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2009-03-27 12:33:13

Last author: Tekkon KinKreet
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This is the hit request form. You fill this form out and then send it to me. You, the sender, and I, the hitman, will be the only ones who knows who the target is, unless of course you tell someone.

Name:
Target name:
Reason for contract: If it's cuz someone pissed you off, sorry. Go somewhere else, or do it yourself. Guards prolly won't like it though.
Requested style: Ex. gangland, mafia, black ops, in your face, etc etc.
Special message: This is optional and can be anything such as a rose on the corpse, a saying to tell them before they die, or anything like that, but be careful, this could give away who ordered the hit.
Other info: Anything else you may want included. Don't go overboard however, as this limits my ability to be creative.

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2009-12-08 [The Black Goat]: ATTACK! *flies at you claws unsheathed yowling fiercely*

2009-12-25 [Tekkon KinKreet]: *disappears* hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

2010-03-27 [The Black Goat]: I'm back lol Just graduated from BMT

2010-05-12 [Tekkon KinKreet]: congratulations, i'm back too.... but.... i didn't really do anything... WAIT! I GOT MY LICENCE! lmao

2010-06-29 [The Black Goat]: SWEET! I wish i could drive.... :( ..... *randomly tosses a ferret onto your head* Attack Jynx!

2010-06-30 [Tekkon KinKreet]: *runs away with a rabid ferret giving him an impromptu haircut* driving is easy... its doing it illegally and not gettin caught thats a little tougher

2010-08-14 [The Black Goat]: lol yeah.... HEY! What is you doing to my baby!

2010-08-14 [Tekkon KinKreet]: *ferret now has reverse mohawk* much better

2010-09-03 [The Black Goat]: nice ^^

2010-09-09 [Tekkon KinKreet]: this is dead, but about to be reviiiiiiiiiiiived.

2010-09-09 [The Black Goat]: WOOT! My killing spree shall continue!

2010-09-10 [Tekkon KinKreet]: so.. should we consider ourselves zombie hitmen/women now?

2010-12-14 [The Black Goat]: ... I IS NOT A ZOMBIE!!!!! *spazzes and cuts off a random persons head*

2010-12-14 [Tekkon KinKreet]: messy... but efficient

2011-01-06 [The Black Goat]: you want to know what ive always wanted to see?

2011-01-06 [Tekkon KinKreet]: ?? we're all waiting with bated breath

2011-01-07 [The Black Goat]: if one were to use a steam roller as a weapon do you think all the inside would pop out of the head like toothpaste?

2011-01-07 [Tekkon KinKreet]: hmmm.... maybe there is somewhere on the web that has information?

2011-01-07 [The Black Goat]: i suppose so, hope no one ever looks in my search directory

2011-01-07 [Tekkon KinKreet]: bahaha they would think you were some kind of mafia hitman or something. that would be classic. i can imagine the phone call to the police.

2011-01-08 [The Black Goat]: i do look up some weird things........ plus it prolly doesn't help i have a copy of the anarchists cook book on my main hard drive lol

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