Strat's Roster

A [Stratakus] Production
This page is for pics of all my friends from offline who's pics wouldn't otherwise be on Elftown.

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Emily Grace Merrithew [sevengem]
A.K.A: Kitten, Emma, Puff, Ben Diddler!
Current Status: She graduated from a Web Design college and still lives at home with her parents and younger brother. She worships Matt Good, loves Tostitos with cheese and salsa and is very opinionated. The guys and I have managed to turn her into a Final Fantasy fanatic and she's obsessed with Shadowhearts. She managed to max out all the character's sphere grids in FFX. Right now she's in University taking Japanese and other stuff she doesn't talk about much so I bet they're boring.
Friendship: I believe the first thing we ever talked about was bad mouthing this little stoner guy who had grass clipping and claimed it was weed. Ex-girlfriend of 2 year relationship from the end of grade 10 until just after graduation. She doesn't talk to me much anymore one on one, which gives me saddness. I still concider her a good friend though.

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Joel Doug Mason
A.K.A: Stretch, Wanker, Gwydian, Fly Diddler
Current Status: Living in the room abovee me, going to school to learn... stuff... I'm not sure. All Iv'e heard him talk about was Watching comedy movies and reading some books and writing reports on them. He works for that Walmart cult in the grocerie department.
Friendship: Oldest and longest lasting friend since Grade 7, broght together by Animorphs. We have our differences, but we kind of compliment eachother, my being carefree and reckless, him being more reserved and thoughtful. We're almost equals and occasionally mistaken for brothers and our b-days are only 12 days apart. I just dont' ask him to make a split second decision. A split second for him is about three days of "Well... maybe... but what if... I think I should... but if I..."s

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William G.D. Pugh
Pics of him up on The Willie Files
A.K.A:Willeh, Big Willie,
Current Status: Spending most of his time eating, sleeping and blaspheming. He enjoys randomly saying Satan, talking about Ryan's Mom and fondling his nipples. Spends his free times drinking and smoking and wishing he weren't a virgin.
Friendship: The opposite of my style, but when it comes to personality, him and I could shock some of the worlds biggest perverts. He's not afraid to say whats on his mind, and whats on his mind is usually some joke He's big into Anime (Hentai especially), Drawing, Climbing big things and then jumping off of them, such as churches and houses.

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Ben Bruce Hayward
[sadrx]
A.K.A: BeNinjaMan, The Land Lord
Current Status: Emily's boyfriend, a 6'7" dreadlocked artistic 18 year old cheerleading tree humper. His ass knows Latin, and he uses alot of big fancy edumicated words. I'm told he's like a mix of Me and Joel. He's so good at arguing, he'll argue that there are somethings he can't argue with you about! He's taking Arts and recently had all the guys and me working on a film invilving jumping off of the house from a running start.
Friendship: I guess I was the first friend Em introduced Ben to. He earned his right to hang with the possee by not only accepting my challenge to a wrestling match on a 30 foot snowbank outside Dairy Queen, but sustaining blood damage and keeping a good sense of humor over it. He's just as willing to hump inanimate object as I am. Finally I won't be the only one doing strange risky stuff because everyone else fears for their safety or their "Macho Reputations". Ben has climbed trees with me and even made monkey noises at passers by! He also now owns the house I'm living in and is right next to me in the basement.