"Grab my ass again and I'll break your fingers," Lulu threatened. She thrust Lucas' arm back at him. She moved up in the lunch line, sliding next to Anka. "Seriously, why is he so desperate?"

"Why are you so touchy?" Lucas countered.

"Probably because my ass feels like a pin cushion," Lulu replied.

"I think it's more like the lack of romance," Lucas cut in.

"And what do you know about romance?" Anka asked.

"Hey," Nami and Chloe stepped into line behind Lucas.

"What'd we miss?" Chloe asked.

"Long line," Anka shrugged.

"And Lucas was about to tell us about romance," Lulu added.

"Really?" Nami asked curiously.

"Well, Lulu is touchy because she has sex and is gone, and she craves cuddling and affection, maybe a few light kisses," he caressed her cheek, "Somebody to stare into your eyes and tell you how beautiful you are, and brush the stray hairs from your eyes..."

Lulu jumped backwards, slapping Lucas' hand away from her. "What's wrong, sweetie?" Chloe asked.

"He...he got me wet!" Lulu squeaked.

"What? Do me!" Chloe said quickly. "I mean...I don't believe it..." she laughed nervously.

"Somebody's hit a dry spell..." Nami muttered dryly.

"I'm a Gemini," Lucas muttered.

"What does that have to do with anything? Lulu's a Gemini too," Anka cut in.

"I can use my tongue," Lucas winked at Chloe, taking her arm and licking her wrist. "See, slowly licking you everywhere would make you sooo wet..."

"And smell like spit," Nami added.

Lucas turned to Nami, leaving the startled Chloe in place. He stroked Nami's cheek with one hand, running his fingers through her hair, "Ready to sleep with me yet?" he whispered as he ran his fingers down Nami's neck.

"Not a chance. And if you ever get this close again I'll castrate you," Nami said firmly.

"Lucas! What the hell are you doing?" Nagi demanded.

"He's just trying to turn me on and prove that he knows everything about women," Nami said nonchalantly.

"B-but...Nami's a fire sign...it always works." Lucas stroked his chin.

"Now, epic fail on me," Anka offered.

Lucas smirked, pulling a chocolate bar from out of his pocket. "I'll pour chocolate all over your body and lick it off..." he whispered/

"Yummy," Anka grinned. "Nagi, got money? I want a candy bar now."

Nagi passed her a dollar bill, "Why are you doing this?"

"Because Lucas is an epic fail," Nami replied.

"Well, half...he left those two stunned..." Anka waved her hand in front of Lulu and Chloe, both of who didn't move or blink.

"I have more techniques!" Lucas insisted.

"Well, I've got time. Feel free to try them all," Nami laughed, cutting past him in line.