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This stupid thing hasn't worked in years! I don't know why it hasn't been replaced yet... so here's this new one! (2011-02-14 22:27:03)



I suspect this thing is no longer accurately representing the number of visitors. Unless we had a sudden surge of over 360,000 visitors in the last few days, this number should no longer be trusted. It was at like 1,500 or something last time I remember. I dunno. It may have been significantly more or less. - 2011-03-14







I find nothing funny about this, I find it sad really, cause there isn't anything interesting about me.

-We know, that's why it's funny!

Uh huh... Riiight...

-We ARE right. We are /b/.

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"You must realize- Everything on Bob's Diner is to make fun of something or someone, usually involving Jesus or dead animals/zombies.

Just because Misty was tagged this week (usually because of her awesome comebacks), doesn't mean we won't pick Mort next week. We actually don't really care. Nobody takes this seriously.

Except people that take it all out of context and yell at us for not growing up. Chill out. (You get to be made fun of next week)

If Misty actually took offense to anything that we have said over the past years, she could easily never come back to Bob's, where we would promptly forget about her existence. Maybe."



Wait... what?! You'll never pick on me! NEVEEEER!! *crows swoop in and start picking at my eyes* NNNOOOOOO!! Why did I have to marinate my eyes?!!

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_{^{(you killed our rainbow poptart kitten, you bastard!)
(I feel no shame!)
(Oh... alright then...)}}