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THE MUSE'S FAN CLUB

For all fans of [The Muse]

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Greetings. I am [The Muse]. You can find out more about me by visiting my house. If you are an ignoramus and know little or nothing about Muses then you should read The Muse's FAQ, assuming, that is, that you can read.

Why do I have a Fan Club? Are you suggesting for a moment that I am not desearving of a fan club? Clearly you do not respect Muses nearly as much as you ought.
I have a Fan Club because I am beautiful, enigmatic, charming and tallented. I am a very powerful Muse and it is time I was recognised as such. This is the place where you can praise, worship, exalt, respect, admire and idolize me, as is my due. You may begin.

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Members list

Add your name to the list below, I expect it.

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You may pay hommage to my exquisite (even if ineptly rendered) visage.

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Leave your offerings in the space below.

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If you wish to converse with me you may do so in The Muse's Lounge.

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