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You know you're an anime fan when-

1.) Your clothing shows your fav anime.
2.) You call your dog Shinji.
3.) You perform a canon ball dive into a pool while yelling "Spirit Bomb!"
4.) Your house has an anime room.
5.) You and your friends flash peace signs and take girlish poses when you are happy.
6.) You get an anime tattoo. even though you're scared of needles.
7.) Your walls are covered in wall scrolls and posters from your favorite series.
8.) you use the term 'Kawaii' to describe everything.
9.) You try to convince your girlfriend/boyfriend that 'cat ears' and 'a tail' really looks good on them.
10.) You can sing songs from your favorite shows, in Japanese, even though you don't speak Japanese...
11.) You have legally changed your name to that of your favorite character.
12.) You wear a necklace and fall every time someone says "sit boy".
13.) You insist on having an entrance that includes spotlights, music, and raining cherry blossoms (while you hold a rose if you're a guy).
14.) You play an instrument and you nick name it Inuyasha
15.) For valentines day you buy a stuffed dog and make up a Japanese name for it
16.) If you get mad at your teacher and draw a picture of her as an anime demon cat.
17.) You always have your hair covering your left eye and always flipping it so you look like an anime character.
18.) You think that falling flat on your back with your legs in the air is a normal reaction to big news.
19.) You shave a crescent moon onto your cats head, dye the cat purple, then take it to school and insist it's Luna, your talking cat.
20.) You go around town trying to eat donuts and act all crazy-like, all the while saying you're Vash the Stampede.
21.) To resolve a conflict, you insist on a duel.
22.) The employees at Gamestop know you and tell you when you walk in if they've gotten a new shipment of anime DVDs.
23.) You waste countless amounts of hair gel to get that "Goku look"
24.) You believe a person can be severely beaten in the head with a large hammer, stick, etc...and still come out alive.
25.) You have a moment of confusion whenever you go to school because there are no girls in those tiny little skirts that come with their school uniform
26.) You yell out 'Baka hanyou Inu-Yasha!' at your birthday party and everyone (except your parents) knows you're talking to your boyfriend.
27.) You tell your parents you need to stay out past curfew to save the colonies.
28.) Each time you see a stray animal, you turn your hat sideways and throw one of those plastic Pokeballs Burger King was giving out in their kids' meals yelling, "POKEBALL, GO!"
29.) You add "no da" to the end of all statements you make
30.) The majority of your CDs are Japanese or the English version of a Japanese soundtrack or the English soundtrack of an anime that just decided that it would use English in its songs.
31.) You misplace your manga and someone at school you don't even know gives it to you saying they knew it was yours.
32.) You incorporate Japanese, somehow, into every class.
33.) You use random Japanese words such as baka, kawaii, and hentai.
34.) You try to read every book from right to left
35.) You take a break from watching anime to go to your computer (nicknamed Lord Conti) to download anime (for previewing purposes only! ;) ) while visiting your favorite anime forum while listening to Japanese web radio...
36.)You call your parents Oka-san and Otou-san
37.)You'll risk grounding to get good new fanfic.
38.)You insist on chopsticks for everyday use.
39.) Your bookshelf is filled with anime boxed sets and no books
40.)You stop listening to the radio because English makes no sense to you anymore and it's your first spoken language
41.) You call yourself "otaku."
42.) All of your family portraits have been altered to the proper super large eye size.
43.) Your dreams are animated.
44.) You hold your eyes wide all day trying to make them stay big
45.) You run out of space on your computer because the hard drive is taken up by hundreds of anime pics, mp3s, midis, and music videos.
46.) You spend all night trying to figure out how many people you can get to go in with you on buying the complete collection of Sailor Moon episodes in Japanese.
47.) You spend your whole spring break working on an anime webpage.
48.) You expect to see a teardrop over someone's head when they get embarrassed.
49.) You start to speak with an odd accent.
50.) You can watch two animes in the same room at the same time and still have the TV off.
51.) You know your favorite character's bloodtype.
52.) A couple is breaking up and she yells "heartless" and you reach for the nearest broom and yell "Protectga"(Or trinity or what ever you think is funnier)
53.) You know the (English and/or especially Japanese) voice actors' birthdays... and you celebrate them.

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THE HAPPY SONG, BY LIAM LYNCH
I am really special cuz there's only one of me
look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me
when I'm sad and lonely, I like to sing this song
it cheers me up and shows me that I won't be sad for long
oh oh oh I'm so happy, I can barely breathe
puppy dogs and sugar frogs and kittens, baby teeth
watch out all you mothers, I'm happy, it's hardcore
happy as a coupon for a $20 whore
ha-ha-ha hah
I'm really happy, I'm sugar-coated me,
happy, good, anger, bad, that's my philosophy
Spoken: I can't do this, man. I'm not happy.
I am really special, cuz there's only one of me
Look at my smile, I'm so damn happy, other people are jealous of me
These are my love handles, and this is my spout,
but if you tip me over, then mama said knock you out
I am special, I am happy, I am gonna heave
Welcome to my happy world, now get your shit and leave
I am happy, I am good, I am...
Spoken: I'm Outta Here! Screw You!

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THE STONERS PLEDGE
peace, pot, tequila shot, Jesus luvs you stoned or not, sex, drugs,rock+roll, speed, weed, birth control, life's a bitch then u die, fuck the world lets get high.we are stoners we have class, mess with us we'll kick your ass, so to all you preps who think your cool go to hell cuz stonerz rule

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Obnoxious Things To Do At The Pool!

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Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, ''Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....''
Sit on the top of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and go ''Dammit I knew I shouldn't have had watermelon before I came here.''
Insist that you saw a monster at the bottom of the pool.
Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say ''HA-HA, fooled you!''
Scream as someone is trying to do something when jumping off of a diving board.
Tell people you saw the lifeguard pissing in the pool.
Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed.
Try to negotiate the price of getting in.
Take a long time when you are on top of the high dive and then act as though you were pushed off.
When in line, ask strangers if they think invisible people get a discount.
Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say ''Wheee! I'm Batman!'' while running around.
Hit strangers with your wet towel.
Throw people's things into the pool.
Sing and dance on top of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your grande-finale.
Play Marco-Polo by yourself.
Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.

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1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
4. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
5. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
6. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
7. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?
8. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
9. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?
10. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
11. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist?
12. Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposite?
13. Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
14. Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
15. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
16. If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?
17. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
18. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
19. What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
20. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me... they're cramming for their final exam.
21. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
22. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail?
23. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
24. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
25. Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
26. Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
27. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
28. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

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These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on the bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
The product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on the body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)(Whose body?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive a car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5-year-olds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to using in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this...)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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