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People Who Should Die by My Hand

This is a list of people who no longer have a right to live. I want them dead and will make it happen at my earliest convenience. Most of these are self-explanatory, but I'll clarify for those who don't know me very well. Without further delay, I present to you :

THE SHIT LIST

I've decided that in the spirit of being a human being and all, I might just forgive all those assholes who have offended me in the past. They know who they are, with possible exceptions being people I've never actually met before. . . Anyhoo, I'm starting the list anew so beware and be nice. . . :D

The guy who sold my engine out from under me is a piece of shit who should die and rot in Hell. MY GODDAMN ENGINE! MINE ! ! !
Sprint PCS phone service blows fucking monkey balls and should not be allowed to exist let alone charge me 300 dollars a month for a cell phone. Cocksuckers. *spits at them*

2005-08-08 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: You were the one in taco bell....i just laughed after you said it.

2005-08-08 [The Crimson King]: O, yeah, cuz it said win a million bucks but it was only like 80,000 american XD. I remember. . .

2005-08-08 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: YES YOU REMEMBER NOW...It would take a nice firm smack on the ass to jog your memory right?! *rears hand back*

2005-08-09 [The Crimson King]: josh said to put some stank on it this time...

2005-08-10 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: oh no worries josh...will do..........*rears hand back farther*

2005-08-10 [The Crimson King]: smack him harder, this time, harder goddamn you! ! ! !

2005-08-11 [prisoner#81378]: I saw that dumb shit at Taco Bell....'WIN A MILLION PESOS!!!' Wtf?

2005-08-11 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: There's only soo much i can do with my hand...let me see *eyes wall of torture instruments* ...what shall it be???

2005-08-12 [The Crimson King]: I've said before and I'll most likely say it again. Pesos are worthless. WORTHLESS GODDAMN YOU! ! ! !!

2005-08-12 [prisoner#81378]: lol...a friend recently brought some old ass coin over....it looked old, anyways....but it was just from 1983. He asks me to look up this 'rare Mexican coin' on the net to see what it was worth. It was a freakin 20 dollar peso, worth like $1.75.....lmao....

2005-08-12 [The Crimson King]: Ahahahahahahaaaa. That's awesome. It proves me theory right. Pesos ARE GODDAMN WORTHLESS! Freaking Mexico with all their currency. Fuck them.

2005-08-12 [prisoner#81378]: Pesos....Mexican whores earn 50 pesos Ill bet.

2005-08-12 [The Crimson King]: so, just over four dollars then? Hell yeah, buy me a big beefy man prostitute. . .

2005-08-12 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: yes but honestly...would you want to get ahold of a big beefy MEXICAN man prostitute? You know how mexicans treat their women. ^.^

2005-08-13 [The Crimson King]: But I'm a man. He'll treat me with equal respect.

2005-08-13 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: like I said....they treat their...women...badly. (Calling you a woman HELLO?!)

2005-08-13 [The Crimson King]: Yes they certainly do. *shakes fist*

2005-09-29 [Lady Murder]: i thought i was on your shit list. damn i guess i should take you off mine then.

2005-10-02 [The Crimson King]: lol. You ARE on the shit list Cat, but you're on the one that I actually have already made-up plans to kill. Feel special! Oh nad the end is near. . .lol.

2005-12-13 [Chocozuma's Revenge]: This is where I'd be running for my life...

2005-12-13 [The Crimson King]: yes, run little rabbit run

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