Yukari: Damn you, chain. I'll show you someday!

Yukari: Oh no.. no! My measurements are se-cr-et! But it's not that I'm embarrassed to tell you because I don't have a good body. It's strange for me to say this myself, but the numbers are pretty nice. Geez, what are you making me say, you precocious brat, you!

Yukari: Chiyo-chan is only 10 years old, but she was admitted into high school because she is really talented. Don't bully her just because she's a brat that can study well.

Tomo: I'm Takino Tomo! I'm a loose cannon high school girl that's as energetic as they come!

Tomo: Sakaki-san. Your breasts are 8cm larger than mine, so move 8cm back.

Tomo: That's your nickname. Since you came from Osaka, your nickname is Osaka.

Kaorin: Hey, whatcha doing?
Osaka: You know those times when you can see the dust in your eyes? I'm chasing it right now.

Osaka: A shark is a type of fish. A dolphin is a mammal. Well then.. is a snail a bug?

Tomo: The terrifying moldy bread incident! In elementary school, Yomi's leftover bread started rotting inside her desk! you can't imagine what happened! Not only that, but the mold had a will of its own, it was terrible! Barricading ourselves in the science prep room, we used spirit lamps and engaged in combat! Then I realized it!! If we only had the bottle of mildew remover from the bathroom, we could destroy them!!

Yukari: The team that loses has to buy drinks, okay?
Chiyo: We're placing bets on this?
Osaka: Is it okay for a teacher to gamble?
Yukari: If nobody bets on anything, it's not nearly as fun! I mean, who the hell wants to exercise if there's no prize?

Osaka: I've always wanted to trip on a banana peel and fall on my face!

Yukari: (drunk) Like I always say, grilled chicken is best for me!
Nyamo: I think you've had enough for today. How about calling it a night?
Yukari: I'm just fine, captain!! If we can just make it to the end!
Nyamo: Where is the end?
Yukari: Got it?! To put it simply, the shish kebob thing! The chicken is me, and the green onions are you! Do you understand now?
Nyamo: Not at all.
Yukari: Heheheheh... that's why you're such an idiot.
Nyamo: What the hell did you say?
Yukari: And Yukari-chan is an English teacher so she'll marry into money... I'm so happy!

Tomo: Kimura-sensei, why did you become a teacher?
Kimura: Cuz I like high school girls and stuff!!

Yomi: Chiyo-chan, you can't swim?
Chiyo: I can dog paddle though.
Osaka: If you're gonna say that... dogs dog-paddle to swim. What about cats?
Tomo: They "cat-paddle".
Osaka: Then, does Chiyo-chan "Chiyo-chan-paddle"?
Tomo: I see.
Osaka: Then Yomi-chan "Yomi-paddles". We're even studying in the pool.

Tomo: Human bodies are lighter than water, so we should be able to float even if we don't do anything.
Osaka: Really? But if that's true, no one would die from drowning.
Tomo: Their bodies always float to the top.
Osaka: I see. I should be a corpse!

Yukari: Let's do a relay race! Battle of the Female Teachers! The Barbeque Cup Relay Race!
Nyamo: You know...
Yukari: Besides, our salary is the same, but you're in the pool and I'm in the classroom? What the hell is with that?
Nyamo: Well, that's because I'm the gym teacher and you're an English teacher.
Yukari: Then I'll quit being an English teacher! From today on, I'm a gym teacher!

Nyamo: I won the "Barbeque Cup Relay". Weren't you going to treat me?
Yukari: Nah. That was just because I gave it that name to pay my respects to the barbeque that I'd been eating. It's kinda like "Japan Cup" or something.

Osaka: In American homes..
Yukari: Yes?
Osaka: You can go inside without your shoes, right?
Yukari: Yes..
Osaka: Then what if they step on dog poop and go back inside home without noticing. What if the American dad, mom, brothers and sisters step on dog poop and go inside without noticing?

Tomo: Didn't you see my valiant actions last year?
Yomi: Yeah, I saw you. When you magnificently fell right in front of the goal and got into a big mess with the other runners.
Tomo: What?! Why can't you understand that I was just being an entertainer?

Osaka: Last night, when I was alone in my room, from out of nowhere... I smelled a fart that wasn't mine.

Osaka: I think that when Christmas-time comes...
Chiyo: Yes?
Osaka: There's a red-nosed reindeer. That's mean. "Your shining nose is useful in the fog..." The way he said it doesn't help at all. If you tell a bald man his head is useful in the dark, you'd get punched in the face. Santa Claus says such cruel things.

Osaka: But about a reindeer... what kind of a nose shines? How did he get it? Maybe it's not a reindeer. It could be something else..

Tomo: Great! I've never seen such a perfect yawn! It's like she came from the Kingdom of Yawning to spread her yawn to us! You're the Lord of the Yawn!

Tomo: If you ever become the president of America... When that happens, give me Hawaii.

Tomo: (while eating a pork bun) This sure is 100% pure beef!

Osaka: You have a swimsuit tan. You could jump in the pool naked and know one would know you weren't wearing anything.

Osaka: Three years went by so fast. Chiyo-chan has gotten taller. Sakaki-chan's breasts got bigger. I became more responsible.
Yomi: Hey, I can't let that one go!

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