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Whahaha, Shit the bed! Well howdy folks, come on in!

Take an image from this page and you will end up like fish boy!

Filthy Little Secret...In case you are not sure of our rules and regulations....

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The Man of The House!

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"Why you ask? Why is not the question. How? Now that's a question worth examining. How could I, being born of uhhhh...such conventional stock, arrive the leader of the rebellion? An escapist from a conformist world, destined to find happiness in only what cannot be explained?
I brought you here for a reason, but unfortunately you and your sentimental minds are doing me no good!!! My brain is frozen! Locked! I have to break free from this culture of mechanical reproduction, and the thick encrustations dying on the surface..........Oh Christ, ahhhh, fuck it."


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WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!?!


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I wanna be loved by you, just you, and nobody else but you! Booboobadoo!

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Little Wolf & Stuffy

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Look at that radiant smile....How is that scary?

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FUCK YO MAMA!
FUCK YO SISTA!
FUCK YO GRANMA!
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MOST OF ALL, FUCK YOU!

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Bill?? He's been a reaaal blessin'! Behold...Fish Boy!!

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Ladies and germs...its SHOWTIME!!

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"Heeheeheeeee...Tiny ain't got no car...he ain't ev'n gotta bicycle."


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*coughs up blood*

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Get your Shit in the box!!

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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tiny
Tiny who?
Tiny fucked a stump!

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The Story: The sequel to "House of 1000 Corpses" centers on a band of bounty hunters led by Sheriff Wydell's brother who is fueled by revenge when he finds out that his kin was slain by the Firefly family. The film will pick up shortly after the first with the Firefly clan going on the road after their house is burned down and a few family members have been gunned down during a police raid.

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Mother Firefly from Devil's Rejects. =O Its not Karen Black? =*(

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2004-10-08 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: anyway...the point to all that WAS....The game reminds me of 28 Days Later...*giggles* Sorry......but yea...the game is scarier than the movie....

2004-10-08 [Monoxide Child]: haha, thats kool though. Your right, Cabin Fever wasn't scary at all, just a dumb disease (and that Dennis kid pisses me off). The other two, however, I rather enjoyed ^_^

2004-10-08 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: Well, now that I think about it, Cabin Fever might be good if ya watch it knowing it was about some sickness. I didn't know that when I got it, and I was thinking it was some horror movie with some freaky scary thing in the woods....so it's just that because it wasn't, I was dissapointed....I'll watch it again from the perspective of knowing it is about a sickness....*ponders* Are the other two that he thought was really cool the chics???? Giggles*

2004-10-08 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: Oh ya want to watch a movie that is stupid? NO! Stooooooopid!!!! House of the Dead! OMFG's I cannot believe it was ever made into a movie. IF they gave out awards based on movies stupidity, this movie would take them all. I love making fun f dumb movies, but I couldn't even sit through this one all the way to do it.

2004-10-08 [hERO79]: I couldn't even sit through that piece of shit. Everything about that movie was bad. I mean it physically hurt me in places. Such as the fight scenes combining rap music and Matrix style effects. And to add more injury to all of this is that they're making a sequel!!!!! The guy that directed this is the worst to come around since Ed Wood. But at least Ed Wood movies were fun in a so bad it's funny way. Next up for this punk is a adapation of the game ALONE IN THE DARK. I never played it so I can't say it stays true to the game or not, but from the quick trailer I saw it looks to be the same House of the Dead torture.

2004-10-08 [hERO79]: There's a link to his newest abortion: Alone In the Dark trailer.

2004-10-11 [Monoxide Child]: My next "horror movie to see shall be either The Grudge or Saw. "He doesn't want us to saw through the chains....he wants us to saw through us!" hehe, I love that

2004-10-11 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: I just NOW saw the preview for Saw.....yes......that will be another I want to see....YAY!!! Finally some good creepy movies.

2004-10-11 [hERO79]: THere will be an unrated version of Saw when it hits dvd.

2004-10-11 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: Cool!! That;s even better...Oh yes it is.

2004-10-11 [Monoxide Child]: hehe, hellz yeah! Gotta get the DvD (that is, if I like the original movie)

2004-10-12 [hERO79]: You need to start a Friday the 13th page. These pages are so cool it's just sad not to see a Jason one.

2004-10-12 [hERO79]: Cool Devil's Rejects mock up poster!!!! I just saw that.

2004-10-12 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: So true hERO!!! WHY...WHY have I not thought of that....I will...I will do that now.

2004-10-23 [Monoxide Child]: hehe, yeah!! I love that poster! (I found it in my long search of horror shit)

2004-11-05 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: I must find more images for this page....

2004-11-05 [Monoxide Child]: And I'll help! (that is, if I must...)

2004-11-05 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: if you want...you can...I'll not mind...*giggles....and wonders*........WHY do I giggle so much???

2004-11-06 [Monoxide Child]: hehehe, erm..cause its in your nature?

2004-11-06 [IwAsBuTaMnOmOrE]: *giggles* yea....I think you just might be right....

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