Squirrel Haters United !

Squirrels are evil, satonic creatures,(or underevolved apes as i like to call them..~Mr.Shroom). A selective few are being chosen to fight! We are open for any members. WE WILL KNOW IF YOU ARE A SQUIRREL! ([Snowboarding Zombie] was here as well) TRAITORS WILL BE SHOT, SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN! (only joking. . . maybe. . .) If you take a ranking someone already signed up for, you will be terminated! If the rank you want is taken, send me a message and I'll see what i can do! After your name, type in your choice weapon and its name!
~(shrooms are good for your health, Mr.Shroom)
I, [Raesha], leader of this army, has signed a Peace Agreement with the Squirrels Are Cool . We are not to destroy a squirrel unless it attacked you first.
...i [Snowboarding Zombie] declare i was here....muhahahahha


General: [Raesha] Fire Blade (some kind of sword)
Colonel: [Snowboarding Zombie] ...old french bread.....fear it...
Commander: [the prick of love, the blood of hate]
Spy 1: [irish kitten]
Spy 2:[Lily~]
Spy 3:[Lady Lucifer]
Spy 4: [Lady_Elowyn] Pellet gun! (My best friend is utterly terrified of these... creatures. Seeing as she has no Elftown account and would probably be too frightened to battle them herself, I'll join for her!)
Spy 5:
Sniper 1: [Saphira]
Sniper 2: [Raventhorn] Mortus(latin for death) {Sniper Riffle}
Sniper 3: [Spearhead Assualt] Xoen, the human typhon (is vash!)
Sniper 4: [XxTsomexX] Damn evil little things....
Sniper 5: [Harms_Way]
Foot Soldier 1:[Goten]
Foot Soldier 2:[BEATBOX ROMANCE.]
Foot Soldier 3:
Weapon Master:[gypsygirl] AK-47 or a red rider bb gun
Doctor: [I stabbith ye] - A bag of Nuts....*isn't a squrriel spy* o_0...(lol...he said nuts...~Shroom)
Nurse:
Nurse:
Scientist: [half-demon gurl] Testaiga (demon sword)
Psychiatrist: [silverhotfox] Aurora Luna
Arsonist: [DemonBunny (penguins will rule you all)] The Spork of Doom!...(whats a spork?...~Mr.Shroom)(half fork, half spoon it's the spork! AHHHHH!)(no way, thats awsome...damn..wheres my spork!)
Mascot:I AM THE MASCOT!!!...A SHROOM!!..~Mr.Shroom...

Beware the pink squirrel tattoo. Members of the Squirrel mafia have them. Anialiate them and ask questions later!
[Raesha]<-she eats squrils for dinner...words of wise from..
[Snowboarding Zombie]



wow...these things are ugly..like muntant....
no wonder we want to kill em....
~Mr.Shroom