Duck Hunter: Unlimited
2009-07-26

Me and Zable were cooking mojo chicken (omg, tasty) in the backyard with flys all around the grill, when she handed me a squirt bottle. This was the begining of a very slippery slope...

I found myself...crouched down at the floor...looking for my enemy...setting up a perimiter around me. I watched...as they slowly creepy forward towards me...plotting my demise. Those horrid little creatures...I reached for my only weapon...a squirt gun...armed...and ready.

The first enemy approached...slowly I took aim...and...squirt! The enemy had been squirted! Not defeated though, oh no...The my weapon needed some upgrades before that would happen...

So I adjusted...to my death ray. Took aim...and another enemy had been conquered!

...But I hadn't found their base just yet...

Slowly I crept forward...hunting my enemy...when...I became over run by them! Their forces were everywhere! They were at my bases gate! Quickly, I shifted to my gun to gatling gun mode and layed seige to the inproaching enemy forces!

After I had managed to fend them off...I began to hunt once more...slowly making my way thru the long grass...when I spotted them...their forces out numbering the stars...

I approached...slowly...cautiously...and planned my attack...

...Sniping...taking off enemy after enemy from a secure location until their were none left...then...I made my way back to base and reported it...so that I could go home...

...I still see their faces to this day...





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