Why would I make a good literature judge?

1. I recently graduated with a Bachelours in English and Creative Writing from University.

2. I have even more recently completed the Wales Arts Review Critic Mentoring program, which means that I have experience reviewing items of literature and media, and can give appropriate responses.

3. I have a wide range of interests and I am not limited to a small personal preference bubble.

4. Quite literally nothing shocks me any more.

5. My life is a mess and I have little else to do.

6. I have managed to have at least four arguments without crying.

7. I am sometimes funny.

8. I am not Mort.