(you can use this as a banner, but there are more so check them out!!)

[ANNOUNCEMENT: i have been surfing the net and have decided to put uch more onto the wiki. There will be a separate page for all major characters, and one for all the more major off-beat ones. Plz message me if you have any ideas for separate pages!!!!] [chasingpeace]

[continued: I have also made a new page for fan art. You can draw anything that has to do with Red Dwarf, or anything that was inspired by Red Dwarf...have fun!!]

Hey! I'm [chasingpeace] and I run this page. It is for people who have seen the show Red Dwarf and think it is hilarious or good in any way.

Red Dwarf Theme

these are the real lyrics!

It's cold outside; there's no kind of atmosphere
I'm all alone, more or less
Let me fly, far away from here
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun

I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose
Drinking fresh mango juice
Goldfish shoals nibbling at my toes
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun
Fun, fun, fun, in the sun, sun, sun


This shows (from left to right) Lister, Rimmer, Cat and Kryton...just so you know

For those of you who stumbled here, Red Dwarf is a series by the BBC that has had 8 seasons, but have not made any since (damn them!). It is about the misadventures of a very unsofisticated ( i hope i spelt that right) guy, Lister, who gets stuck 300 million years in deep space with a lifeform that evolved from his cat (he is human but very narcisstic and has fangs, and a short attention span),Cat, a hologram (very annoying guy, failed an exam 11 times, has had sex only once, but thinks of himself great, a very big brown nose), Rimmer, and a series 4000 android, Kryton ( he was made to serve and obey humans, but thanks to 'Mr. Lister' he has been able to break his programming somewhat and be able to insult, lie, be smug, and other various human things).


The tiny ship Starbug, the crew travel onto planets with this...and they have to live in it when they actually lose the mining ship Red Dwarf.

In the U.S., it happens to be on PBS or the public broadcasting channel, but i have no idea about any other place. So, If it sounds interesting to you, you can watch it every saturday except when they have that stupid parade thing and ask for money. They only have it on sometimes then. Check it out it is hilarious!

Here is another song from Red Dwarf. Tounge-tied. A section of the 'music video' was first shown in the beginning of an episode where cat is looking for a specific dream on a dream-scanner thing (i dont know!) and finds this instead. The full version can be seen on either the Smeg Outs or Smeg Ups tape.

Tounge Tied

When I saw you for the first time (first time)
My knees began to quiver (quiver)
And I got a funny feeling (feeling)
In my kidneys and my liver (digestive system baby)
My hands they started shakin' (shakin')
My heart began a-thumpin' (boom, boom, boom)
My breakfast left my body (huey, huey, huey)
Now darling tell me something

Why do you make me tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied
Whenever you are near me? (near me)
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
Tied tongue (tied tongue)
Whenever you're in town
You make me feel a clown, girl

Yes, you make me tongue tongue (tied tied) tongue tied
Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly)
Tied tied, tongue tongue (tongue tied, tongue tied)
Whenever you're around

I saw you 'cross the dance floor (dancin')
I thought of birds and bees (reproductive system baby)
But when I tried to speak to ya (talk, talk)
My tongue unravelled to my knees (flippety-flippety-flop)
I tried to say "I love you" (love you)
But it came out kind of wrong, girl (wrong girl)
It sounded like "nunubididoo" (tongue tied)
Nuh-mur-nuh-murh-ni-nong-nurl

That's 'cause you make me tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied
Whenever you are near me (near me)
I'm nurmy murmy (nurmy murmy)
Murmy nurmy (nurmy murmy)
Whenever you're in town (in town)
My trousers they go brown, girl

Yes, you make me nongy nangy (nangy nongy) tongue tied
Why can't I tell you clearly? (clearly)
Be-dobby-durgle (dobby durgle)
Tongue tied (tongue tied)
Whenever you're around

Oh, I'm beggin' on my knees
Sweet, sweet darling, listen please
Understand me when I say
Gedurble-diggle-doggle-niggle-foggle-nibble-nay

I'm trying to say I'm tongue tied (tongue tied) tongue tied
Whenever you are near me (really)
I'm nurmy murmy (nurmy murmy)
Murmy nurmy (murmy nurmy)
Whenever you're in town (in town)
I drool so much I drown, girl

Yes, you make me nongy nangy (nangy nongy) ningy nongy
Why can't I tell you clearly (clearly)
Ge-dobby-durgle (dobby durgle)
Durgle dobby (durgle dobby)
Whenever you're around (around)
Whenever you're around, girl



I hope the movie comes soon!

Red Dwarf Members<go here to put ur name and join.

Red Dwarf banners< go here to look at all 11 badges!

Lister<Listers page!

RD Episode of the week script of synopses or both of this weeks episode viewed in the states.

Red Dwarf fan art<put your fan art here!

[Note: Comment about whatever you please(besides patronizing complaints about how this wiki and/or/it's comment box is run). Yes, there will be idle chitchat that has nothing to do with Red Dwarf at times, but once there is a bit of Red Dwarf speak going on, everyone will most likely join in.]