MORE USELESS INFORMATION ABOUT ME, MOI AND YOURS TRULY

IF I WERE

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If I were a profession I'd be: unemployed.
If I were a body of water I'd be: The Dead Sea. Mmmm floating.
If I were a piece of candy I'd be: A jawbreaker. It suits me. Lol.
If I were a famous building I'd be: The leaning Tower of Piza
If I were an ice cream flavor I'd be: Strawberry Cheesecake.
If I were a board game I'd be: Operation. Don't touch the sides! BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! Butterfingers!
If I were a feeling, I'd be: Apathy.
If I were a city, I'd be: Bangkok. C'mon guys, you're asking for it . . .
If I were a color, I'd be: Crimson. Say it out loud with me. CRIMSON. It screams pompous ass and snobbery.
If I were an anime, character I'd be: Um. Does Speed Racer count as an anime? Cause I'd be the guy with the black spiky hair.
If I were a celebrity, I'd be: David Schwimmer. Not sure why but that's how it is so deal with it or end your own life. The choice is yours.
If I were a movie, I'd be: Kung Pow! Awesome movie. Our. Sexual. Preferences. Are. Our. Own. Business. ROFLMFAO. XD. Hahaha.
If I were a month, I'd be: December. Cold and distant
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: Monday. Hated by many, especially the working class. Goddamn Proliteriat. You'll get yours. Materialistic pieces of shit
If I were a time of day, I'd be: Dusk. I like the word and the lighting is just so fucking awesome I can't stand it.
If I were a planet, I'd be: *snort* Uranus. XD.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: Great White Shark.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: A recliner. Sit on my face!
If I were a sin, I'd be: Lust. You saw that one coming.
If I were a liquid, I'd be: KY warming liquid. Not cause of the sexual nature, just the feeling of the stuf on my skin. Awesome.
If I were a tree, I'd be: Weeping Wilow.
If I were a bird, I'd be: Red-Tailed Hawk. Tseeeeeeeeeeeeer ! ! ! ! !
If I were a tool, I'd be: Carson Daly. Lol. OH! You meant like power tools. K. Ummmm. An icepick. Lol. Yeah
If I were a plant, I'd be: Penis Fly-Trap. I meant Venus.
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: Dark and stormy.
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: A clarinet. Blow me.
If I were an animal, I'd be: A LIGER DUH. Bred for my skills in magic. GOSH!
If I were a sound, I'd be: A Raptor scream.
If I were a material, I'd be: Leather. It gets so much action.
If I were a taste, I'd be: Bittersweet.
If I were a word, I'd be: Clusterfuck, fucktard, goonfuck, buttmunch. Any of the four.
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: A scowl.
If I were a shape, I'd be a: Triangle. Isn't it obvious?
If I were a number, I'd be: odd.
If I were a band, I'd be: Papa Roach.
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: A Griffin, Half eagle, half lion. What's not to love.

RANDOM FACTS

Number of siblings:: 2, my brother corey is 11, and my sister Marquitta is 17.
Glasses/contacts?:: I need em, but I don't got em.
Game on a cell phone:: Tetris. You knew that.
Scent:: My Curve deodorant.
Cereal:: Peanut Butter Crunch. Mah GAWD!
Website:: www.boredatwork.com
Cartoon:: Beast Wars. Righteous, righteous!
Play an instrument?:: No, josh is gonna teach me the bass.
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?:: Hah! I don't even sleep that much. unless you count sex too.
Have a cell phone?:: Duh, you doomus.
Like to play sports?:: Martial arts. I also have a football fetish. Does that count?
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?:: We have three right now and I love it. I love it!
Have any special talents/skills?:: I AM a special talent.
Excercise daily?:: Yeah, I'm a health FANATIC!
Like school?:: Nope. That's a stupid question.

CAN YOU

Sing the alphabet backwards?:: No, and I don't want to.
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?:: So what, you wanna fight about it?
Speak any other languages?:: Espanol. Lol. Me llamo Peggy Hill.
Go a day without food?:: Lol. Yeah, I've went like three before but you can't tell to look at my sorry ass.
Stay up for more than 24 hours?:: Yeah, I have. It was a marathon sex session and I won. They said it wasn't a competition but that's what losers always say.
Roll your tongue?:: Yep. I'm a nasty whore and I deserve to be spanked.
Eat a whole pizza?:: Yeah. I don't wanna but I can if need be.

