Elwyne stumbled into the grounds around the strange house and looked around for the monster that she had followed there.

the monsters injured state made it cautious of the entirly new location...it snuk from bush to shrub lower then all four in a quarter cirkle back and forth...it carfuly observed every tree ,shadow ,and objeckt primativly assesing any threats befor it apeard befor elwyne...it positiond its body direcktly next to her nearly srubing against her damp close...as (they) walked further it arched upwards and began to limp again...its nose pointed straight forward...still it kept one sharp eye on the seemingly abandond house on one side and one perked ear twards the girl it traveld with on the otherside...its position between the girl and house was purpesly demonstrated in regards of a growing trust...

Elwyne was also very cautious of the strange house that she saw not very far. It didn't look very inviting, and she wondered whether or not anyone lived in such a shack. Elwyne smiled as the monster that she thought of as her newest friend appeared, though she didn't really understand why it stayed so close to her. She tried her very best not to trip on the creature as it pressed itself close to her side. 

Just then the mound of dirt that Elwyne had stepped on triggered one of the many traps around the house. The earth on both sides of the monster and
the little hobbit rose upward and inward like the sides of a venus flytrap about to close around the two figures inside.

the old mind of the monster had no prior concepts of traps...instead it counterd the walls as another person...starteld ,it rose tall on two legs looked down at the girl and began to effortlessly swing its fist full of claws against the unpenatrable wall...anger and fright rushed upwards into the monsters chest as it began to swing wildly about from one side to the other...with little progress and the stuborn state of survival the monster forced itself to jump digging its four legs into the side of the wall...it used its natuarl manipulation of body weight to uncontrolably shake the closing wall

Elwyne gasped and tried to escape the closing walls around her as the monster attacked them, but was unable to escape the closing trap. Instead she ducked down and wrapped herself into a little ball, hoping that she wouldn't get caught by the claws of the monster or crushed by the trap.

As the monster attacked the walls of the trap with it's claws, bit's of sod ripped off revealing the mechanical device underneath. Jets of some kind of liquid coming from some kind of bottle began shooting off between the two walls to cover everything in the center with sticky yellow green goo.

the stream of sticky goo that shot out nearly cought the monster face first ,but in the last moment it let go of the wall and stumble to the ground...a manouver that unluckyly coverd it with most of the goo...unawear of the girls curled formation it lets itself fall on its back sending a hard wave of pain that repelled off its broken ribs...coverd in random patches of goo it releases an intence ROAR...it mistakingly rolls to its side trying to regain its stance ,however it only pressed the sticky substance...almost permanetly locking it to the ground...without thought it used its powerfull back legs and pressed them against the wall...with all avalable energy it forced its legs stright ripping the goo that held it to the floor...one eye twitched as a chunk of furr remaind on the ground...it freed its side but the backward force cought its head against the other wall...stuck again...the back of its head against a wall and its forarm and elbows on the gound...the monster stuggled with the only body parts it had loose...its two leggs kicked back and forth for a short time befor it suddenly stoped to catch some despartly needed breath...

The walls of the trap didn't entirely close, they came up within a couple feet of each other and then made an annoying whistling and grinding sound before dropping back into their places in the ground with a thud. The goo continued to jet from the bottles for just a bit longer before they too shut off.

Elwyne was caught as the monster fell backward, though she was only caught by its shoulder. When it ripped itself back up Elwyne was left still stuck to the monster's shoulder by the gluey stuff that had covered them both. Elwyne waved her arms and legs and wriggled trying to get loose, but was unable to manage to do so.

wen the monster cant defeat an oponent it retreats and atacks from a diffrent side...no longer bound to the walls the monster saw its oppertunity to regroop...in all the confussion it did not realize the goo coverd girl was stuck to its right sholder...addapting to the situation the monster rolled its body sidways on the left side of its back...this area had very little goo OR furr left...it pushed itself backwards dragging its body on the ground ,franticly looking around for the girl...it reached a near by tree wer it managed to hide behind...

Elwyne got very dizzy for a moment as the monster moved around. But when he held still hiding behind the tree, she starting pounding her little fist on the part of him that she could manage to reach from her position on his shoulder. "Hey! I'm here! I'm stuck!" She called, hoping to get its attention.

the calling voice reached the monster ears from behind ,however it had no idea wat they ment...the bumping hand against its furr startled it as it spunn around quikly attacking nothing but air...it stared confused into the empty space for a short moment befor it realized the small amount of extra weight traped on his sholder...it suddenly stoped breathing and became silent as is VERY slowly kneeled down...it placed its hands on the ground infront of it and lowerd its entire upperbody...arched over its nose and neck somwat dug into the soil inorder to get the sticky girl as low to the ground as possible...

Elwyne wriggled a little more as the monster lowered itself to the ground, but she was well and truly stuck. Then she came up with an idea. Most of the goo that attached her to the creature was on her vest, since her arms and legs still seemed to be free. Maybe if she took off her vest, she could get loose. It was worth a try at least. So Elwyne carefully started to loosen her vest laces, careful not to touch any of the goo still sticking to it or to herself or the monster.

the smallest forest life can be found everywer...espesaly in dark holes...the kneeling monster tryed to wait for teh girl to dislodge herself from it...its paitiance would last untill a further threat arose...with its eyes scanning wat little section of the forest it could ,it lost track of wats directly infront of it...two small ants fought to carry a pile of dirt...a third ant crawled its nose and found the monsters eye...the monster did nothing but blink hoping the stuck girl would hurry...suddenly five ,six and twelve ants come marching...the monster violently sneezed as a few of them made their way up his nose...nolonger did the monster hold its ground as it jumped to its feet and started to smack itself in the face...with unorganized fingers it started to rub its nose against the tree...befor long it had rubed its soft nose skin raw...

