The FU Monkey
2004-12-04

Dear random people out in the vastness of Elftown. Gather round and hear the story of how my best friends FU monkey came to be duck taped to a wooden chair...

It all started friday after school, I went home with [Kiarrahka] after school that day to hang out before she moved on monday...after an extensive amount of time she calls and tells me that she is going to brittanys and I have to go home (note: This is after her brillant self gave me coffee and green tea). So I called my mom and she said it would be a little bit and they had to go.
Upon them pulling out of the drive way I waited. It could not have been all of 10 seconds before her mom and grandma pulled up and needless to say they were not to happy about me being all by my lonesome. I tried to cover the best I could but...
So I went with them inside to wait when revenge struck me...so I decided to kidnap the FU monkey but they said no because she wouldn't be able to get it back in time...so I found duck tape.
In all of maybe half an hour her monkey got 5 layers of duck tape around it's arms,legs and head...it had a note attached also...it said:
monkey see
monkey do
monkey get taped to chair
because of you

She showed up back at home just a little while after I had done this to her monkey, needless to say she was shocked (Impressed though ^.^). I told her that I would remove the duct tape for her...but she decided to be stubborn and TRY to do it herself...After two hours and no progress, she just decided to load up the chair, monkey and all, and take it with her...

...and know I am told that the duck taped monkey will grace the presence of her new room...




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