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I hate how they do that!

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Thats very true...

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If you want a banner, remove the stars.

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Members:

Owner: [de Morte]
Donator: [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata]
Donator: [Nazarath.93]
[Shooting Star Shadow]
[Wulf Skjaldr]
[~morbid~abyss~]
Donator:[roslyn]

This site is also linked to If we all listened to god...

Now, I've had some comments from the peanut gallery ([Nazarath.93], [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata], and even [Wulf Skjaldr]) that I may need to describe why I made this page. Well, it was intentionally made because the main picture inspired me, but I do have other reasons for making this page.

Many people have came to me in my life trying to tell me that their religion is best, that I will be blessed and will go to heaven, that my sins will be forgiven and blah blah blah...I'm sick of it! I will never believe in what they do, I never truly have.

I'm sick of being forced to go to church and forced to "pray," forced to pretend to be something I'm not.

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Why Can't I Own a Canadian?
October 2002

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22 and cannot be condoned under any circumstance. The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a east coast resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative:

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific laws and how to follow them:

When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15:19- 24. The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination - Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? - Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted fan,
Jim

Web pages!

http://www.geocities.com/missus_gumby/tract.htm
http://www.abarnett.demon.co.uk/atheism/
www.zeitgeistmovie.com

Donations of images or links to web pages are always welcome!

2008-06-06 [Eloura]: *epss and giggles* I hve been caught!

2008-06-07 [Shooting Star Shadow]: -puts you in a cage and hands you froma tree branche- mmmm

2008-06-08 [de Morte]: I would rather not say this, but could you please move to another wiki?

2008-06-08 [Shooting Star Shadow]: -shrugs- wiki's dying as is anyways -drags the cage away-

2008-06-09 [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata]: It's an informative wiki, and the only reason I stopped talking is because I don't want to 'interrupt'

2008-06-10 [de Morte]: I think that happened to too many people.
This wiki is pretty much to show my opinion and views about some religions, and I update it when I find something interesting that I would like to share.
There are plenty of other wiki's out there for that sort of behavior, but this isn't one of them
I'm not kicking you out, but I would like that conversation moved elsewhere.

2008-08-06 [HardRockAngel]: <img:http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a99/elskestar/Other/sorry-i-missed-church.jpg>
great xD
I would put this up in my house, if it wasn't from the hate-mail that would follow then =/

2008-08-06 [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata]: It's you're own choice, if people want to judge you, it's there problem.

2008-08-06 [Shooting Star Shadow]: thats why they invented the block button if they give you hell

2008-08-06 [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata]: Exactly! ^^

2008-08-07 [Shooting Star Shadow]: plenty of pricks on my block list for being asses

2008-08-08 [de Morte]: I love that button!

2008-08-08 [Shooting Star Shadow]: it's bloody awesome ^^

2008-09-13 [HardRockAngel]: Yes the button is great, but I tend to be someone who wants to make friends, not enemies =3

2008-09-18 [Cyrano meets Merso]: You guys say that religious people show stuff down throats? Well this is kinda the same...
Loved the leather...but your enemy isn't the religion, its the people who mallpractice it(one day Ill have to learn how to spell that).Now go ahead and have fun with the block button::)

2008-09-18 [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata]: If you've read the previous comments, you'll realize this conversation has been had, the wiki was made due too the first picture, and it's about people, not the religions themselves.

2008-09-18 [Cyrano meets Merso]: true true...woow, look really,still the stickers don't seem to be...and I guess I dont have to mention the insulting parts do I::)
Anywho, have fun::)

2008-09-18 [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata]: We don't like ignorance. XP

2008-09-19 [Cyrano meets Merso]: I won't comment anymore, since it would probably turn out in a really boring debate or even a conflict.so as I said,have funn

2008-09-19 [Neferoth, the lethargic stigmata]: I try and avoid conflict, what's the point of them anyways, And debates get boring, so do what you want cause' a pirate is free, and you are a pirate! Haha, good song. XP

2008-09-20 [Cyrano meets Merso]: lol::)
Yar, it be pirate talkin' dee all redey?naah...I just cant do it::)

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