HAVE YOU EVER,

Snuck out of the house?:: Lol. No. Never had to. Parents didn't give A SHIT.
Cried to get out of trouble?:: Yeah, it wasn't my intention, but I passed that class with a B. Lol.
Gotten lost in your city?:: Nope
Seen a shooting star?:: Lotsa times.
Been to any other countries besides the united states?:: Unfortunately no.
Had a serious surgery?:: Not yet, but one can hope. . .
Stolen something important to someone else?:: Not yet, but if that fucker do't shut up, his banana is mine! !
Solved a rubiks cube?:: Once, but then I sold it for ten bucks after messing it up again. Dumbass kid. . .
Gone out in public in your pyjamas?:: Of course. Of course I also sleep naked . . .
Been in a fist fight?:: It was pretty one sided, but yeah. He lost miseravly and everyone laughed at him. It was great.
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?:: Not milk, Coke, and that shit burns like fire!
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?:: No. Self-control people, goddamn.
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?:: No, I have this thing where I'm not stupid. . .
Swore at your parents?:: Yeah, but they did it first.
Been to warped tour?:: Nah.
Kicked a guy where it hurts?:: On accident, but he won't touch me again. I guarantee.
Been to a casino?:: I wish. Gonna strike it rich. SEVEN BABY! Yeah!
Ran over an animal and killed it?:: Not yet, but the law of averages says it must happen . . .
Broken a bone?:: It wasn't mine. . . : )
Gotten stitches?:: nope. I needed them though, Goddamn steel rod.
Had a waterballoon fight in winter?:: Pneumonia really isn't my thing.
Drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour?:: Milk sucks.
Made homemade muffins?:: Yes. Blueberry cheesecake.
Bitten someone?:: My boyfriend. Bastard deserved it.
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?:: No. I have no desire to see a bunch of stupid fucking cartoons walk around. . .
More than 5 times?:: No, thank god. See above question.
Been to niagra falls?:: Nevcer ever seen a picture of it.
Burped in someones face?:: Lol. Once again, my boyfriend and he deserved that horrid horrid stench.
Gotten the chicken pox?:: Yeah.

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU

Brushed your teeth:: All the time.
Went to the bathroom:: Yeah, I pee all the time.
Saw a movie in theaters:: Yes. Amityville Horror. The new one. Go see it now, I commadn you!
Read a book:: Yep. Lasher by Anne Rice.
Had a snow day:: Yeah, but not enough of them.
Had a party:: Yeah.
Had a slumber party:: NEVER AGAIN, I SAY. I wound up playing spin the bottle with Amy's dad, and it didn't stop there. . . My butt still hasn't gotten it's feeling back.
Made fun of someone:: This morning I think. Too many to remember. . .
Tripped in front of someone:: Never. Perfect grace and perfect balance. I am perfection.
Went to the grocery store:: Thursday. I spent 105.00 and now we're out of food. . . :(
Got sick:: A few weeks ago. I threw up things I've never even eaten,like a tire. True story.
Cursed:: I AM a curse. Fear me and tremble. Or suck my cock. Whichever comes first.

