User: [Pnelma Tirian]

Name: Jonathan Strange (Or Tom Joad, or John Galt, or Jeffrey Peacock, or Samuel Langhorne Clemens, or Bill Starbuck, or John Brown, or Milo Minderbinder, or whatever literary reference he thinks of at the time)

Age: 42

Clothing: Jonathan Strange wears a ratty hobo trenchcoat with the collar popped up and heavy boots. Underneath the coat is a bomber jacket with a pistol in the pocket. Underneath THAT is a cheap tuxedo. Underneath that is a Pink Floyd shirt. Under that is a wifebeater. Under that is skin.(finally!) He also sometimes wears pants.

Body: John Galt is an altogether unimportant-looking man, with a frighteningly generic face. He's of an average height, and of an average build. His skin is a balanced light peach color, and is often patched with dirt and grime.

Weapon: Bill Sikes isn't fond of using violence for anything, but when push comes to shove, he can pull out the snub-nosed pistol in his jacket pocket, or one of his two shivs, or the mace he keeps in his back pocket, or the taser in his trenchpocket, or the shotgun in his shopping cart.....

Personality: Tom Joad appears friendly, and confident, and trustworthy, and headstrong, and maybe he is a few of those things. But what he is most is fickle. He's got an incredibly intelligent mind he uses to keep track of all of his many, many lies, and who he's known as to whom when, and all sorts of information. He has a relatively mild multiple personality disorder, but not to the point of schitzophrenia.

History: He used to be a pretty highly-esteemed defense attorney. He still is, and has a great deal of money left over from it---not that money has much value anymore---and, more importantly, connections to the higher powers that be.

war to end all wars