2009-11-21 [Ravendust]: lol

2009-11-21 [wicked fae mage]: Richard Dawkins for the atheists xD

2009-11-21 [Ravendust]: nice

2009-11-21 [wicked fae mage]: He is hilarious, even if you're religious. He reads his hate mail and he can't stop laughing during one:

Haha you fucking dumbass. I hope you get hit by a church vna tonight and die slowly.

2009-11-21 [Ravendust]: lmao, oh, and Cara has me into True Blood... I need to find a way to watch the series ><;;

2009-11-21 [wicked fae mage]: LMAO! I got her addicted to it while she was here. I'll get my quotes page.

2009-11-21 [wicked fae mage]: Bill Compton: (to Sookie as she helps Eric) What are you doing?
Sookie Stackhouse: (spitting out a bullet) I sucked silver out of Eric's chest to save his life, even though I really didn't want to.
Eric Northman: ...She was superb.
Bill Compton: Eric was in no danger.
Sookie Stackhouse: W-what?
Eric Northman: A tiny falsehood.

"Don't say UH-OH! Vampires do NOT say UH-OH!"~Sookie Stackhouse

Lafayette: Scuse me. Who ordered the hamburger... with AIDS?
Redneck: I ordered the hamburger deluxe
Lafayette: In this restaurant, a hamburger deluxe comes with french fries, lettuce, tomato, mayo, and AIDS! Do anyone got a problem wit dat?
Redneck: Yeah, I’m an American and I have a say in who makes my food.
Lafayette: Aw baby, it's too late for that. Faggots been breeding your cows, raisin' your chickens, even brewin' your beer long before I walked my sexy ass up in this mother f***er. Everything on your God damn table got aids. Well all you gots to do is say hold the aids here. Eat it! Bitch, you come into my house ,you gonna eat the food THE WAY I F***IN' MAKE IT! Do you understand me? Tip your waitress."~Lafayette

"What the f*** is it with white people and jello? Sookie don't need no bad ju ju cookin'. Smell this. You can smell the fear and nastiness coming up off that kern-bread."~Lafayette

"Y'all excuse us. I need Sookie upstairs. Just give us a little girl time. Come on Lafayette."~Tara

Lafayette: "Hey, hooker. How you doin’? What you doin’ here?"
Tara: "I work here."
Lafayette: "Oh, no, the hell you don’t."
Tara: "Oh, yes, the hell I do too, you ugly bitch. You need to make peace with that."
Lafayette: "Sam done lost his damn mind."

"There are favors, and then there are FAVORS."~Eric Northman

Eric: "It's always a pleasure doing business with you, Dr. Ludwig."
Dr. Ludwig: "F*** OFF!"

Jessica imitating Bill: "Jessica I have errands to run. Errands that do not require your presence, so remain here and do your best to stay out of trouble."

Arlene: "What are you doin' in here? It says women on the door!"
Lafayette: "So what are you skank hoes doin' in here?"

Sookie: "He's your maker, isn't he?"
Eric: "Don't use words you don't understand."
Sookie: "You have a lot of love for him."
Eric: "Don't use words I don't understand."

Lisa Fowler: Can we see your fangs?
Eric Northman: *draws his fangs as she flinches* Don't you like vampires, little girl?
Sam Merlotte: Eric!
Lisa Fowler: Our almost step-dad hated vampires, but we don't.
Coby Fowler: He went on a vacation with Jesus.
Pam: You make me so happy I never had any of you.
Eric Northman: Oh come on, Pam. They're funny. They're like humans, but miniature. Teacup humans.

Eric: "I hope you will enjoy your blood substitute which is costing me $45."
Bill: "Oh, I have no intention on drinking it. I just want you to pay for it."
Eric: "Oh, you're so mature."

2009-11-21 [Silver Moon]: what are you guys talking about by the way?

2009-11-21 [wicked fae mage]: True Blood. It's a vampire series on HBO that is based off of The Southern Vampire Mysteries series of novels by Charlaine Harris.

2009-11-21 [Silver Moon]: I love that series!!!

2009-11-21 [wicked fae mage]: Me too ^_^
I <3 Eric Northman *drools*
And I respect the actor since he turns down "the hot guy" roles for interesting things like Johnny Depp and other awesome actors do

2009-11-21 [Silver Moon]: I know

2009-11-21 [Ravendust]: doesn't help me find a way to watch the episodes :P

2009-11-21 [wicked fae mage]: Come here where we have both seasons and bring Carrie so she can watch them too

2009-11-21 [Ravendust]: yeah but... how would we get there?

2009-11-21 [Silver Moon]: pouts* I wish I could do that too. if only I had the money to get them from Wal-mart or something...I wonder if the library around here would have it

2009-11-21 [wicked fae mage]: Uhhhh....*strokes chin* Come over in December and stay while Matt is out of school and stay until you can watch them all

2009-11-21 [wicked fae mage]: PDF files

2009-11-21 [Ravendust]: lol, it would take like... 2 days to watch 'em all :P, but when in December?

2009-11-21 [wicked fae mage]: I'm not sure. I'll get back to you when Cal's semester ends

2009-11-21 [Ravendust]: kk