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2007-01-21 18:35:50
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How To Care For 
Your Pet Emo...



One day, Coba and Fwanki found something... An emo something. This emo something became their pet. The happy couple named their slightly depressed pet Deki. The trio stumbled over a problem however; how do you actually care for a Pet Emo?

!!Top Essentials!!

~ Make sure your Pet Emo has a Collar with an ID tag
~ You must take your Emo to get a vaccination for rabies
~ Kepp your Emo on a leash, if you're talking it for a walk, or taking it anywhere off your own property.
~ Give your Emo a proper shelter. Ignoring this could result in being accused of Emo Abuse
~ Make sure your Emo recieves regular medical Check ups
~ Hair Straighteners are a must. Without these, your Pet Emo may get the FRIZZY HAIR OF DOOM
~ Love them. Your pet emo must be loved or it'll run away! =0

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Alcohol Wine and Vodka
Cigarettes Not Richmond Super King
Chocolate Galaxy or Cadbury

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2006-12-24 [Rainbows And Scene Kids]: So basically you are saying that emos are animals?
why does everyone find this so funny?

2006-12-24 [Corazie]: No. Only Deki is...

2006-12-24 [Rainbows And Scene Kids]: thats not what you seem to be implying.
if someone made a wiki called "how to care for your pet african" itd be considered incredibly racist, it would imply that you thought africans were below you.

but since its emo no-one seems to care?

2006-12-24 [Corazie]: Emo is a modern thing: a fashion/music scene really.
This wiki's here for fun, how does it offend you?

2006-12-24 [Rainbows And Scene Kids]: I know exactly what emo is xD thats why im offended.
it just really seems like you are saying that emos are beneath you and like dogs etc etc.

2006-12-24 [Corazie]: Oh no. My dog is above me... He has more pressies than me...

2006-12-24 [Rainbows And Scene Kids]: No But You Know What I Mean.

2006-12-27 [BEATBOX ROMANCE.]: Omg. She Made This Wiki For A Laugh. You know Like Hahaha. Its A Joke.. Most Of Her Friends Are Fucking Emo..
Deki/Demi, Is Their Friend. Christ! Lighten Up!

2006-12-28 [Lady Neit]: well said lala...

2006-12-29 [Rainbows And Scene Kids]: Well For People Who Dont Know That, Its Easy To Come To The Conclusion That Its An Emo-Hating Wiki, Which Are All Over The Place Now.

2006-12-29 [Lady Neit]: its not an emo hating wiki though. an emo hating wiki would be alot more harsh than this

2006-12-29 [BEATBOX ROMANCE.]: Ugh. I Think Anyone With Half A Brain Could See That This Is A Joke!
Seriously, Get A Life!

2006-12-30 [Lady Neit]: ....Luff mah Deki ^_^

2006-12-30 [BEATBOX ROMANCE.]: Mee Too!

2006-12-31 [Lady Neit]: yay

2007-01-21 [Lady Neit]: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST!!!!!!!


a pet emo can be a boy too!!
how the fuck do you think they breed??? yeah they're bi- but thats recreational!

2007-10-16 [Corazie]: Deki ran away T_T
I wish she'd come back to town

2007-10-23 [Lady Neit]: yeah mee too

BUT WE SAW HER ON SATURDAY!!!!! until she went to kazbats... [sp xd]

2007-10-24 [Corazie]: We should see her this Saturday!!! ^.^

2007-10-26 [Lady Neit]: YEAH

2013-01-05 [Yami]: This makes me want to draw cute little chibi pictures to go with XD

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