PICK ONE

Fruit/vegetables:: Fruit. It suits me. Lol.
Black/white:: Black, grim and dark.
Lights on/lights off:: On if you're hot, off if you're not.
TV/movie:: Movies. Martial arts movies and anything scary. Amityville Horro. Wooot!
Car/truck:: Car. Dodge Stealth, in fact. Pickups blow retarded monkey ass.
Body spray/lotion:: Lotion. It's good for man-to-man sex. The backdoor needs a little grease. Roflmfao.
Cash/check:: Cash. Show me da monay, biatch.
Pillows/blankets:: Blankets can fold up into pillows, and they're warm. Like death. Wait, that's the sun. Never mind.
Headache/stomach ache:: Stomach aches don't piss me off and make me an asshole. . .
Paint/charcoal:: Paint. It smells like euphoria. . .
Chinese food/mexican food:: I won't do it! You can't make me pick. . .
Summer/winter:: Warm, warm summer.
Snow/rain:: Rain doesn't pile up or condense into ice and help kill people on the streets. I choose snow.
Fog/misty:: Fog, it's all mysterious and sexy . . .I mean mysterious.
Rock/rap:: Rock on, bitch lamp!
Meat/vegetarian:: Lol. I like meat.
Boy/girl:: Boys are better. Physically and they're more skilled at having sex with me.
chocolate/vanilla: VANILLA. No chocolate for me thanks.
Sprinkles/icing:: Icing. Sprinkles remind me of bloody handprints and razorwire . . .
Cake/pie:: cakes and pies cakes and pies. lmao. Deuce Bigalow.
French toast/French fries:: Toast. Lots of syrup with sugar on top. . .
Strawberries/blueberries:: Strawberries during sex, blueberry cheesecake muffins after.
Ocean/swimming pool:: Swimming pool. Most of them don't harbor jellyfish and man-eating sharks.
Hugs/kisses:: I love kissing, but hugging is good too.
Cookies/muffins:: Muffins, unless they're oatmeal raisin.
p33n/bewbz:: ummm. i like dick if that's what it's asking . . .
Wallet/pocket:: wallet full of money and pictures of all my hoes. . .Who'm I kidding. I'm lonely and poor. Are yoyu happy now ?! ?! ?! ?! ?! ?! ?!?
Window/door:: Door. Windows lie to me.
Emo/goth:: Both make me wanna shave off my nipples with a cheese grater.
Pink/purple:: Purple. It represents my people. . .
Cat/dog:: Cats. Dogs are stupid and have no fucking use whatsoever. I hate them and will soon destroy every last one.
Long sleeve/short sleeve:: Short, of course.
Pants/shorts:: Why wear either? Naked is better.
Winter break/spring break:: Spring. Winter break is all cold and shit. Fuck that.
Spring/autumn:: Either. They're both awesome. . .
Clouds/clear sky:: Fluffy white clouds or a clear day. Both are cool by me. . .
Moon/mars:: Mars. There might be sexy Martians.

FRIENDSHIP

How many friends do you have?:: I have a lot but most never call me or return my waves in public. *sniff*
What are their names?:: They know who they are . . .
Do you have a best friend?:: I have a few.
Have you ever liked one of your friends?:: Uh-huh.
Do you have more guy friends or more girl friends?:: Girls. I'm gay. Perpetuating stereotypes . . .
Have you ever lost a friend?:: A couple, but I found them hiding in my garage . . .
Have you ever gone to an amusement park with a friend?:: Six Flags. Unfortunately Blair was there. <<shudder>>
What’s an inside joke between you and a friend?:: Note to self- BITCH LAMP! ! !
Have you ever gotten in a big argument with a friend?:: And I won, by God.
What’s the nicest thing you’ve ever done for a friend?:: Hehe, well. I got nothin. I loaned her money.
What’s the nicest thing a friend has ever done for you?:: He loaned me money to fix my car.
Do you miss any of your old friends?:: the ones that don't suck ass now . ..
What friend have you known the longest?:: Nicky.
Do you regret anything you’ve done to a friend?:: Yeah, I had sex with her. ((vomit)) Blair is a nasty fucking whore and I rue the day that I met her.
If so, what is it?:: I just told you. GOSH!
How often do you spend time with your friends?:: When I stop time I usually spend a minute or two with them then I speed it up so that i'm 21 and can buy booze . . .
Do any of your friends drive?:: The good ones. . .
Has a friend of yours ever died?:: Not yet, but if he pisses me off ONE MORE TIME. . .
What’s the dumbest thing you’ve done with a friend?:: Sex with Blair.
What do you think your friends think of you?:: They wanna fuck me raw . . . It's true.

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP

Have you ever been in love?:: I am right now. I love Twinkies . . .
If you have, with who?:: Josh. I just stalked Chris. It wasn't love.
Are you single?:: Nope. Happily taken and getting laid.
Do you believe there dais someone for everyone?:: Not for Cicel. Lol.
What is your idea of the best date?:: As long as I really like the person and we have fun, I really don't care what we do . . .
What was your first kiss like?:: Sloppy.
How old were you when you got your first kiss?:: 12
Do you think love is a load of shit?:: When it pisses me off.
What’s the best experience you’ve ever had with the opposite sex?:: Sex.
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?:: i'm not, but I've had both.
Have you ever been dumped?:: Yeah, that bitch.
Have you ever dumped someone?:: Yeah, she was a bitch.
What’s the most sexual thing you’ve done with the opposite sex?:: I've had sex. I didn't know It got more extreme than that. i'm not into like the swing or breath play or anything like that, ew. . .

