Here are some preview clips from Season 1: Episode 1/2. ENJOY!

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Preview Clip "So Gay!" for episode 1x01 "Pilot Episode" - TV Transcript
[Dana, Tina, Alice and Marina sit at a table at a cafe. Dana spots a woman passing the cafe window on the street and raises a brow.]

Dana: (mock British accent) Hello.

[Everyone turns to look as Jenny walks past the window..]

[Alice turns back and stares at Dana.]

Dana: What?!

Alice: (shaking head) You are just so gay.

Tina: (rolling eyes) So gay.

[Dana slumps a little, tossing up a hand.]

Dana: I know. (a beat) I know.

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Preview Clip "Dress Like That?" for episode 1x01 "Pilot Episode" - TV Transcript
[Dana, Tina, Alice and Marina sit at a table in a cafe. Shane, wearing an old shirt with the sleeves cut off, stands next to Tina.]

Dana: Do you have to dress like that all the time?

[Tina eyes Dana. Shane looks down at herself and back up.]

Shane: Like wha?

Dana: Well I wouldn't be seen on the street with you. I mean, every single thing about the way you're dressed, like, screams dyke.

Alice: God, Dana.

Shane: Sorry, man.

Dana: What, look, if I'm outed, I'm screwed, Alice. Allright? ...

[Alice rolls her eyes and looks up.]

Dana: (cntd) Sponsors aren't exactly clamoring to have their stuffed repped by big old lezzie tennis players... what?

Shane: No, no, no, look, it's cool, I totally dig you need to make a living. (picks up her drink) I'm meeting a client anyway.

[Shane walks off. Alice looks at Dana.]

Alice: Y'know, you are gonna pickle in that self-loathing homophobia, I swear.

Dana: Well you know you're gonna shrivel in that self-righteous priggishness.

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Preview Clip "Fishing in the Pond" for episode 1x01 "Pilot Episode" - TV Transcript
[Alice, Dana, Shane and Tina sit in a busy cafe. Funky music (the Gorillaz) plays in the background. Bette stands next to Tina, a latte to go in her hand. ]

Alice: I have solved your donor problem. You two are having a party this Saturday night and we are inviting all the eligible men that we know.

Dana: Oh yeah, that's right, all two of them.

Shane: Oh yeah. (gesturing) Get them all together, at one time.

Alice: Right! You just go fishin' in the pond!

[Bette nods politely.]

Bette: (smiling) Great.

[Tina looks up at Bette.]

Tina: Great!

Bette: (waving) I'm leaving now.

[Bette turns and heads to the door.]

Dana: Allright. I'm gonna call ya about that!

Bette: Okay.

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Preview Clip "Reading Material" for episode 1x01 "Pilot Episode" - TV Transcript
[At a party at someone's house. Many people are milling around talking, enjoying themselves. Soft, jazzy music plays in the background. Marina sits on the arm of a couch,.Alice sits on the couch next to her, and Jenny sits on the other end.]

Marina: Have you read anything by Anne Carson?

[Jenny pauses and seems to blush.]

Jenny: "The Autobiography of Red." (a beat) "Eros the Bittersweet." (looks up) I think... um, those books practically changed my life.

[Marina watches Jenny intently. Closeup of Jenny's face, her eyes, her lips.]

Jenny: What about you, have you... have you read them?

Marina: (nodding, smiling) Yeah.

[Alice looks from Marina to Jenny, her face lit up.]

Alice: (laughing) Wow! You guys should totally take the Cosmo romance compatibility quiz!

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Preview Clip "Still Happy" for episode 1x01 "Pilot Episode" - TV Transcript
[Shane stands in Bette and Tina's front yard. It's very early in the morning, and Bette and Tina are sitting next to each other on the steps of their front porch reading the paper.]

Shane: (pointing, smiling) You totally just got laid, didn't you?

[Bette and Tina smile; Tina laughs a little.]

Shane: Yeah, you see? That gives me hope, because I love knowing that two people who've been together for so long ... can still make each other that happy.]

[Tina rubs Bette's arm.]

[Shane seems truly touched, and gestures as if she's going to say something further, but she doesn't. She smiles.]

Shane: Yeah. Anyway. Um... (smiles) have a good morning.

[Bette and Tina watch her turn to go.]

Shane: Okay. (points) I'm gonna go. (smiles) Okay.

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Preview Clip "Here to Say..." for episode 1x01 "Pilot Episode" - TV Transcript
[Marina and Jenny sit at a table together in a busy cafe.]

Marina: I hope I didn't upset you the other night.

Jenny: (smiles) No. (a beat) You didn't upset me.

[Marina smiles.]

Jenny: I just, uh, I came here to say that I'm not, I... (shrugs and shakes her head)

[Marina turns her head a little, trying to read Jenny's body language.]

Jenny: I'm not...

[Jenny shrugs her shoulders big, and Marina plays along, smiling.]

Marina: A big coffee drinker?

[Jenny lets her shoulders down and Marina laughs. They stare at each other for a few seconds.]

Jenny: I have to go.

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Preview Clip "Flattered" for episode 1x01 "Pilot Episode" - TV Transcript
[Night, at an outdoor party. Bette and Tina are standing together, talking to a man named Robin.]

Robin: I gotta tell ya, I couldn't be more flattered. I know you two are gonna be wonderful mothers and I bet you'll have guys lining up around the block begging to jerk off for ya.

[Bette sips her drink, chuckling.]

Bette: Robin, are you setting us up for a turn down?

Robin: Believe me, it's got nothing to do with you guys and I have no reservations about you two, it's my own genetic shortcomings which I wouldn't want to pass on to any child. Look, see how bow-legged I am? It's a family trait.

[Bette and Tina look down at his legs. ]

Tina: Oh, that's cute, we could live with that.

Robin: I also carry the gene for buck teeth, my mother and my three sisters are all —

Bette: (smiling) There are always braces.

[Robin looks at them both.]

Robin: We also have the propensity for shingles. Early onset manic depression.

Bette: Both treatable. (smiles)

Robin: Premature hair loss. Among the women, (gestures to his own bald head) as well as the men. It's...

Tina: (gestures to her own hair) Oh, we could get one of those ...

Bette: A weave.

Robin: Also a hideous... tendency to drool?

Tina: Okay. (smiles)

Bette: We get the picture.

Tina: We get it.

[Robin smiles.]

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