Elwyne held on tightly as the monster suddenly surged up underneath her. She was already half out of her vest, and as the creature started to apparently attack itself she fell the rest of the way out of the vest and onto the ground, where she was immediately covered in clinging grass as well as the goo.

the monster stoped and looked at the fallen girl...it closed one eye and started to tilt its head sidways...befor its long ear reached its sholder it let off another extream sneez this time freeing itself from the ants...a powerful sneez that expelled the ants and snot all over its chest...the monster looked down at itself and could no longer tell the diffrence between the sticky goo and its own mucus...again it looks at the grassy goo coverd girl befor it turns and peeks around the tree...

Elwyne wrenched herself off the ground though the grass still clung to her and she carefully moved up beside the monster. She was careful not to touch the creature, knowing that it would be far to easy for her to stick to him again. She sighed breifly and pouted a little. Now it wasn't just her pants that needed mending, she needed to find a replacement vest too.

the monster glanced over at the sad faced girl one last time befor it desided to sneek around tree and investagate...it wasnt shure how to reack to the situation ,but somthing dew its nose closer to the old house...it took serveral small steps on all four to the other side of the tree...it stoped and streached its body out as far as possible befor it stood on two legs inorder to get a higher point of view...

As the monster stretched up, it passed through a motion senser that had been placed up high. Two things happened and one time. The sound of an oprah singer started wailing from inside the house, and a very small, green, fly-swatter came (seemingly out of nowhere) aimed at the monster's nose.

the sound of a strang song distrackted the monster as the green swatter came closer...befor it realized ,the oncoming trap had SMACKED its nose...a rather painless smack that only stung due to the raw nose skin...however the monster shook its head in anger and its neck furr began rise...it let off a loud roar that echod over the singing...it began to stomp forward with open claws on hands the streached from side to side...each step pounded its heart harder... 

Elwyne, seeing the monster getting angry scurried after it, trying her best to send soothing calm in its direction as it pounding forward toward the strange house.

As the monster walked forward it instantly set off a half dozen traps at once. Two little soda can shaped machines started spinning around the monster firing small squirts of pink and blue paint. The pink smelling of flowers, the blue smelling much much worse. One was a beam of light that should it hit either the monster or the small hobbit should change their skin and fur to something resembling fish scales. Another trap activated that shot water balloons, and another what seemed like mudpies, but on impact would make the people or creatures closest to it start laughing hysterically. Another was a beam that put things to sleep, and painted funny faces and mustaches on them while they slept.

wise and ready to the oncoming ,the monster dodge a few of the pain squirts ,however severl pink ones managed to hit him none the less...the bright beam light ,painfull to its eyes ,missed it compleatly as it snuk under the steam...sneeking under the beam of light put it direcktly in the path of several water filled baloons that poped with force ,but did not wash away the pink paint...with the combind forces of the gils mood altering powers and the mudpies that landed direcktly infront of the monster made it stop instantly...its streached arms coverd its stomach and it almost puked...it droped to all four and bagan to emit a akward sound..."HURR HURREH HURREHERR HURRRR HURRR"...during this its body began to shake almost like a convultion..."HURRRR HURREH HURRR ARRRUHHHHAAAARRR AAR AAR" it look back at the girl with compleat fear in its eyes and confusion on its face... 

Elwyne trailed the monster and luckily the creature kept the worst from hitting Elwyne, though she did get smutched with both colors of paint and splashed by water balloons. She was too short to get hit by the beam, which she had no clue how lucky she was for that, but she was close enough to the monster to get caught by the laughing mudpies. She chuckled and bit her lips together to try and smother them. She still managed to stumble over to the creature and reached up to try to pet its large head. 

"That's more than enough!" A cross sounding voice echoed from the house. Suddenly as if a switch had been pressed all the noises and traps stopped, frozen in place. A small young woman, though taller than Elwyne, stood next to a rubber mallet that was hanging in the door frame of the house. Her hands were propped on her hips and a scowl covered her scarred face as she stared at the intruders. "What do you think you're doing?" 

The laughter was cut off at the same time as the traps stopped. Elwyne gasped and panted for a moment, trying to catch her breath before trying to speak to the strange woman. "I... I'm sorry. We... we're from the Tavern. We were walking, and... well... we ran into these traps. We didn't know anybody lived here."

the monster looked around as it had compleatly forgotten its anger...it understood nothing of wat the new girl or its companion wer saying...instead it repositiond itself next to Elwyne and squinted its dark eyes at the stranger...even tho the strang new girl appeard harmless it would make no hesitation to attack her at any motion of agressive behavior...the monster couldnt help but smell the fresh scent blooming around it...it took several deep wiffs thru its nose wondering wer this new scent was coming from and why the onslought of strange wepons had stoped...

The woman grinned, showing a hint of fangs, it wasn't a pretty smile. "Of course no one lives here! I live here! So what do you want?" She didn't wait for an answer but turned to the monster. "What do you think you're supposed to be? A yeti? Bigfoot maybe? A turtle? I could fix that for you?"

Elwyne looked confused as the woman rambled. She stepped to the side as if to get between the monster and the woman who was glaring at it. "He can't talk. Not like us. He doesn't understand."