WORD ASSOCIATION

Slippers:: banana peels.
Hat:: trick
Hard:: hared faster.
Free:: porno
Space:: balls
Taste:: the rainbow
Good charlotte:: pig vomit
Red:: heart
Deep:: anus
Heart:: of stone
Cord:: less phone
Cheese:: wheel
Rain:: acid
Work:: hard hat
Pedal:: metal
Head:: banging
Bed:: mattress,
Fluff:: erection
Hardcore:: xxx action
Race:: human
Knife:: jackknife
Jump:: splatter

I....

am:: dustin
want:: power, love, money but not in that order.
need:: see above.
crave:: see above. crave and want are synonyms.
love:: Josh
hate:: chris
Did:: naughty things in the bathroom. . .
feel:: like dog-shit run over twice. . .
miss:: my old life . . .
am annoyed by:: my second job.
would rather:: recieve a blowjob from a shark. . .
am tired of:: stupid people
will always:: love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwahhhhhiiiiiiiiiiwilllallllllllwaayyyyyssssslovvvveeeeeeyyyyyyyooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.

SILLY STUFF

What is your favorite genre of music?:: Rock. Hard as a cock. I mean rock . . . lol.
What time is it now?:: 11:54 am.
What day is it?:: Wednesday.
When’s the last time you called someone?:: Just a few minutes ago.
How much money do you have right now?:: About 1500.00
Are you hungry?:: Starved . . .
Whatcha doin?:: this survey, you goonfucking, asshatting, fucktarding,cock-hungry,ball-draining, cum-guzzling, gutterslutting, bitchlamping asshole.
Do you like parades?:: If they throw candy . . .
Do you like the moon?:: It's so awesome. You know, I had sex with the moon one time. . .
What are you going to do when you’re done with this?:: Probably jerk it.
Isnt cup a funny word when you repeat it over and over?:: No.
If you could have any magical power what would it be?:: Telekinesis. Show those bastards at the bank . . .
Have you ever had a picnic?:: Of courthe thilly.
Did you ever have one of those skip-its when you were young?:: Nope.
What about sock em boppers?:: Nope, but my cousin did, and I popped em. That's right. . .
Are you wearing any socks right now?:: I am. Does that turn you on?

DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

funny?:: yes
pretty?:: no, but i'm told I am.
sarcastic?:: no. not at all. never.
lazy?:: too lazy to answer . . .
hyper?:: not really. I have a metabolism
friendly?:: yes. Wanna see my basement?
evil?:: Muahahahaaaaaa.
smart?:: yea.
strong?:: nope.
talented?:: at certain things. ask me later.
dorky?:: sometimes.

FOR OR AGAINST

suicide:: for it. If you wanna kill yourself. Go ahead and do it. Save the world some trouble. If you wanna die, then you deserve to. Have at. . .
love::All for love, baby.
drunk drivers:: Against. Gamble with your own life assholes.
airplanes:: Never been on one but I give them my personal seal of approval . . .
war:: Against it. Mind your own fucking business until it becomes your business.
canada:: Against. Blame Canada.
united states:: O yeah. We rock.
rock music:: Rock uh . . . rocks.
gay marriage:: All for gay marriage. We're people too goddamnit.
school:: For school.
surveys:: I'm filling one out aren't I?
parents:: I have them, they take care of me if I need it. End of story.
cars:: I LOVE cars. . .
killing:: If they deserve it, of course.
britney spears:: Kill the bitch. She deserves it.
coffee:: Caffeine. Woot!
pants:: Nude all the way.

WOULD YOU EVER

Sky dive?:: Not a chance.
Play strip poker?:: Already have . . .
Run away?:: No, I'm too old and that's stupid anyway.
Curse at a teacher?:: I have before. . .
Not take a shower for a week?:: That's disgusting you nasty bastard. . .
Ask someone out?:: Duh.
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?:: I have before, but nothing serious. . .
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?:: Of course I would. . .
Go scuba diving?:: Sounds like all kinds of fun. . .
Write a book?:: If I could stick with it I would. . .
Become a rockstar?:: If I had the talent.
Have casual sex?:: I do, and it's great. . .

LAST QUESTIONS

What shampoo do you use?:: Suave- Color Care.
Whens the last time you did something sexual with the opposite sex?:: Last night. It was amazing. . .
What kind of computer do you have?:: emachines.
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?:: No.
Or just make out?:: I make out after the movie . . .
How many posters do you have in your room?:: a few. . .