Character name: Malachy (MA-la-kee)

Position in society: Pirate Lord (don't think 1700's pirate, more like... long boat with rows of oars, medieval style pirate)

From the Kingdom of:
the Rivers

Age:
23

Appearance: Malachy just screams evil little prick. But a hot evil little prick. He has a pointy face with a sharp narrow nose, thin smirking lips, a narrow chin. He’s very pale with some dull brown freckles sparsely covering his cheeks. His eyes are thin, almost squinty and yellowy amber brown. He’s a vibrant red head, his hair a kinda rusty red. It waves around in a hot but cocky way. His teeth are straight, but to the yellow side, adding venom to his sneers. He has a small but toned body structure. He isn’t dependant on strength as much as he is speed, though he has a punch most people do their best to avoid. He’s got a kinda quick weaving boxer thing going on where he’ll dart about and break your teeth and black your eyes before you even noticed he was swinging at you. He’s 5’9”, so not very tall, and it over all a little snot.

(Brief) History:
Malachy was a runaway, drunk and abusive parents who I’m sure are to blame for his… behavioral problems. The crazy. At the time, many of the river pirates were united under a man named Dagda, and they basically had organized crime on the seas (/rivers mostly). Dagda was badass who made all of his men very rich. He was a master thief. When Malachy joined and was, herms… 17 abouts, they hooked up. Myes. As in boyfriend/boyfriend. Dagda wasn’t exactly Malachy’s type look wise, but he did rock out loud so that was good enough. So, basically, serving a few years as Dagda’s butt boy for lack of better words, Dagda began to value Malachy’s opinion, seeing that he is a very smart and clever young man. So he became like, second in command/adviser/butt boy. What an impressive résumé. Anyway, Dagda is mortally wounded in a raid and on his death bed he hands his power over to the young gent he’s been screwing, and needless to say, the other pirates thought this was unfair and stupid ass. They were inches from stabbing the little puke to death before Malachy asked that he prove himself and lead the best raid in history. Greedy as ever and without anyone else coming up with bright ideas, they decided to let him have a go at it, and did he deliver. He turned out to be a very good leader and strategist. So they all began to like him. Which also meant he slept around a lot more. Being a little pervert, like hell was that a bad thing.

Personality:
Evil. Malachy is a perverted, egocentric, borderline sociopath. He has no guilt, no mercy, not pity, he doesn’t care about anything about amusing himself and keeping himself alive. He loves to mess with people. He loves showing off the point that he’s in charge and anyone who messes with him will end up needing dentures. He’s a bully, but one that will likely kill you, or, if you’re his type, molest you. He may be small, and young, and attractive, but maaan. No one is safe from him. He’s not even really into the looting and plundering… maybe some of the raping, the nasty. It’s not money he cares about, it’s being on top and doing anything he wants as long as he gets his army of rapscallions gold to roll in. He’s a dangerous, mentally deranged little fuck and he is in the best position to inflict mayhem.

Patron god (if you have one):
Lir

Talents:
He’s very manipulative, and ask around, most people will inform you he’s very sexually talented. And by most people I mean, like… lots of people. He’s a whore. Butt Pirate. His hand to hand is insane. He’s fast as hell and like I said before, he has a nasty punch. Also he’s good with a sword, I mean, not super awesome, but certainly rather talented.