To our asses, Ville told.


BAM PARTIED IN FINLAND

Jackass-star Bam Margera came with his parents to visit Ville Valo. Bam and Ville went to Ruisrock together. AlsoVille's girlfriend(now Fiancee') Jonna, Extreme Duudson guys and Jussi69 was with them.

VILLE AND JONNA GET ENGAGED

Ville and Jonna got engaged last weekend in Ruisrock Festival. Rings are not gold but they have tattoos. The Couple has dated over 3 years. They moved in February to an attic in Helsinki center.''









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::shuders::



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You know it was HER idea for Ville's beard, what a bitch. -.- And when he was with Susanna he was in better shape, although he is still fucking great, shes sucking the life from him!! Supposidly shes a sex-crazed bitch! He's worn out, poor baby!!!! Well.... whatever....

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Oh, what a badass! ::rolls eyes::





Okay, just me talking here... I know Ville is happy with umm... her. I just don't think it's mutual... but then what do I know... I am an obsessed HIM GIRL full of jealousy and teenage lust. SO if anyone wants to bitch me out and say something like

''Ville's happy, Susanna really hurt him. Blah blah I like Jonna I can't even believe you made this wiki. Whats so wrong about her. This is horrible. You jealous teenage whore.''

Or anything like that, I know, I'm just uberly jealous. This gets out my rage... but whatever makes Ville (GOD) Happy, then that's cool with me. I just don't want her to hurt him.







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ANOTHER SHITTY BANNER I MADE! WOO HOO!


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COPY THE CODE AND TAKE OUT THE STARS!









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-[Dark Sekret Love]- (creator) Grrr! She is just so... she agitates me there is something I cant stand about her!
-[ddsfsfdsfd]-Jonna is evil
-[O.N.E.pathetic TWISTED wReck] she ish ugly as fuck! she looks like an old dudes ass! kill her!
-[ElizabethBathory] And to think!!! Ville could get soooo many pretty people but he chooses....Joanna....O.O....why???? WHY?!?!?!
-[Sombre] Anti-Jonna all the way.
-[Burned Soul] trust me on this....she will burn in flames because she is taking the fucking life outta ville...... to htink he would let that bitch control his fucking like!
-[laugh insanely] BURRN BUURRN BUURRN ^^ XD MUAHAHHAA :D
-[apple babble] grrrr..
-[..Nightmare..] she is an ugly bitch she must Die!!!!!!
[Take off your clothes. ♥]
µ[Gypsi] my poor Ville *cries*
[TAKE YOUR PILLS.©] She is changing Ville into someone he isn't. Also, she has oddly deformed cheek bones. x.x

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2004-12-20 [Dark Sekret Love]: No shit! *stops self from bashing on Jonna* Must........be..........calm.........don't..........bash.............. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE JONNA AND WHAT SHES DONE TO VILLE, Let's egnite her and impale her on a very sharp stake.

2004-12-20 [Keii]: She's quite pretty though... I see why Ville likes her looks... *realises what she just said* Eep... *prepares to run and duck from sharp flying objects*

2004-12-21 [laugh insanely]: :P You are right.. >.< she is pretty... I hope there is more to here then looks though... Ville deserves that... >.<

2004-12-21 [Keii]: Yeah... same here

2004-12-21 [laugh insanely]: Hm. Maybe he should have a Harem...:P we could join it.. *laaughs* =P

2004-12-21 [Keii]: XD I like that idea!

2005-01-28 [Dark Sekret Love]: Her cheeks are weird.

2005-01-29 [laugh insanely]: And she looks like a duck.. O_o

2005-01-31 [Dark Sekret Love]: Yeah, I ain't a fan.

2005-06-04 [laugh insanely]: this wiki needs new life =P. hmmmgrrwwtrss... Any news about Ville and Jonna?

2005-06-04 [Dark Sekret Love]: Oh besdies the fact that, SHE'S GONE OUT WITH ALL HIS OTHER FRIENDS IN BANDS AND SHE COMPLETLY RUNS HIS LIFE, no not really, but yea she went out With Jussi and Jyrki and a whole bunch of people in bands that is friends with Ville, so he's gott like sloppy 9ths.... Biotch... have you seen a RECENT picture of Ville?

2005-06-04 [laugh insanely]: Yeah... *cries*... Hmmm... =P He still is FUCKING smexy, but not the same UBERway anymore.. okay he still is the UBERsexiest, but Jonna isnt keeping the spiral going up.. =P hmm... I want to go out with Jussi and Jyrki and Ville too.. =_=

2005-06-04 [laugh insanely]: by the way:I don't hope the album is gonna be sucky...then I'll definitelly KILL her.. not that a sucky HIM album is possible... ooh but I wondered: were they dating when Love Metal was made too?

2005-06-04 [Dark Sekret Love]: Yes, I do agree, he's SEXXXY as fuck, but urggh, damn her! Man you know who Jussi and Jyrki are?! Awesome, I hate how Bam is whoring them out too, I don't watch tv but everyone told me he is, and that pisses me off, I love the 69 Eyes. I've liked them as long as I've liked HIM.

2005-06-04 [laugh insanely]: Yeah me too! Well..maybe about 2 months later... but now I certainly doo ^^ <3 they are so.. WOOHSHS.. Men.. finnish men are HOT.. <except maybe Gas/Migé> .. Yeaah.. I heard they (69 eyes) were in a Bam-Cribs episode.. I'm really curious... but I totally agree! Bam IS whoring Ville out! >_< Sometimes I just can't stand Bam..he's such an ass... =p I guess Ville is too <sort of..> but I like my romantic way of thinking about him more ;)

2005-06-05 [Dark Sekret Love]: Yea, that's what I heard too, but I RARELY watch tv... urrggh, Bam's a whore... oh and about the album thing... He wasn't dating her during Love Metal... They stated dating in the summer of 2003... he wrote And Love Said No about her though, and in reality, it's depressing, but very happy... I just hope the new album isn't all happy and wwhatever, HIM is Love and Death, you know Meloncholic and romantic... I think it'll be good, they said it's going to sound more like their early stuff like Greatest Love songs, and they are gonna tour the US (I think) after the album comes out... so like November-ish... Can't Wait!

2005-06-07 [laugh insanely]: Woooott yeah I hope more Greatest Love Songs like, I truly ADORE that one.. the otherones TOO ofcourse...but that one has something special.. <3... Oh I hope they'll be touring trough europe soon.. they haven't been in the netherlands for a TOO long time.. I never saw them before.. *cries* but I can't wait.. *hmmmmmmmm <3 *... yeah well I heard Killing Lonelyness from the new album, and it is meloncholic, but also sweet... *points bazoookaa at Jonna*

2005-06-08 [Dark Sekret Love]: Yea, I heard Vampire Heart, live, it was pretty swell I'd say, I like it I'd say a mix between Greatest Love songs and Love Metal... I hope they come to redneck Texas, they've never come here before.... ::Grabs Pistol::

2005-06-10 [laugh insanely]: :P Hahaha yes I loved Vampire Heart too XD soo perrdy.. <3 ...Hmm =P Personally I'd like them to quit visiting the US and go to Europe, but I could see why you wouldn't agree =P Ghehe.

2005-06-10 [Dark Sekret Love]: Yea, but if they go to England, I could go, my dad was going to let me go see them because my family lives there, but it was already sold out!

2005-06-10 [laugh insanely]: =O Ooohh great! I have family in York, so maybe I would be allowed to england too... too bad Download is already this weekend..and not really near York.. O_o

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