The Hanger, The Ceiling Fan, and Cody's Eye
2006: Avennue D

Welcome welcome to the third instalment of 'When Hangers Attack'. Are latest victim being Cody ([Zable]s younger brother. It all started late one afternoon in his room. [Zable] had told him already exactly just what happens when you throw hangers into ceiling fans when their on the high setting...So, naturally he wanted to see for himself.

Now I had just arrived with their mom when all of a sudden I hear '*Wack!* Dude, you almost got me! That was insane!" come from the closed door...so I had to take a peek and see exactly just what had been going on.

Through the cracked door all I hear is [Zable] yelling 'Don't come in! theirs Hangers flying!!!'. So I waited...and waited...and waited...and grew tired of waiting. So I went to enter the door right as [Zable] was coming out, laughing hysterically, with a hanger.

Not wanting to miss out on any of the fun, I asked for the hanger and threw it threw the cracked door way which was maybe an inch or two at best wide. Yet some how, my mad skills just managed to hit the fan at the exact right angle to send it rickeshaying off of the ceiling fan and smack dab into Cody's eye.

How did I know that I hit him in his eye when I couldn't see him threw the door frame you ask? Well, him screaming 'OWWW, MY EYE!' was a wee bit of an indicator :P.

Needless to say, even he couldn't help but to laugh. It was one of my lifes crowning achievements. To nail someone in the eye, without being able to see them, with a hanger, threw a cracked door, after it rickishaying off of the ceiling fan...oh yeah. Thats the type of mad skill that you are born with...or taught via violent fights or video games XD god bless duck hunter.




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