Demon Furbies with Wooden Spoons
2005...Late at Night

It was reaching closer to midnight and I was on the phone with my best friend [Zable] talking once more about nothing. When I soon realized that my mini-furbie that my grandmother had bought me..was in fact...starring at me...And possibly listening too...

My best friends had expressed her concern since I had gone quiet for some time..my only response was 'theirs a furbie in my room...'. Naturally, she was confused...so I explained to her what was going on...and this is how it all played out...

*Note: This whole conversation was done in a quiet whisper so as not to alert the furbie*

[Zable]... -[Miaye]
What? -[Zable]
...Theirs a furbie in my room... -[Miaye]
WHAT?! -[Zable]
Their is a furbie in my room -[Miaye]
Wait? What? Why? -[Zable]
I don't know, my grandmother bought it for me...and it's starring at me... -[Miaye]
Ummm...are you sure -[Zable]
Yeah...it's eyes are open and everything -[Miaye]
Uh...aren't furbies always that way -[Zable]
No... -[Miaye]
O.o? Okay...? So what is it doing now? -[Zable]
It's starring at me...I think it's gonna attack me while I sleep and kidnap me and eat me... -[Miaye]
Uh...how? -[Zable]
With wooden spoons...it's gonna call all of it's buddys and they're going to surround me and attack me with their wooden spoons... -[Miaye]
Why? -[Zable]
Because they know that I know what they're really doing -[Miaye]
And that is? -[Zable]
They're gathering intel, they're gonna have an uprising -[Miaye]
Uh...okay...how? -[Zable]
They're all going to be shipped to everyones door and then awake while they sleep and hold them hostage -[Miaye]
With wooden spoons? -[Zable]
Yes -[Miaye]
Why? -[Zable]
Because they're easier for them to hold. Very light, yet oddle painful -[Miaye]
And what are they going to do once they take over? -[Zable]
Something... -[Miaye]
Uh...huh... -[Zable]
Dude my furbie just moved -[Miaye]
Are you sure -[Zable]
He just blinked too -[Miaye]
How do you know that he's not just turning on? -[Zable]
Because he has no batteries -[Miaye]
O.O Maybe it really is true -[Zable]
See! I told you! -[Miaye]
Shhh...your gonna wake the furbie! -[Zable]
*Whispers* Sorry -[Miaye]
...So...The whole worlds going to be ruled by demon furbies with wooden spoons...? -[Zable]
...Yes -[Miaye]
Eh, could be worse -[Zable]

*Description of the furbie in question*
The furbie was one of the minuature ones with yellow hair, pink body, white belly, and blue eyes. If you see him, hide your wooden spoons, hunker down, and pray for day light.




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