Lesson 4 - Please

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2007-11-11 19:54:50

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Please

More commonly used as:

plz, pwez, plez, pleaz, pleas, puh-lease, pweeze, puhweeeeeeeeeeeeeze (Baby talk isn't cute anymore, assholes)

Of course, again these are all just what I can remember, don't count on my memory.

The definition:

-To give enjoyment, pleasure, or satisfaction to; make glad or contented.
-To be the will or desire of: May it please the court to admit this firearm as evidence.

Now kids, don't get all antsy in your pants because there were sexual inclinations here. This is a time for learning, and it's not sex-ed. Now, back to business. Many of you might think it's easier to just type a few letters as a substitute for this word, but all it is is rather annoying.

P-L-E-A-S-E
That's not so hard is it? I know, I know this is one of the longer and more difficult words. I think you can do it though. Try it out, see how it feels. You may like it, you may not. Either way you're going to follow these simple directions, that way we can be certain no 'accidents' might occur.

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2004-07-03 [Ham]: p-l-e-a-s-e, may I eat my pencil now?

2004-07-03 [Seamless]: Yes you may, I suppose :S

2004-08-08 [*_* Smiley on Ecstasy]: Also, you can't forget "Pwez"

2004-09-20 [Ham]: thank you *munches happily*

2004-10-15 [Ukia]: Why are you eating a pencil, Ham?

2004-10-22 [Phenomenon]: And I always thought pls was an abbreviation of please, like aub of als het u belieft, or svp of something french I can't spell, s'ill vous plaît?

2004-10-25 [Ukia]: one l, not two

2005-03-30 [manwe]: there is NO abberviation of the word "please".

2005-05-03 [me ina metal band]: plzplzplzplzplzplzpzlpzl uhf awerhiwefhaierhfp eurhtiuerhhrgergh eo (I DID IT!!!! I REALLY REALLY DID IT!!!) *jumps in excitment*

2005-05-18 [me ina metal band]: u seriously waste your time doing this??? you kno we're only gonna keep using 'plz' and all the other words u dun like so wats the point????u could be like helping poor kids er sumthing ||| you're pathetic.....

2005-05-19 [Seamless]: Well, my dear...you know that we're just going to keep bitching and complaining about it so what's the point of telling us not to? You have just wasted two minutes of your life, thank you..come again =D

2005-08-08 [Nicoda]: s'il vous plaît *hehehe*

2005-08-28 [Tyrana]: Hey... don't pick on the metal bandie. She spends her spare time helping poor kids. ...Er sumthing.

2005-09-15 [Nicoda]: ok

2007-07-07 [speakyourwords]: lol, this is great.

2007-08-11 [Seamless]: And I spend my spare time helping idiots, we're both do-gooders =D

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